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AzNightmare 10-20-2009 02:17 PM

Rant: Hate my childhood.
 
My turn to webrage! :mad:

So if you think you had a hard childhood? Well fuck you! Its got nothing on mine.

My mom practically kicked my ass out the house before I even hit 13, and I never even met my dad. My only friend until I was 10 was this faggot prick next door who was always beating the shit out of me and telling me I wasn't worth shit. It's not like I even had a choice. The entire fucking town had something like 9 people living in it, I shit you not. My entire adolescence was just moving around from place to place trying to get along with people who didn't even want me.

You think that's the worst? My only friend was this blind asian guy in his thirties or something, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid. The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this cute ginger chick. Sure, she was flat as a pancake, but damn, she was a total nymph. She must have been a sadist or something, cause she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet.

But dear god, the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid. You know these types of queer couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each other's sentences? Yeah, they were fucking creepers, and they had a cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were. I swear, this thing would never shut the fuck up.


Like I said, I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time.
The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a pokemon master.

silk 10-20-2009 02:26 PM

wow simply wow

ToyotaPowah 10-20-2009 02:42 PM

So.... are you a pokemon master now?

XxFcukxX 10-20-2009 02:45 PM

was the story one of those bel air retard stories or no? can someone tell me?

MelonBoy 10-20-2009 02:47 PM

lol.. gg

ilvtofu 10-20-2009 02:55 PM

:haha: not too bad

JHuJHu 10-20-2009 03:02 PM

BHhahahhaha I did not expect that at all lololloll
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Gumby 10-20-2009 03:05 PM

This one's like the Mystery Machine one... :)

Not really racist! 10-20-2009 04:07 PM

i acutally fucking lol'd

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

this one > the mystery machine one

liu13 10-20-2009 04:15 PM

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3229/...109587aa7a.jpg

seriously

now im gonna hope u get hit by a bus and rant about it next week

Euro7r 10-20-2009 04:17 PM

:worthless:

hahaha

woozzle 10-20-2009 04:18 PM

i get it

ilvtofu 10-20-2009 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liu13 (Post 6644397)
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3229/...109587aa7a.jpg

seriously

now im gonna hope u get hit by a bus and rant about it next week

did you read past the 1st paragraph?

woob 10-20-2009 04:21 PM

ahahahahhahah awesome story.

ajax 10-20-2009 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liu13 (Post 6644397)
seriously

now im gonna hope u get hit by a bus and rant about it next week

lol Reading fail.

1exotic 10-20-2009 05:12 PM

lol, banned.

murd0c 10-20-2009 05:23 PM

Your dad's lucky he left before you were born. You sound like a real winner :D

Gnomes 10-20-2009 05:55 PM

http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/6188/therock1n.jpg

Gt-R R34 10-20-2009 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liu13 (Post 6644397)
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3229/...109587aa7a.jpg

seriously

now im gonna hope u get hit by a bus and rant about it next week

idiots that post pictures and fail to read.

hahahaha...
:duh:

penner2k 10-20-2009 06:05 PM

I dont get it.. But I'm guessing if I was into pokemon it might make sense

CorneringArtist 10-20-2009 06:05 PM

LOL. I started by thinking "WTF is this shit?" and then it started to settle in.

greendb7 10-20-2009 06:38 PM

hahah the flat ginger!!

KingDeeCee 10-20-2009 07:54 PM

FUUUUU

I got Pokemon Master'd

you! 10-20-2009 08:00 PM

hhahahaha good shit :lol

jdmhaze 10-20-2009 08:28 PM

Well played sir


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