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Old 08-27-2009, 12:35 AM   #26
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Old 08-27-2009, 12:42 AM   #27
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Old 08-27-2009, 12:46 AM   #28
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Old 08-27-2009, 12:49 AM   #29
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you should start tell your gf fuck you like a normal human being instead of the asian sex !
you are lack of motivation
you sound like peter chao.....

but in all seriousness, drink energy drinks (red bull, monster, full throttle, or as someone earlier said, those 5 hour energy bottles.)
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Old 08-27-2009, 01:25 AM   #30
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i say taking a nap after work, works for me
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Old 08-27-2009, 01:26 AM   #31
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go take shit on the can.. then take a nap while pretending to take a long shit
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Old 08-27-2009, 01:45 AM   #32
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Old 08-27-2009, 05:04 AM   #33
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Old 08-27-2009, 06:36 AM   #34
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Old 08-27-2009, 07:13 AM   #35
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just surf or listen to the radio, thats what i do
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Old 08-27-2009, 08:20 AM   #36
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i surf rs until there's nothing new to read. thenn i fall asleep
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Old 08-27-2009, 08:46 AM   #37
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i surf rs until there's nothing new to read. thenn i fall asleep
sounds about right to me
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Old 08-27-2009, 09:17 AM   #38
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Old 08-27-2009, 09:23 AM   #39
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Old 08-27-2009, 10:15 AM   #40
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this thread cracks me up for some reason.

I say go for a walk around the office.

Bring some files, and chat up some co-workers. works for me.
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Old 08-27-2009, 02:28 PM   #41
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Old 08-27-2009, 02:32 PM   #42
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Old 08-27-2009, 02:32 PM   #43
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lol try ginseng... XD

youll be horny too!
after that, a hooker under your desk wont be such a bad idea
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Old 08-27-2009, 02:42 PM   #44
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Couple things that will help you stay awake:
Eat turkey, or a really large meal. Tylenol helps but only take it when things get really busy. Listen to slow jams, talk to your GF about her purses, keep the temperature slightly warm, and/or get a really soft cozy office chair.
That keeps me wired all day long
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Old 08-27-2009, 03:52 PM   #45
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Old 08-27-2009, 04:45 PM   #46
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Monster energy drink works. It's probably the best. Green or blue flavour. (forgot the names.)
Rockstar is a good alternative choice.
AMP is good too, tastes the best. But weaker than the other two on the "kick".

You can try Full Throttle and all the other juice flavoured energy drinks if you're a pansy.
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Old 08-27-2009, 05:35 PM   #47
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I slept during lunch hour and went to bed an hour earlier...it feels so much better today, at least no yawning or want to fall asleep.
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Old 08-27-2009, 09:57 PM   #48
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the thing that helps the most? you ready for it?





























8 hours of sleep =p
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Old 08-27-2009, 10:00 PM   #49
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^ I had 7 yesterday...but didn't know it was that bad compared to 8 or 9
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Old 08-27-2009, 10:16 PM   #50
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^ I had 7 yesterday...but didn't know it was that bad compared to 8 or 9
some people sleep more or less than 7 and they're ok. you just need to figure out your ideal amount of sleep.
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