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12-21-2009, 10:18 AM
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#1 | | Trollollolloing RS sine 2005
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alright, i need to look for a xmas gift fast, it's for a secret santa thing and i need help finding something a bit specific to one area
rules are:
under $30
something sex or sexual related <-- this is important, i want to stick to the theme
LOCAL only, i dont want to order anything online
doesnt need to be actually useful, its all just for fun and good
and NO DILDOS, cause i have a feeling there'll be like 20 dildos exchanging hands lol.
so throw me some ideas and where i can get them.
oh and this present is for a guy if it matters.
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Originally Posted by MajinHurricane  I had some girl come into the busser station the other day trying to make out with every staff member and then pull down her pants and asked for someone to stick a dick in her (at least she shaved). | Quote:
Originally Posted by 1exotic Vtec doesn't kick in on Reverse. | Quote:
Originally Posted by Ulic Qel-Droma its like.. oh yeah oh yeah.. ohhhh yeah... OOoooOohh... why's it suddenly feel a bit better... ohhhh yeahh... ohhh...oh..fuck... it probably ripped. |
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12-21-2009, 10:21 AM
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#2 | | Say! Say! Say!
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12-21-2009, 10:24 AM
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12-21-2009, 10:27 AM
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#4 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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dick in the box is the best sexual present for xmas every year
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12-21-2009, 10:30 AM
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#5 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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how about a fleshlight?
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12-21-2009, 10:34 AM
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Get him one of those jackoff eggs
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12-21-2009, 10:35 AM
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12-21-2009, 10:35 AM
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#8 | | manage the cap you say????
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I don't think I would consider this "sexual" but I was looking for an exact same gift for my secret santa. I decided on getting the board game, "Dirty Minds" which is hella fun.
Basically you give clues that give references to sexual things but its the answer is acutally not dirty.. I found it around metro for about like $25 ish. http://www.tdcgames.com/dm.htm
You can get this at the board game store by J2.
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12-21-2009, 10:42 AM
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#9 | | Trollollolloing RS sine 2005
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Originally Posted by SkinnyPupp Get him one of those jackoff eggs | good one, but not sure if it can be found locally Quote:
Originally Posted by shenmecar how about a fleshlight? | thought about that, then again, i have a feeling majority of the gifts r either gonna be dildos or fleshlights LOL. Quote:
Originally Posted by Not really racist! I don't think I would consider this "sexual" but I was looking for an exact same gift for my secret santa. I decided on getting the board game, "Dirty Minds" which is hella fun.
Basically you give clues that give references to sexual things but its the answer is acutally not dirty.. I found it around metro for about like $25 ish. http://www.tdcgames.com/dm.htm
You can get this at the board game store by J2. | thats actually pretty good, i'll keep that in mind.
THANKS!
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Originally Posted by MajinHurricane I had some girl come into the busser station the other day trying to make out with every staff member and then pull down her pants and asked for someone to stick a dick in her (at least she shaved). | Quote:
Originally Posted by 1exotic Vtec doesn't kick in on Reverse. | