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10-20-2009, 02:17 PM
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#1 | | Banned (ABWS)?
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| Rant: Hate my childhood.
My turn to webrage! 
So if you think you had a hard childhood? Well fuck you! Its got nothing on mine.
My mom practically kicked my ass out the house before I even hit 13, and I never even met my dad. My only friend until I was 10 was this faggot prick next door who was always beating the shit out of me and telling me I wasn't worth shit. It's not like I even had a choice. The entire fucking town had something like 9 people living in it, I shit you not. My entire adolescence was just moving around from place to place trying to get along with people who didn't even want me.
You think that's the worst? My only friend was this blind asian guy in his thirties or something, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid. The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this cute ginger chick. Sure, she was flat as a pancake, but damn, she was a total nymph. She must have been a sadist or something, cause she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet.
But dear god, the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid. You know these types of queer couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each other's sentences? Yeah, they were fucking creepers, and they had a cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were. I swear, this thing would never shut the fuck up.
Like I said, I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time.
The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a pokemon master.
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10-20-2009, 02:26 PM
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#2 | | Banned (ABWS)
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wow simply wow
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10-20-2009, 02:42 PM
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#3 | | RS controls my life!
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So.... are you a pokemon master now?
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10-20-2009, 02:45 PM
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#4 | | I STILL don't get it
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was the story one of those bel air retard stories or no? can someone tell me?
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10-20-2009, 02:47 PM
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#5 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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lol.. gg
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10-20-2009, 02:55 PM
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#6 | | F**K YOUR HEAD
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10-20-2009, 03:02 PM
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#7 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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BHhahahhaha I did not expect that at all lololloll
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10-20-2009, 03:05 PM
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#8 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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This one's like the Mystery Machine one... 
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10-20-2009, 04:07 PM
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#9 | | manage the cap you say????
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i acutally fucking lol'd
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
this one > the mystery machine one
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10-20-2009, 04:15 PM
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#10 | | Banned (ABWS)
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seriously
now im gonna hope u get hit by a bus and rant about it next week
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10-20-2009, 04:17 PM
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#11 | | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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hahaha
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10-20-2009, 04:18 PM
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#12 | | Revscene.net has a homepage?!
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i get it
Last edited by woozzle; 10-20-2009 at 04:26 PM.
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10-20-2009, 04:18 PM
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#13 | | F**K YOUR HEAD
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Originally Posted by liu13
seriously
now im gonna hope u get hit by a bus and rant about it next week | did you read past the 1st paragraph?
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10-20-2009, 04:21 PM
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#14 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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ahahahahhahah awesome story.
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10-20-2009, 05:01 PM
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#15 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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Originally Posted by liu13 seriously
now im gonna hope u get hit by a bus and rant about it next week | lol Reading fail.
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10-20-2009, 05:12 PM
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#16 | | My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled
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lol, banned.
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10-20-2009, 05:23 PM
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#17 | | In RS I Trust
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Your dad's lucky he left before you were born. You sound like a real winner  | 
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10-20-2009, 05:55 PM
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#18 | | Even when im right, revscene.net is still right!
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10-20-2009, 05:59 PM
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#19 | | Ubereem Mod
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Originally Posted by liu13
seriously
now im gonna hope u get hit by a bus and rant about it next week | idiots that post pictures and fail to read.
hahahaha... 
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10-20-2009, 06:05 PM
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#20 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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I dont get it.. But I'm guessing if I was into pokemon it might make sense
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10-20-2009, 06:05 PM
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#21 | | "Entertainment" mod.
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LOL. I started by thinking "WTF is this shit?" and then it started to settle in.
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10-20-2009, 06:38 PM
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#22 | | My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled
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hahah the flat ginger!!
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10-20-2009, 07:54 PM
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#23 | | Banned (ABWS)
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FUUUUU
I got Pokemon Master'd
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10-20-2009, 08:00 PM
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#24 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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hhahahaha good shit  | |
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10-20-2009, 08:28 PM
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#25 | | x_x
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Well played sir
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