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09-01-2009, 03:38 PM
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#1 | RS controls my life!
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thanks to 89blkcivic's idea I've started this threat... i meant thread to discuss about modern/internet people and their use of English and what is wrong with it... Quote:
Originally Posted by 89blkcivic Instead of mocking it, why don't we start an Englsih 001 thread?
It's not just for FOB and ESL people, but EFL (English as a First Language, but still can't get it right) people on RS could find the info useful, too.
We can start with shit like.......
Effect vs Affect
Effect = Zhang Fei's good looks have an awesome effect on women.
Affect = How does Zhang Fei's charm affect older women?
Then vs Than
Then = BNR32 insulted CRS, then he got banned.
Than = BNR32 would rather be banned for life than become good friends with CRS.
See? You make things relevant and people will understand.......... not.
I really shouldn't make fun of ESL students/people. I was, afterall, an ESL student myself. |
I also want to discuss the use of "shut the fuck up" <-- I mean what is that?
Shut Up is the meaning to tell somebody to shut their bottom jaw up in a sense to not talk... so if shut up is short for that... what is shut the fuck up?
- shut the fuck jaw up?
- shut the jaw fuck up?
- shut jaw the fuck up?
I don't know... you guys talk about it... or like 63.5% of the post on RS... flame the OP
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09-01-2009, 03:48 PM
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#2 | My homepage has been set to RS
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This thread is pointless, thus , YOU need to SHUT THE FUCK UP
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09-01-2009, 03:52 PM
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#3 | Banned (ABWS)
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im taking english 101
you can see it from my avatar
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09-01-2009, 03:54 PM
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#4 | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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"the fuck" has been inserted into "shut up" simply for emphasis.
Another example:
"What the fuck are you doing" vs "What are you doing"
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09-01-2009, 04:04 PM
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#5 | Banned (ABWS)
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me uh speak a rearry good engrish, I know need dis tred
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09-01-2009, 04:07 PM
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#6 | Need to Seek Professional Help
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shut the fuck up
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09-01-2009, 04:08 PM
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#7 | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Originally Posted by choda me uh speak a rearry good engrish, I know need dis tred | goot goot!
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09-01-2009, 04:32 PM
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#8 | RS controls my life!
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Originally Posted by Gumby "the fuck" has been inserted into "shut up" simply for emphasis.
Another example:
"What the fuck are you doing" vs "What are you doing" | ahhh... I the fuck understand now... thanks
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09-01-2009, 05:46 PM
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#9 | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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Common errors........
1. Effect, Affect
2. Then, Than
3. Their, There, They're
4. Loose, Lose
5. To, Too, Two
6. Its, It's
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09-01-2009, 06:10 PM
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#10 | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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wonder, wander
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09-01-2009, 06:21 PM
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#11 | ESKETIT
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stfu
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09-01-2009, 06:41 PM
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peter chao muddafuckaa.
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09-01-2009, 06:43 PM
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#13 | F**K YOUR HEAD
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Originally Posted by 89blkcivic Common errors........
1. Effect, Affect
2. Then, Than
3. Their, There, They're
4. Loose, Lose
5. To, Too, Two
6. Its, It's
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9. | Forgot your and you're
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09-01-2009, 07:04 PM
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#14 | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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1. Effect, Affect
2. Then, Than
3. Their, There, They're
4. Loose, Lose
5. To, Too, Two
6. Its, It's
7. Your, You're
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"there but for the grace of god go I"
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Youth is, indeed, wasted on the young.
| YODO = You Only Die Once.
Dirty look from MG1 can melt steel beams.
"There must be dissonance before resolution - MG1" a musical reference.
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09-01-2009, 07:10 PM
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#15 | My homepage has been set to RS
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not your biseress i talk like this.
chao outside modafuckaaaa
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09-01-2009, 07:19 PM
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#16 | RS Operative (G)
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baby's are cool
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09-01-2009, 07:34 PM
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#17 | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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09-01-2009, 07:46 PM
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#18 | What hasn't Killed me, has made me more tolerant of RS!
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It's would have and should have, not would of and should of.
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09-01-2009, 09:07 PM
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#19 | F**K YOUR HEAD
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Originally Posted by woob | DEESEECO!
lol i watched that video 5 times today over 10 hours...
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09-01-2009, 10:48 PM
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#20 | Proud to be called a RS Regular!
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1. Effect, Affect
2. Then, Than
3. Their, There, They're
4. Loose, Lose
5. To, Too, Two
6. Its, It's
7. Your, You're
8. wonder, wander
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09-02-2009, 01:09 AM
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#21 | NOOB, Not Quite a Regular!
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wheres danned
Edit: I mean, where's danned?
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09-02-2009, 01:17 AM
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#22 | Official Texas Ambassador
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HongKongG owns this thread
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09-02-2009, 01:21 AM
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#23 | The "You'd Know" Moderator
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1. Effect, Affect
2. Then, Than
3. Their, There, They're
4. Loose, Lose
5. To, Too, Two
6. Its, It's
7. Your, You're
8. wonder, wander
9. could've/could have, NOT could of
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09-02-2009, 01:50 AM
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#24 | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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1. Effect, Affect
2. Then, Than
3. Their, There, They're
4. Loose, Lose
5. To, Too, Two
6. Its, It's
7. Your, You're
8. wonder, wander
9. could've/could have, NOT could of
10. thought/through/though/thoroughly
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09-02-2009, 02:05 AM
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#25 | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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your gay
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