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11-24-2009, 10:07 PM
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#51 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by haymura  this thread is full of win! i got my whole christmas planned now!
buy a turkey, fuck the turkey, cook the turkey, invite vansterdam to blaze with me while eating the turkey, hang hyde in the washroom with an x-mas sign, sleep with the tv on to channel 4, wake up to boxing day and go shopping!
perfect holiday! | you're missing something, bomb strapped across chest to metrotown. preferrably near the children's toy section.
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11-24-2009, 10:37 PM
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#52 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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Originally Posted by haymura Anyone here living alone without any families or relatives and spending christmas holidays pretty much by yourself? I want to know what you guys do or what you spend your time on by yourself. This is my first christmas here in vancouver and im all alone since all my friends have families to spend christmas with. |
get together with people in the same boat as u, and party it up together.. thats what ive been doing last few years. ... maybe again this year... sometimes end up with 20 guys/gals... think half of them slept on my floor last year _passed out.....good times....... if i end up doing the same...come by... more the merrier...
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11-24-2009, 10:52 PM
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#53 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Im down for a threesome with the turkey!
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11-24-2009, 10:58 PM
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#54 | | My AFC gave me an ABS CEL code of LOL while at WOT!
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join someones family would be the best
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11-24-2009, 11:00 PM
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#55 | | SFICC-03*
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Originally Posted by Vansterdam hell, ill smoke a doob with ya  | if i still blazed we'd be best friends.
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11-24-2009, 11:27 PM
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#56 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by murd0c not even funny, a women at my work's B/F hung him self in the washroom last x-mas and she found him in the morning with a sign on him saying merry x-mas.
No joke, it fucked her up good  | that's fucking crazy!
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11-24-2009, 11:38 PM
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#57 | | :inoutugh:
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Originally Posted by tool001 get together with people in the same boat as u, and party it up together.. thats what ive been doing last few years. ... maybe again this year... sometimes end up with 20 guys/gals... think half of them slept on my floor last year _passed out.....good times....... if i end up doing the same...come by... more the merrier... | invite plox!
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11-25-2009, 05:59 AM
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#58 | | ESKETIT
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erotics section of craigslist on a lonely christmas night ftw. get that bitch to dress like santa or whatever sick fetish you got  | |
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11-25-2009, 09:09 AM
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#59 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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|  at the responses in here
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11-25-2009, 09:59 AM
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#60 | | Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?"
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Have you considered masturbating with a jar of jelly... while watching channel 4... through a window of an old folks home? Posted via RS Mobile
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11-25-2009, 12:25 PM
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#61 | | Banned (ABWS)
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^ you misspelled masturbate.
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11-25-2009, 12:35 PM
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#62 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by The_AK also, black dude hiding between two of the guys,
quite the mindfuck | LOL..usually im pretty quick spotting this kind of picture... but this pic took me a good 5 mins before giving up and search for answer | |
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11-25-2009, 12:41 PM
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#63 | | The RS Freebie guru
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Originally Posted by danizer problem 1: your bf? are you a chick or gay?
problem 2: a woman hung himself...so is that a guy or girl in what washroom and how did your bf see if it was a woman?...im offishally mindfucked | I think it's your reading comprehension that's the problem... I understood what he was trying to say perfectly... and I'll rephrase it into proper English.
"not even funny, a women at my work's B/F hung him self in the washroom last x-mas and she found him in the morning with a sign on him saying merry x-mas."
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"The boyfriend of a woman that I work with, hung himself in a washroom last Christmas, and she found him in the morning..."
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11-25-2009, 12:42 PM
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#64 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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Volunteer at Sally Ann or someplace where you can bring hapiness and cheer to others. Your sharing will rid you of your lonliness and you will feel way better about yourself and your situation. Lots of people would love to do this, but have family. You, on the other hand, is perfect for this calling. Go forth, young man, and make a difference!
Edit: Sorry.... it has already been suggested by others. **note to self** read entire thread and replies before replying.
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11-25-2009, 12:46 PM
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#65 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Originally Posted by The_AK also, black dude hiding between two of the guys,
quite the mindfuck | i got mindfucked. I did not see that black guy at all!
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11-25-2009, 01:54 PM
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#66 | | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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Originally Posted by shenmecar i got mindfucked. I did not see that black guy at all! | Same here, why r black guys so hard to spot
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11-25-2009, 07:48 PM
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#67 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by q0192837465 Same here, why r black guys so hard to spot | because they're camouflage
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11-25-2009, 07:55 PM
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#68 | | Need to Seek Professional Help
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Originally Posted by InvisibleSoul I think it's your reading comprehension that's the problem... I understood what he was trying to say perfectly... and I'll rephrase it into proper English.
"not even funny, a women at my work's B/F hung him self in the washroom last x-mas and she found him in the morning with a sign on him saying merry x-mas."
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"The boyfriend of a woman that I work with, hung himself in a washroom last Christmas, and she found him in the morning..." | original looked like bad english to me  | |
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11-25-2009, 08:13 PM
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#69 | | JDMEK9Mod | DogWhisperer
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Originally Posted by shenmecar i got mindfucked. I did not see that black guy at all! | Quote:
Originally Posted by q0192837465 Same here, why r black guys so hard to spot | black hair
black shirt
black skin
black taco! 
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11-25-2009, 08:20 PM
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#70 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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^ imagine if in that commercial they said "black guy" haha
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11-25-2009, 08:51 PM
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#71 | | Need to Seek Professional Help
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i ran out of thanks so im gonna have to fail you jonathan 8D
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11-26-2009, 01:26 AM
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#72 | | Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?"
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Originally Posted by danizer i ran out of thanks so im gonna have to fail you jonathan 8D | wheres my thanks? my idea was sick
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11-26-2009, 02:45 AM
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#73 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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Originally Posted by The_AK wheres my thanks? my idea was sick | i think it was the part about jerking off to old wrinkly seniors is where you lost the thanks  | |
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11-26-2009, 03:06 AM
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#74 | | Banned By Establishment
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Originally Posted by InvisibleSoul Join Hyde for hot pot. | I might do just that... for real XD Quote:
Originally Posted by Ch28 Just make sure you bring some lobster. | It'd already be there  Quote:
Originally Posted by Jah Gekko Find some 2 for 1 hooker specials on Kingsway. | baaahhaha as Raiden likes to call it, the rub n' tug on kingsway... he speaks from experience
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11-26-2009, 11:48 AM
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#75 | | JDMEK9Mod | DogWhisperer
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Originally Posted by danizer i ran out of thanks so im gonna have to fail you jonathan 8D | haha well.. i returned the favour.
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