Man loses testicle in langley

[slammer111]

Originally Posted by underscore

you know the worlds messed up when they might ban wearing a cup in public because it counts as body armor, but the only reason you'd wear it in the first place is because some crazy bitch might can you so hard your nuts explode in your abdomen *shakes head*

You know, cups also come in non-ballistic plastic versions (for WAY cheaper too), and are plenty strong enough to withstand kicks. Unless this crazy chick decides to start shooting random guys in the junk instead..

[GLOW]

Originally Posted by you!

i would fucking falcon punch this bitches ovaries to hell if i was this guy and had a chance to dodge

why settle for falcon punch when you can do kano's fatality on the ovaries

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyfpDaoyMcY&NR=1

[underscore]

Originally Posted by slammer111

You know, cups also come in non-ballistic plastic versions (for WAY cheaper too), and are plenty strong enough to withstand kicks. Unless this crazy chick decides to start shooting random guys in the junk instead..

yeah I know, they're used in hockey and football and such, durr. I'm just saying haha. plus you never know if this bitch notices guys wearing plastic cups she might bust out a gun.

[JSALES]

i felt pain reading that

[BNR32_Coupe]

wear a cup when you go to langley