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MR_BIGGS 08-24-2009 05:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 3seriesBeeM (Post 6561632)
how stupid do you have to be to believe a cat is gonna eat you AHAHAHAHAHAHA. Dont you think if a cat ate somebody or whatnot that it would be in the news. I have never heard something so stupid
:bowrofl:

Thank you!

murd0c 08-24-2009 05:04 PM
it's only natural dogs will eat you as well. Rats will eat you when your still alive

MR_BIGGS 08-24-2009 05:08 PM
I heard ants eat you and carry you to their leader underground.

skyxx 08-24-2009 05:10 PM
Why are you all worried about your pets eating you? You all should worry about your girlfriends eating your money, your life. EVERYTHING!!!

ZenZa 08-24-2009 05:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by oniyou (Post 6561465)
my friend a retard ?
i'm pretty sure you're the retard

Poonpee 08-24-2009 05:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MR_BIGGS (Post 6561673)
I heard ants eat you and carry you to their leader underground.
O yea !? I heard if bats bite you then you will turn into Batman !

Jackygor 08-24-2009 05:59 PM
I heard that people eat their pets when they die

ToneCapone 08-24-2009 06:46 PM
LMFAOOOOO!!!! haha I doubt it....
I think it's more likley because of bodyheat, since your chest produces the most... cats use it to keep warm.
They aint gonna eat u, but they just freeloaders.

ToyotaPowah 08-24-2009 07:10 PM
OMG I HAV A KAT WUT DO I DO????? SHUD I KIL IT B4 HE KILZ ME??????????/

alex.w *// 08-24-2009 07:27 PM
http://www.nykc.net/img/lol_wut.jpg

at a quick glance of the title.

i thought it was can't wait for you to die

SkinnyPupp 08-24-2009 07:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by oniyou (Post 6561465)
I heard from a friend of mine that when cats sleep on you when you sleep, they're not actually cuddling with you... they're supposedly listening to your heartbeat to see if it'll stop. And when it does, they eat you cuz they're predators or something.

has anybody heard of this ?
confirm ?
my friend a retard ?

i tried google and nothing came up, hella scared cuz liek i like cats n all
Your friend is an idiot

Ferra 08-24-2009 07:44 PM
Not sure about cats, but about a year ago there was a news story in HK about a lonely elderly man who lives with a bunch of dogs.

One day he died, and his dogs just ate him.

It is really their natural instinct...but I am sure any cat/dogs would rather go for other food sources first before eating your dirty corpse.

ilvtofu 08-24-2009 07:58 PM
I heard this is true, at some hospitals they have cats walking around, and the cats choose to nap alongside patients, and soon after they die. I guess they can sense death or something, they're always up to no good...

XxFcukxX 08-24-2009 10:22 PM
maybe they can hear your heart working worse or something

hal0g0dv2 08-24-2009 10:36 PM
that is why Italians hate cats

WHEYsted 08-24-2009 10:41 PM
OP sounds like a flaming homosexual.

ajax 08-24-2009 10:44 PM
Cats are gay. Useless pussies.

Drow 08-25-2009 12:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nonamehustla (Post 6562114)
OP sounds like a flaming homosexual.
:mad:

AutozamAZ-3 08-25-2009 01:07 AM
try it out op. pretend your dead by slowing down your heart rate - go sit a freezer for a while (heck, it i'll be good with the weather and all).

video tape it and post it up so we know the answer.

do it with a controlled subject as well (one when your not pretending to be dead).

k thanks!

AzNightmare 08-25-2009 01:24 AM
I assume your account got hacked or you're just really stupid...

Alphamale 08-25-2009 01:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jackygor (Post 6561735)
I heard that people eat their pets when they die
Dead people eat cats?

hotjoint 08-25-2009 09:23 AM
damn that cat is annoying as shit

q0192837465 08-25-2009 11:09 AM
lolz, I'm sure u'r cat will eat u once u'r dead. What makes u so special that ur cat will treat u differently than another piece of meat?

you! 08-25-2009 02:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nonamehustla (Post 6562114)
OP sounds like a flaming homosexual.
:lol

El Bastardo 08-25-2009 09:15 PM
OH MY GOD ITS SO TRUE and cats also give off body heat in your bedroom so it gets hot and it makes you need a fan in your bedroom and if you put a fan in your bedroom it'll suck out all of the oxygen and you'll die and unless you cut and paste this message to four other videos on YouTube you'll never know the name of your true love at midnight


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