Chat with strangers Omgele

[Vansterdam]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: sup
Stranger: nothing bro
You: im a girl
Stranger: nothing bra
You: how did u know?
You: i just got the change last week
You: hehe
Stranger: what?
You: oh nothing
You: juts a small operation i had
You: tehehe
Stranger: ...
You: wanna fuck?
Stranger: how old are you/
Stranger: ?
You: old enough
You: and yourself
Stranger: how old?
You: im 14
Stranger: 15
You: cool
You: where you from
Stranger: do you have a webcam?
Stranger: Canada
You: o rly
You: me to
You: =P
Stranger: where?
You: vancouver
Stranger: hm
You: you
Stranger: ontario
You: thats a shamè
Stranger: yep
You: want to meet up half wayÉ
You: i love you long time
You: '3
Stranger: no
You: y not
Stranger: I'll jerk off with you if you have a cam
You: whats your msn
Stranger: madavignod@hotmail.com
You: you cool with hermaphodite`sÉ
Stranger: what do you mean exactly?
You: i have both
Stranger: I have never met a hermaphrodite before
You: well you wanna get down with one?
Stranger: sure

[ZhangFei]

why are you all fags pretending to be girls?

[CRS]

Originally Posted by ZhangFei

why are you all fags pretending to be girls?

Because unlike you, online predators have more of a preference for girls.

You fag.

[murd0c]

Originally Posted by ZhangFei

why are you all fags pretending to be girls?

Originally Posted by CRS

Because unlike you, online predators have more of a preference for girls.

You fag.

exactly, we want to fuck with these people who a pervs thats the funny fricken part.

[fa1civic]

Stranger: seeking a nice girl to satisfy my foot fetish =D
You: hey
You: uhh im a guy
You: anyways where u live?
You: im from canada

[CRS]

Originally Posted by skyxx

Muahahha You did that too eh. *High five* Buddy. .

Yeah, I just had to hahaha

It was good times.

[fa1civic]

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: how old are u?
You: im 18
Stranger: 20
You: cool
You: any hobbies?
Stranger: umm street racing
You: haha
You: what car u got?
Stranger: 350z
You: ive got 08 civic
You: nice
You: what mods do u have?
You: damn u a lot of mods
Stranger: procharger superscharger stillen exhaust ram air veilside body kit tokico shocks short throw shifter engine stroked out and greddy custom intercooler for the supercharger
You: holy shit
Stranger: yea pretty much
You: are u from bc?
You: canada
Stranger: no im from dallas texas
You: oh more lean rules there right?
Stranger: no
You: here u cant have front tint gay
Stranger: nowhere u can have front tint
You: no some states
You: like LA
Stranger: no its illegal everywhere cause it obstucts ur view
You: oh
You: u got hids?
Stranger: i have the rings it makes it look pissed off at night
You: LOL
You: kk nice talking to u
You: peace
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[CRS]

Originally Posted by [evo]xchange

Stranger: seeking a nice girl to satisfy my foot fetish =D
You: hey
You: uhh im a guy
You: anyways where u live?
You: im from canada

Originally Posted by [evo]xchange

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: how old are u?
You: im 18
Stranger: 20
You: cool
You: any hobbies?
Stranger: umm street racing
You: haha
You: what car u got?
Stranger: 350z
You: ive got 08 civic
You: nice
You: what mods do u have?
You: damn u a lot of mods
Stranger: procharger superscharger stillen exhaust ram air veilside body kit tokico shocks short throw shifter engine stroked out and greddy custom intercooler for the supercharger
You: holy shit
Stranger: yea pretty much
You: are u from bc?
You: canada
Stranger: no im from dallas texas
You: oh more lean rules there right?
Stranger: no
You: here u cant have front tint gay
Stranger: nowhere u can have front tint
You: no some states
You: like LA
Stranger: no its illegal everywhere cause it obstucts ur view
You: oh
You: u got hids?
Stranger: i have the rings it makes it look pissed off at night
You: LOL
You: kk nice talking to u
You: peace
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'm sorry but just stop. Just stop.

Your conversations suck.

[CP.AR]

Holy crap, I just had a nerd explosion on omegle...


