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Old 11-20-2009, 11:18 AM   #1
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Google: Do No Evil, But Do Do TP

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A Vietnamese blog posted this picture of a package of 'Google' brand "bathroom paper."
According to EnGadget's attempt to translate the text printed on the wrapper using Google Translate, the product's description reads,
Very long, soft, smooth. Of high vacuum, because you always!
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Super elastic, soft, smooth. Highly absorbent, for you always!
Let us know at technology@huffingtonpost.com if you have a better translation.
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Gives a whole new meaning to "Google it".
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Old 11-20-2009, 12:07 PM   #3
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Damn so much for me being vietnamese!
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Or you meet some girl at the club, cum inside of her, find out shes only in grade 12, so you buy a Prada bag for her to make things right, she finds out the bag is a fake and decides to have the kid
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wtf did she get some bolt-on titties or what?
they look sooooooooooo much bigger than they were 2ish years ago.
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I can't stand the sound of Mandarin either. Boo yow nee bey nee shing bo now noong gey shee mayo mayo mayo mayo mayo mayo mayo.
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Thank you for joining me in the word play.

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Old 11-20-2009, 03:16 PM   #7
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I like how they even use a similar font to the real Google.
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Old 11-20-2009, 03:16 PM   #8
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when i went to vietnam there was no toilet paper in most places i went , you had to carry your own... and then when i went into the malls you gotta pay for some toilet paper ... also remember straight in the jungle there was this little lake thing that you shitted in with catfish eating your shit
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when i went to vietnam there was no toilet paper in most places i went , you had to carry your own... and then when i went into the malls you gotta pay for some toilet paper ... also remember straight in the jungle there was this little lake thing that you shitted in with catfish eating your shit


People swim in the same water too **shivers**

This is a picture of the back of the house where I was staying, people swim in the water that shit and piss in!
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