Cats wait for you to die
 

I heard from a friend of mine that when cats sleep on you when you sleep, they're not actually cuddling with you... they're supposedly listening to your heartbeat to see if it'll stop. And when it does, they eat you cuz they're predators or something.

has anybody heard of this ?
confirm ?
my friend a retard ?

i tried google and nothing came up, hella scared cuz liek i like cats n all

They eat me out. More like I eat my girlfriend's pussy out.....oh wait...nvm...

True and if you're a guy and you die, they'll feast on your nuts first.

.......lol

Does it really matter? You won't care when you're already dead....

oh my god i dont even

What's there to be scared of?

If this happens to you, you're dead anyway.

It's not like the cats KILL you.

No, but it'll be pretty sick if I saw a cat eating a person/family member.




But I think this may be an urban legend.

did u change ur avatar just for this thread?

sometimes they dont even wait till you're dead before the pussy can't control itself and pounces




i wouldn't even call that an urban legend since it sounds like only 2 idiots believe it... or maybe 1 kidding around and the OP being the idiot

Dogs do the same thing when they sleep on the foot of your bed. But instead of eating you they shit on your face.

in the future, there are only laser cats.

That's what I was wondering. Are you one of those crazy cat people.

I fucking hate cats..my ex-neighbours had like 6 or 7 of them they were white trash hicks...and the cats always shit in my dad's beautiful garden. This one black cat always walks acorss my car when I'm driving home it lives a block down. NExt time I see it i'm mowing it down.

no sir i had this avatar for abt a week

then last night my friend and i engaged in a convo abt whats better : cats or dogs

then he scared me

This popped into my head when you mentioned that.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...SPCintro80.jpg

Samurai Pizza Cats!

Chopstick heard of stuff along those lines

cats are very mysterious

when you look at one in the eye, u know something strange is going on

when u look at a dog in the eye, u know he wants a milk bone

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtU77...eature=related

^^ holy fuck. don't mess lol

cats can sense death! (O__O)!

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/...n3097899.shtml

DUDE I LOVED THAT SHOW WHEN I WAS A KID.

i hope a cat sleeps on u

same, i used to rush everyone back home after i get mcdonald's pizza (mom too fucking cheap to buy pizza hut), and mark my territory around the tv at 3:30 and watch that show (*__*)......

Not just cats. A lot of animals can.

Shit your cat is gonna kill you.

how stupid do you have to be to believe a cat is gonna eat you AHAHAHAHAHAHA. Dont you think if a cat ate somebody or whatnot that it would be in the news. I have never heard something so stupid