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: penis shaped bread?
Stranger: Bedododo!
You: what treachery is this?
You: how dare dost thy give mine bread such hostile, dispicable shape?
You: this is utter treachery!
Stranger: Thou swine! Thou yellow bellied whoreson!
Stranger: Thou had tupped my white ewe!
You: why dost speak in such a graceful manner
You: I shall invite thy to thine pantaloons for a wine and dine
Stranger: Insulted though I am thusly, I keep my wits as sharp as my rapier!
You: hail the thane of cawdor!
Stranger: I shall accpet your invite with ill favor
You: haha
You: nice
You: an educated person
Stranger: *highfive*
You: *highfive*
Stranger: English lit major currently in a shakespeare course
You: NICE
Stranger: OH YEAH
You: i thought of english lit
You: but
You: i stuck with Econ and Math
Stranger: Ewww
You: well
Stranger: no offense
You: thank me when the economy goes all sour again!
Stranger: Oh, don't worry, I will
You: hahaa
You: where u studying?
You: if you don't mind me asking
Stranger: Sonoma State universitty in California
You: ic
Stranger: University*
You: University of British Columbia here
Stranger: Nice
You: not a lot of "scholars" on this site
You: i must say
Stranger: I kind of noticed
You: haha
Stranger: good way to weed out the stupids
Stranger: starting with shakespearian language
You: typing in my rusty old english
You: haha
Stranger: It kind of made my night actually
Stranger: so thanks
You: i should ask though... what exactly is the different between "thy" and "thine"?
You: haha np
Stranger: Erm...
Stranger: Same?
You: yeah, ive noticed it's used interchangeably
You: but yeah, just thought i'd ask =. =
Stranger: that kind of happens when there isnt a standardized language
You: yeah... spoken language wasn't concrete back in that era
You: and nor is it in the modern day too...
Stranger: yeah no kidding
You: the internet is destroying languages
Stranger: I completely agree! Texting too.
You: I can see, in a decade or so - "u" "ur" etc.. becoming everyday language
You: certainly
Stranger: Oh God....
You: not everyday, but used in a "professional" manner
Stranger: Ur on a resume
You: haha
You: exactly
Stranger: Id luv to werk at ur compny
You: academic papers written with "w/e"
You: haha
Stranger: lol
You: its and it's becoming mixed
Stranger: That bugs the crap out of me!
You: yes it does!
Stranger: I'm a grammar nazi
You: haha
You: i kind of am too
You: i correct strangers
You: which occasionally, has gotten me into trouble
Stranger: yeah how will they know otherwise?
You: i don't really know - keep in mind these were guys in suits too
Stranger: Sad
You: office executives, who knows
You: the english language is being torn apart!
Stranger: Language as an entity is ever changing
You: Agreed
Stranger: so i understand that, but there are some lines that are just not crossed
You: Agreed to as well
Stranger: I think (hopehopehope) people like you and I will keep proper usage going for a while yet
You: I strongly promote the proper use of not only the English language, but any language.
Stranger: Of course.
You: I avoid "ur" "u" and the associated nonsense in texts if possible
Stranger: All my friends make fun of me for using whole words and proper grammar in texts
You: haha
Stranger: I type it faster anyway
You: of course, since the T9 input uses proper words
You: anyhow
You: it's been real nice chatting with you!
You: first "real" chat!
Stranger: yeah same here!
You: i gotta go now
You: have fun =)
Stranger: Yeah you too!
Stranger: bye
You have disconnected.

[TOS'd]

^ you are doing it wrong.

[CP.AR]

I'm doing it wrong

[1990TSI]

Stranger: hello
You: hey sorry I had to disconnect
You: did you get the faxes?
Stranger: ?
You: I had to disconnect from the internet to send you those faxes
You: I said I'd be right back
You: here I am
Stranger: no i didnt i dont have a fax machine
You: lisa?
You: we just talked for 30 minutes
Stranger: yea its me my fax broke
Stranger: yes
You: so should I re send them?
You: you didn't tel me your fax was broken
Stranger: yes
Stranger: sorry
You: k I'll be back on in 5 mninutes again
You have disconnected.

