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TOPEC 12-21-2009 10:18 AM

xmas gift ideas
 
alright, i need to look for a xmas gift fast, it's for a secret santa thing and i need help finding something a bit specific to one area

rules are:
under $30
something sex or sexual related <-- this is important, i want to stick to the theme
LOCAL only, i dont want to order anything online
doesnt need to be actually useful, its all just for fun and good

and NO DILDOS, cause i have a feeling there'll be like 20 dildos exchanging hands lol.

so throw me some ideas and where i can get them.

oh and this present is for a guy if it matters.

Razor Ramon HG 12-21-2009 10:21 AM

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spoon.ek9 12-21-2009 10:24 AM

^ /thread

Grandmaster TSE 12-21-2009 10:27 AM

dick in the box is the best sexual present for xmas every year

shenmecar 12-21-2009 10:30 AM

how about a fleshlight?

SkinnyPupp 12-21-2009 10:34 AM

Get him one of those jackoff eggs

StylinRed 12-21-2009 10:35 AM

handcuffs?

Not really racist! 12-21-2009 10:35 AM

I don't think I would consider this "sexual" but I was looking for an exact same gift for my secret santa. I decided on getting the board game, "Dirty Minds" which is hella fun.

Basically you give clues that give references to sexual things but its the answer is acutally not dirty.. I found it around metro for about like $25 ish.

http://www.tdcgames.com/dm.htm
You can get this at the board game store by J2.

TOPEC 12-21-2009 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkinnyPupp (Post 6737383)
Get him one of those jackoff eggs

good one, but not sure if it can be found locally

Quote:

Originally Posted by shenmecar (Post 6737376)
how about a fleshlight?

thought about that, then again, i have a feeling majority of the gifts r either gonna be dildos or fleshlights LOL.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Not really racist! (Post 6737388)
I don't think I would consider this "sexual" but I was looking for an exact same gift for my secret santa. I decided on getting the board game, "Dirty Minds" which is hella fun.

Basically you give clues that give references to sexual things but its the answer is acutally not dirty.. I found it around metro for about like $25 ish.

http://www.tdcgames.com/dm.htm
You can get this at the board game store by J2.

thats actually pretty good, i'll keep that in mind.
THANKS!

SkinnyPupp 12-21-2009 10:44 AM

If you can find a Japanese oriented sex shop, you will find a TON of weird shit that would make perfect gifts. Sex shops are some of the best places to shop in Japan :D

TOPEC 12-21-2009 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Razor Ramon HG (Post 6737361)
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so if u were to get a gift for a guy, ur gonna put ur dick in a box, then give it to that dude, and left him reach it, and he'll probably end up stroking it thinking what the hell it is?! lol no thanks

if it was for a hot girl sure y not, but not for a dude.

TOPEC 12-21-2009 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkinnyPupp (Post 6737395)
If you can find a Japanese oriented sex shop, you will find a TON of weird shit that would make perfect gifts. Sex shops are some of the best places to shop in Japan :D

uhh ya but im not in japannnnnn

oh btw, wasnt there some shop within the lower mainland that specifically sells sex toys?
anyone have a clue?

SkinnyPupp 12-21-2009 10:48 AM

Actually you should just go to any sex shop and find something. Get a bottle of jacking marathon cream or something :lol

bartone 12-21-2009 10:59 AM

just go to davie street in downtown. There is pretty much a sex store on every block.

Dragon-88 12-21-2009 11:57 AM

Go to daiso and get a back scratcher and call it an VAG and BALLS scratcher,, WIN WIN!!!

bloodmack 12-21-2009 11:59 AM

male blow up doll.

Crowtservo 12-21-2009 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bartone (Post 6737411)
just go to davie street in downtown. There is pretty much a sex store on every block.

+1 that's what I did a couple years ago for the same situation. Just walk a few blocks and I'm sure you'll find something funny under $30.

OR get one of those two person snuggies, great for trips with your significant other ;)

The_AK 12-21-2009 07:51 PM

Get him a box of band aids, a friend of mine received that for secret Santa once
Or get him a fire fighter calendar
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murd0c 12-21-2009 08:04 PM

edible bra or panties

azzurro32 12-21-2009 08:09 PM

Shit load of condoms bottle of lube and a DVD
Posted via RS Mobile

tiger_handheld 12-21-2009 08:11 PM

Edible Bra / panties -- where do u get that?

sexyaccord 12-21-2009 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tiger_handheld (Post 6738038)
Edible Bra / panties -- where do u get that?

spencers gifts
if they are still around.

$_$ 12-21-2009 08:36 PM

all the gift shops have them too.. their kinda rigged for their price though, cause its cheap candy

murd0c 12-21-2009 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tiger_handheld (Post 6738038)
Edible Bra / panties -- where do u get that?

I saw a set at the Candy store below Vancouver Whale watch in steveston last week. But most sex shops have them.

TOPEC 12-21-2009 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_AK (Post 6738010)
Get him a box of band aids, a friend of mine received that for secret Santa once
Or get him a fire fighter calendar
Posted via RS Mobile

how is that sex related?!


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