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10-28-2009, 08:54 PM
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| Man loses testicle in langley
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Men walking about in Langley should be wary after a woman viciously kicked a man in the groin, causing him to lose a testicle.
“I just want to know what her problem is,” Anthony Clark, 22, told The Province Tuesday. “People like her shouldn’t be on the streets.”
Clark was walking along 200th Avenue in the Brookswood area of Langley one afternoon in early September when he passed his assailant on the sidewalk.
“I was looking down and then I took a passing glance and saw her walk up to me,” he said.
That’s when the young woman inexplicably kicked him in the groin hard enough to send one of his testicles into his abdomen.
Clark wasn’t aware of the severity of his injury until later that night when he “noticed something was missing.”
He consulted his doctor and a specialist, both of whom believed his testicle could be brought down again in surgery.
It wasn’t until he woke up afterwards that he discovered the doctors were wrong — the force of the assault had caused his testicle to rupture. It had to be removed and will be replaced by a prosthetic before Christmas.
“My doctors say I will still be able to have children,” Clark said. “But at 22 that’s not something I want a stranger, this woman, to decide.”
Embarrassed by the situation, Clark didn’t go to the police until nearly four weeks after the attack.
Constables have told him there have been three or four similar assaults on other men, Clark said.
Langley RCMP said they would like to speak to other victims, although there have been no official reported incidents, spokeswoman Const. Holly Marks said.
The suspect is described as a Caucasian woman, in her late teens or early 20s. She was between five foot five and five foot seven tall, and 130 pounds with a slim build, and brown hair.
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| http://www.timescolonist.com/health/...272/story.html
Heard about it on the beat this morning. Ah WTF!?!?!?!? This is why women should not sack men for fun.
I tried searching for this but didn't see it if I reposted
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10-28-2009, 08:56 PM
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lol WTF?
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10-28-2009, 08:57 PM
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10-28-2009, 08:57 PM
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someone's got a problem with men
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10-28-2009, 09:01 PM
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ouch.... maybe she got randomly falcon punched really hard
how could the guy not know the severity of his attack??? did he just brush himself off after having a ball explode? oO
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10-28-2009, 09:03 PM
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The first thing I thought of was I better not go to Langley...but wtf is wrong with that woman...
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10-28-2009, 09:08 PM
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10-28-2009, 09:21 PM
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Read about this in the paper. somebody has gotta hate out there for men. I play hockey out in Langley I hope she doesn't find me.
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10-28-2009, 09:24 PM
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OUCH. that sucks :/
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10-28-2009, 09:25 PM
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10-28-2009, 09:27 PM
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Was the young woman hot at least?
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10-28-2009, 09:32 PM
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men's gotta wear a cup on the street from now on
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10-28-2009, 09:34 PM
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ouuuuchhh...my balls just curled up a bit...penis sympathy bro
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10-28-2009, 09:35 PM
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Damn, that's not cool. I hope they catch and convict her.
Reminds me of that incident a while back where a random cyclist got his eye shot out by a paintball gun, another unprovoked attack. What is wrong with people?  | |
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10-28-2009, 09:36 PM
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Clark wasn’t aware of the severity of his injury until later that night when he “noticed something was missing.”
| That said, Brookswood is my neighbourhood. Makes me think twice about going out for my daily runs every evening now... I run down 200th fairly often...  | |
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10-28-2009, 09:42 PM
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Must hurt like a motherbitch. Gotta wear a cup now.
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10-28-2009, 09:46 PM
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damn I should walk around with my cup on. haha
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10-28-2009, 10:10 PM
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the way this article was written was a tad humourous... I mean, this shit is SERIOUS.
First is the random stabbings by the dude at the skytrain station, now this?! What the hell is wrong with the world?
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10-28-2009, 10:13 PM
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10-28-2009, 10:20 PM
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Oh fawk that sucks for the guy but at least he can still have kids. haha he gets a fake nut replacement too thats not too bad. Could he charge this bitch with assault? I hope they find her!
I bet her ex cheated on her lol
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10-28-2009, 11:15 PM
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10-28-2009, 11:20 PM
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One of the many reasons you should not walk around staring at the floor.
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10-28-2009, 11:23 PM
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Wtf...this ain't funny at all.
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10-28-2009, 11:49 PM
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WTF???! that fucking sucks
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so the testicle was detached from his scrotum??
EWWWWW
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