[XxFcukxX]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: sup
Stranger: are you from sweden?
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[danny_d19]

You: you drive a lude?
Stranger: I cant drive, I'm too short
You: how short
Stranger: 4'9
You: move the seat up
Stranger: feet cant reach the pedals
You: then move the seat up
Stranger: then I can't see over the dash
You: what are you like 8 yrs old?
Stranger: I'm 20
You: why you so short
Stranger: I'm a dwarf
You: that sucks. so how do you get around
Stranger: Girlfriend drives me around
You: is she a dwarf too
Stranger: No, she's taller than me.
You: that blows. having her drive you around all the time. she must hate it
Stranger: She likes to help me out
Stranger: Sometimes if my legs get tired she carries me.
You: fuck eh. she should be with a normal person
You: not you
Stranger: That's shallow thinking.
You: do you have a dwarf dick too
Stranger: no
You: i don't believe you. she deserves a normal size cock
Stranger: she thinks i'm cute
You: sure she does. is she cute
Stranger: uh huh
You: how much taller than you is she
Stranger: she's about 5'11
You: that must be awkward
Stranger: not really
You: how long have you been together
Stranger: a year
You: have you banged her yet
Stranger: no
You: what why the hell not. get on that bro
Stranger: It will happen eventually
You: its been a year man, what you waitin for
Stranger: shes not ready yet
You: how old is she
Stranger: 21
You: she was ready when she was 14. she's lyin
Stranger: i respect her decision
You: don't you want to get your ween wet?
Stranger: i can wait
You: does she at least blow you
Stranger: no
You: hand job?
Stranger: no
You: what the fuck man. find someone new
Stranger: i'm happy with her
Stranger: it doesnt have to be about sex, you know
You: yeah but you could be happy with someone else AND have regular sex.
Stranger: eh, i'm happy with her and she likes me, despite me being a dwarf.
You: well use that to your advantage. how many girls can say they banged a dwarf?? You will be in for sure
Stranger: haha
You: are you a virgin?
Stranger: yes
You: maybe she will let you get a hooker
Stranger: i'll be fine
You: do you jerk off at least
Stranger: No
You: shit dude, ever look at porn?
Stranger: no
You: if i gave you a link to a nice picture would you at least look at it?
Stranger: Nah, I'm good.
You: why would you not want to look at a nice set of titties, honestly
You: jsut look
Stranger: no thanks
You: have you ever seen your gf's boobs
Stranger: one time when she carrried me she let me see
You: did you like it
Stranger: loved it
You: ask her to see em again some time
Stranger: she calls me a baby though sometimes when she carries me haha
You: thats a little weird. no wonder she wont bang you, she thinks you are a baby. show her you are a man
You: she will like it
Stranger: I think I will
Stranger: No more carrying
You: yeah man, show her a whole new you
Stranger: I will
Stranger: But right now I think I'm gonna go to bed
You: does she live with you
Stranger: she stays over sometimes
You: tonight?
Stranger: Actually, yeah, what should I do? tell her I'm not a baby?
You: hell yeah. tell her your a man, and want to make her feel like a real woman tonight
Stranger: I will. thanks for talking with me.
You: np. good luck

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[CRS]

Originally Posted by XxFcukxX

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: sup
Stranger: are you from sweden?
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Should've said yes.

[silk]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi i'm 35 male from Sweden, and you?
You: im 14 f
You: from canada
Stranger: from?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: single?
You: yup
Stranger: me too
You: im only 14, never been in relationship before
Stranger:
Stranger: sorry stupid question from my side
You: yea, no kidding
Stranger: :P
Stranger: where in canada do u live?
You: where mats sundin lives
Stranger: toronto ?
You: no, vancouver
Stranger: I'm not a big hockey fan

[you!]

