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Old 02-11-2010, 11:29 AM   #126
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My girlfriend had her period a couple days ago and I completely ignored her because I was trying to catch up on my Bradford Chow readings.

Then she climbed under my desk and gave me a blowjob.

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Old 02-12-2010, 02:00 AM   #127
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My girlfriend had her period a couple days ago and I completely ignored her because I was trying to catch up on my Bradford Chow readings.

Then she climbed under my desk and gave me a blowjob.
awesome. but not as much because your girlfriend is not megatron.
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Old 02-27-2010, 05:03 PM   #128
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last week.. my ex had her period.. it was the near the end.. so i though.. meh.. its all good.. so to the back seat we went...

all was well, nothing bad happend.. dumped her back home.. and i went home..

ONLY TO FIND OUT MY ENTIRE CROUCH AREA OF MY JEANS HAD BLOOD STAINS ALL OVER IT...FML
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last week.. my ex had her period.. it was the near the end.. so i though.. meh.. its all good.. so to the back seat we went...

all was well, nothing bad happend.. dumped her back home.. and i went home..

ONLY TO FIND OUT MY ENTIRE CROUCH AREA OF MY JEANS HAD BLOOD STAINS ALL OVER IT...FML
I'm not sure how you didn't see this coming

girl on period + you = blood has to goin somewhere while you guys are doin your thing

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Old 03-01-2010, 12:43 AM   #132
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last week.. my ex had her period.. it was the near the end.. so i though.. meh.. its all good.. so to the back seat we went...

all was well, nothing bad happend.. dumped her back home.. and i went home..

ONLY TO FIND OUT MY ENTIRE CROUCH AREA OF MY JEANS HAD BLOOD STAINS ALL OVER IT...FML
ever had to clean blood stains off the backseat of your car? leather seats help a lot
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^ LOL my jeans soaked it up... my back seats are actually really clean AHAHA ill just say one word... "swallows"

i didnt notice it till i got into my room.. switch on the lights and took of my jeans to swith with my pjs haha then i was like

THEN i thought.. OMG THERES A THREAD ON RS FOR THIS!!
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Old 03-01-2010, 12:20 PM   #134
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^ LOL my jeans soaked it up... my back seats are actually really clean AHAHA ill just say one word... "swallows"
Jizz + blood?
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^ LOL my jeans soaked it up... my back seats are actually really clean AHAHA ill just say one word... "swallows"
You're saying your girl sucked you off AFTER you've fucked her while she's on HER PERIOD, and there's period blood on your dick, and enough of it that it soaked your jeans?!

I'm not even going to comment on that
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^ yeah but if he had a condom on, then took it off, s'no big deal?
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Old 03-01-2010, 08:47 PM   #138
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^ yeah but if he had a condom on, then took it off, s'no big deal?

eerrr... actually.. it was more of.. IN the moment thing.. so we skipped it.. LOL and i donno if there was.. it was too dark in the car 2 see the blood.. ANYWAYS im just gonna stop now as requested by endless haha
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^ hahahaha

i hope she didnt kiss ya with those bloody semen lips afterwards
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having sex when a girl is on her period is magical. hormones are on its all time high which makes sex fucking crazy.

that is so true....but with having the hormones at its all time high also contributes to why girls act crazy
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^ LOL my jeans soaked it up... my back seats are actually really clean AHAHA ill just say one word... "swallows"

i didnt notice it till i got into my room.. switch on the lights and took of my jeans to swith with my pjs haha then i was like

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i hope she didnt kiss ya with those bloody semen lips afterwards
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^ On that note, where do you guys draw the line post-blowjob? Do you make her brush her teeth or just drink some water or simply wipe off her lips before any kissing?
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