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Old 01-06-2010, 12:57 AM   #101
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Finally a "real" story

My girlfriend's next period should be any day now, maybe I can drug her into letting me near her vagina. Apparently Nyquil fucks her up really good.

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Old 01-06-2010, 07:45 AM   #102
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Old 01-06-2010, 12:08 PM   #103
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- So my 1st experience with period sex -
woke up with a lightning rod, told my gf look we gotta do it.. a storm is brewing. she said no way ur fuckin disgusting. after some touchy touchy = "noo....okay fine". so i ROCKED it, she LOVED it. turned on the lights.. it looked like my penis had slaughtered a bunch of kittens and mysteriously ate all their bodies .... never again

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ex was on the rag.... BUT vacation in hawaii, beach front 5star hotel. . pimpin marble bathroom. fuck it, lets do diz... but in the shower!! .... its really not that great, unless friction is ur friend... don't let porn fool u!!
yah, i had to put in a lot of effort in convincing and seducing in order to get some poon during the bloody days
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Old 01-07-2010, 05:55 AM   #104
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Not sure about other girls, but my sense of smell gets better and the smell of fucking during those few days makes me sick since it's that plus blood. Shower is okay though, as long as both of us are careful.
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Old 01-07-2010, 08:47 AM   #105
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Finally a "real" story

My girlfriend's next period should be any day now, maybe I can drug her into letting me near her vagina. Apparently Nyquil fucks her up really good.
she was prepared and she blockaded her pussy with six inches of bullet proof armor and motion sensors

but I did get a nice blowjob, except she started laughing when I had my orgasm and ended up shooting me on my abdomen with my own sperm.

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we gotta do it.. she said no. after some touchy touchy = "noo....okay fine".
HAHAHA, the truth.

that's the way it always is.

the only bad part when she's on the rag is half way during sex you're like *there's no fuckin way I'm going to convince her to give me head again, FUCK*
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silvia i have a couple asian guy friends that do very well with the ladies. but guess what, they go to the gym, they dont have long hair, they dont wear orange pants, and they dont play counterstrike. its not the ethnicity that the girls dont like, its the style and personality.
450HP Supra I am about to use your eye sockets as a shoe rack for my nuts. ...something about chinks, j-bodys, I can't quite remember as I was drunk and looking for a girl to punch in the clit. Think of it as a digital urinal, and you are the mint, except, instead of actually smelling mint, you smell like mothballs, rotten kimchee and virginity. I'm about to start drinking heavily now and you better be gone before I get back or I swear to god I will break the internet over my knee and use the pieces to beat you in the deformed skull with, cock muffler.
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Old 01-08-2010, 08:04 AM   #107
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she was prepared and she blockaded her pussy with six inches of bullet proof armor and motion sensors

but I did get a nice blowjob, except she started laughing when I had my orgasm and ended up shooting me on my abdomen with my own sperm.

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just be thankful she didnt make u stare down the barrel of ur own rifle... cuz once u get money shot in the face, thats an instant life time membership to a club u don't want to belong to lol
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Old 01-08-2010, 08:44 AM   #108
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just be thankful she didnt make u stare down the barrel of ur own rifle... cuz once u get money shot in the face, thats an instant life time membership to a club u don't want to belong to lol
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Old 01-16-2010, 01:18 AM   #109
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Old 01-16-2010, 09:05 PM   #110
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i hooked up with a girl from a downtown vancouver club... did it in my truck... she didnt know or decided not to tell me.... thank god i have leather seats cause it was EVERYWHERE.
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Old 01-16-2010, 11:48 PM   #111
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i hooked up with a girl from a downtown vancouver club... did it in my truck... she didnt know or decided not to tell me.... thank god i have leather seats cause it was EVERYWHERE.
with a name like yours I thought you would have worse storys
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Old 01-17-2010, 11:00 PM   #112
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My girlfriend refuses to let me near her vagina during her period,
so I act like I'm all disappointed and make her give me head. True story.
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Old 01-18-2010, 08:33 PM   #113
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Lol guilt tripping is every dudes beat friend
I just give the "I'm pissed bitch" face and get what I want haha
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My girlfriend's next period should be any day now, maybe I can drug her into letting me near her vagina. Apparently Nyquil fucks her up really good.
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Old 01-19-2010, 08:46 PM   #115
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has anybody went down on a girl when she was on the rag?

yes i have, never again! tastes like metal.

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Old 01-19-2010, 09:23 PM   #116
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Old 02-03-2010, 04:09 PM   #117
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so, for reference, just an old t shirt/cheap towel is enough to keep that stuff from soaking through/getting all over?
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Old 02-03-2010, 08:26 PM   #118
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LOL at this thread, i have a horror story (somewhat), I had a quickie with my ex in my living room on the floor. Everything was fine till the end when she queefed and my carpet went from white to well you know...

when my parents came home I lied and said I spilled V8, i knew they didnt believe me but i think they chose to, rather than think of what really happened

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Old 02-03-2010, 09:08 PM   #119
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Old 02-05-2010, 12:25 PM   #121
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Old 02-05-2010, 07:47 PM   #122
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lol, the stains long gone bro, and i should say ex
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has anybody went down on a girl when she was on the rag?

yes i have, never again! tastes like metal.

"it takes a man to swim in the red sea, but it takes a legend to drink from it"
it even SMELLS like metal. i feel like i'm fucking megatron
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Old 02-11-2010, 11:03 AM   #125
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