Originally Posted by danny_d19

You: you drive a lude?
Stranger: I cant drive, I'm too short
You: how short
Stranger: 4'9
You: move the seat up
Stranger: feet cant reach the pedals
You: then move the seat up
Stranger: then I can't see over the dash
You: what are you like 8 yrs old?
Stranger: I'm 20
You: why you so short
Stranger: I'm a dwarf
You: that sucks. so how do you get around
Stranger: Girlfriend drives me around
You: is she a dwarf too
Stranger: No, she's taller than me.
You: that blows. having her drive you around all the time. she must hate it
Stranger: She likes to help me out
Stranger: Sometimes if my legs get tired she carries me.
You: fuck eh. she should be with a normal person
You: not you
Stranger: That's shallow thinking.
You: do you have a dwarf dick too
Stranger: no
You: i don't believe you. she deserves a normal size cock
Stranger: she thinks i'm cute
You: sure she does. is she cute
Stranger: uh huh
You: how much taller than you is she
Stranger: she's about 5'11
You: that must be awkward
Stranger: not really
You: how long have you been together
Stranger: a year
You: have you banged her yet
Stranger: no
You: what why the hell not. get on that bro
Stranger: It will happen eventually
You: its been a year man, what you waitin for
Stranger: shes not ready yet
You: how old is she
Stranger: 21
You: she was ready when she was 14. she's lyin
Stranger: i respect her decision
You: don't you want to get your ween wet?
Stranger: i can wait
You: does she at least blow you
Stranger: no
You: hand job?
Stranger: no
You: what the fuck man. find someone new
Stranger: i'm happy with her
Stranger: it doesnt have to be about sex, you know
You: yeah but you could be happy with someone else AND have regular sex.
Stranger: eh, i'm happy with her and she likes me, despite me being a dwarf.
You: well use that to your advantage. how many girls can say they banged a dwarf?? You will be in for sure
Stranger: haha
You: are you a virgin?
Stranger: yes
You: maybe she will let you get a hooker
Stranger: i'll be fine
You: do you jerk off at least
Stranger: No
You: shit dude, ever look at porn?
Stranger: no
You: if i gave you a link to a nice picture would you at least look at it?
Stranger: Nah, I'm good.
You: why would you not want to look at a nice set of titties, honestly
You: jsut look
Stranger: no thanks
You: have you ever seen your gf's boobs
Stranger: one time when she carrried me she let me see
You: did you like it
Stranger: loved it
You: ask her to see em again some time
Stranger: she calls me a baby though sometimes when she carries me haha
You: thats a little weird. no wonder she wont bang you, she thinks you are a baby. show her you are a man
You: she will like it
Stranger: I think I will
Stranger: No more carrying
You: yeah man, show her a whole new you
Stranger: I will
Stranger: But right now I think I'm gonna go to bed
You: does she live with you
Stranger: she stays over sometimes
You: tonight?
Stranger: Actually, yeah, what should I do? tell her I'm not a baby?
You: hell yeah. tell her your a man, and want to make her feel like a real woman tonight
Stranger: I will. thanks for talking with me.
You: np. good luck

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

hahah lol that was epic

[Dan_Guy]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
you : 1
stranger: 2
you: 2
stranger: 1
stranger: your move

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: 45/m/aus/pedo
Stranger: same
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i wanna die
Stranger: any ideas?
You: ahm
You: an hero?
Stranger: noo
Stranger: likesuicide
Stranger: idk wat 2 doo
You: bang head on keyboard till the deed is done
Stranger: rjidrkhydk
Stranger: sdfnhrtndtrknhuioejwghoijb9w erj]
Stranger: erghsehgr
Stranger: gk..........................

[TOS'd]

Originally Posted by Dan_Guy

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i wanna die
Stranger: any ideas?
You: ahm
You: an hero?
Stranger: noo
Stranger: likesuicide
Stranger: idk wat 2 doo
You: bang head on keyboard till the deed is done
Stranger: rjidrkhydk
Stranger: sdfnhrtndtrknhuioejwghoijb9w erj]
Stranger: erghsehgr
Stranger: gk..........................

LOL that was actually pretty funny

[darkmooon87]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ru girl
You: 17/f/ny
Stranger: m 20 italy
You: italians smell
Stranger: ????

[Volvoman]

fuk

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: pwn
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[The_AK]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Meow
You: my balls are so itchy
Stranger: Oh, I can give them something roughhnhhhh
Stranger: like my claws
Your conversational partner has disconnected

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Lets do this
You: Hey
You: im hungry
You: and
You: i have a 1 hour break before class
You: what should i go eat?
Stranger: dicks
You: thats weird bro
You: i mean like real food
You: im thinking sushi
Stranger: fish dicks
You: you gay fish?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[-EuroRSN-]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: male looking for male to talk
You: Im a big black named STEEL
You: IM HAPPY TO MEET U!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[The_AK]

i've said this about 5 times and get the same response

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: tim hortons
You: yum
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: who are you
You: hey hey
You: im you
Stranger: im you
Stranger: what good
You: who are you?
Stranger: im you i said
You: but i'm me
You: who are you?
Stranger: im you and me
You: no
You: you are you
You: i'm me
You: but i am you
Stranger: yes
Stranger: exactly what im saing
You: but who is me?
Stranger: im me
Stranger: and you are me
Stranger: but me is you
Stranger: easy right
You: but i am me
You: who are you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: we dont take too kindly to your kind around here
Stranger: huh?
You: yea
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

AND

Stranger: hi
You: have u ever walked on water?
Stranger: yes
You: you gay fish?

[!Tigger]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: whats up?
Stranger: not mucch u?
You: same same i just farted and it smells like heaven