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08-24-2009, 02:28 PM
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#1 | | look at these diamonds, they shining
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I heard from a friend of mine that when cats sleep on you when you sleep, they're not actually cuddling with you... they're supposedly listening to your heartbeat to see if it'll stop. And when it does, they eat you cuz they're predators or something.
has anybody heard of this ?
confirm ?
my friend a retard ?
i tried google and nothing came up, hella scared cuz liek i like cats n all
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08-24-2009, 02:32 PM
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They eat me out. More like I eat my girlfriend's pussy out.....oh wait...nvm...
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08-24-2009, 02:34 PM
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True and if you're a guy and you die, they'll feast on your nuts first.
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08-24-2009, 02:37 PM
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08-24-2009, 02:37 PM
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Does it really matter? You won't care when you're already dead....
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08-24-2009, 02:47 PM
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#6 | | look at these diamonds, they shining
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Originally Posted by Jah Al Zawahiri True and if you're a guy and you die, they'll feast on your nuts first. | oh my god i dont even
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08-24-2009, 02:59 PM
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What's there to be scared of?
If this happens to you, you're dead anyway.
It's not like the cats KILL you.
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08-24-2009, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by InvisibleSoul What's there to be scared of?
If this happens to you, you're dead anyway.
It's not like the cats KILL you. |
No, but it'll be pretty sick if I saw a cat eating a person/family member.
But I think this may be an urban legend.
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08-24-2009, 03:10 PM
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did u change ur avatar just for this thread?
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08-24-2009, 03:19 PM
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sometimes they dont even wait till you're dead before the pussy can't control itself and pounces
i wouldn't even call that an urban legend since it sounds like only 2 idiots believe it... or maybe 1 kidding around and the OP being the idiot
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08-24-2009, 03:24 PM
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Dogs do the same thing when they sleep on the foot of your bed. But instead of eating you they shit on your face.
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08-24-2009, 03:31 PM
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in the future, there are only laser cats.
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08-24-2009, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by pandalove did u change ur avatar just for this thread? | That's what I was wondering. Are you one of those crazy cat people.
I fucking hate cats..my ex-neighbours had like 6 or 7 of them they were white trash hicks...and the cats always shit in my dad's beautiful garden. This one black cat always walks acorss my car when I'm driving home it lives a block down. NExt time I see it i'm mowing it down.
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08-24-2009, 03:48 PM
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#14 | | look at these diamonds, they shining
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Originally Posted by pandalove did u change ur avatar just for this thread? | no sir i had this avatar for abt a week
then last night my friend and i engaged in a convo abt whats better : cats or dogs
then he scared me
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08-24-2009, 03:53 PM
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08-24-2009, 03:54 PM
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#16 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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Chopstick heard of stuff along those lines
cats are very mysterious
when you look at one in the eye, u know something strange is going on
when u look at a dog in the eye, u know he wants a milk bone http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtU77...eature=related
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08-24-2009, 03:56 PM
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08-24-2009, 04:08 PM
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#18 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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Originally Posted by StylinRed sometimes they dont even wait till you're dead before the pussy can't control itself and pounces
i wouldn't even call that an urban legend since it sounds like only 2 idiots believe it... or maybe 1 kidding around and the OP being the idiot | cats can sense death! (O__O)! http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/...n3097899.shtml
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08-24-2009, 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by triplexcel This popped into my head when you mentioned that.
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08-24-2009, 04:11 PM
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#20 | | look at these diamonds, they shining
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Originally Posted by StylinRed sometimes they dont even wait till you're dead before the pussy can't control itself and pounces
i wouldn't even call that an urban legend since it sounds like only 2 idiots believe it... or maybe 1 kidding around and the OP being the idiot | i hope a cat sleeps on u
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08-24-2009, 04:15 PM
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#21 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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08-24-2009, 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Chopstick | Not just cats. A lot of animals can.
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08-24-2009, 04:32 PM
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Shit your cat is gonna kill you.
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08-24-2009, 04:45 PM
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how stupid do you have to be to believe a cat is gonna eat you AHAHAHAHAHAHA. Dont you think if a cat ate somebody or whatnot that it would be in the news. I have never heard something so stupid
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