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The English 101 Thread

thanks to 89blkcivic's idea I've started this threat... i meant thread to discuss about modern/internet people and their use of English and what is wrong with it...

Quote:

Originally Posted by 89blkcivic (Post 6573369)

Instead of mocking it, why don't we start an Englsih 001 thread?

It's not just for FOB and ESL people, but EFL (English as a First Language, but still can't get it right) people on RS could find the info useful, too.

We can start with shit like.......

Effect vs Affect

Effect = Zhang Fei's good looks have an awesome effect on women.
Affect = How does Zhang Fei's charm affect older women?

Then vs Than

Then = BNR32 insulted CRS, then he got banned.
Than = BNR32 would rather be banned for life than become good friends with CRS.

See? You make things relevant and people will understand.......... not.

I really shouldn't make fun of ESL students/people. I was, afterall, an ESL student myself.

I also want to discuss the use of "shut the fuck up" <-- I mean what is that?

Shut Up is the meaning to tell somebody to shut their bottom jaw up in a sense to not talk... so if shut up is short for that... what is shut the fuck up?

- shut the fuck jaw up?
- shut the jaw fuck up?
- shut jaw the fuck up?

I don't know... you guys talk about it... or like 63.5% of the post on RS... flame the OP

This thread is pointless, thus , YOU need to SHUT THE FUCK UP

im taking english 101
you can see it from my avatar

"the fuck" has been inserted into "shut up" simply for emphasis.

Another example:

"What the fuck are you doing" vs "What are you doing"

me uh speak a rearry good engrish, I know need dis tred

Quote:

Originally Posted by choda (Post 6573505)

me uh speak a rearry good engrish, I know need dis tred

goot goot!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gumby (Post 6573490)

"the fuck" has been inserted into "shut up" simply for emphasis.

Another example:

"What the fuck are you doing" vs "What are you doing"

ahhh... I the fuck understand now... thanks

Common errors........

1. Effect, Affect
2. Then, Than
3. Their, There, They're
4. Loose, Lose
5. To, Too, Two
6. Its, It's
7.
8.
9.

wonder, wander

fucking morans
http://www.dannemann.org.uk/images/morans.jpg

peter chao muddafuckaa.

Quote:

Originally Posted by 89blkcivic (Post 6573653)

Common errors........

1. Effect, Affect
2. Then, Than
3. Their, There, They're
4. Loose, Lose
5. To, Too, Two
6. Its, It's
7.
8.
9.

Forgot your and you're

1. Effect, Affect
2. Then, Than
3. Their, There, They're
4. Loose, Lose
5. To, Too, Two
6. Its, It's
7. Your, You're
8.
9.

not your biseress i talk like this.

chao outside modafuckaaaa

It's would have and should have, not would of and should of.

Quote:

Originally Posted by woob (Post 6573793)

ryzum baybee

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey4WX-mUOZA

DEESEECO!

lol i watched that video 5 times today over 10 hours...

1. Effect, Affect
2. Then, Than
3. Their, There, They're
4. Loose, Lose
5. To, Too, Two
6. Its, It's
7. Your, You're
8. wonder, wander
9.

wheres danned

Edit: I mean, where's danned?

HongKongG owns this thread

1. Effect, Affect
2. Then, Than
3. Their, There, They're
4. Loose, Lose
5. To, Too, Two
6. Its, It's
7. Your, You're
8. wonder, wander
9. could've/could have, NOT could of

1. Effect, Affect
2. Then, Than
3. Their, There, They're
4. Loose, Lose
5. To, Too, Two
6. Its, It's
7. Your, You're
8. wonder, wander
9. could've/could have, NOT could of
10. thought/through/though/thoroughly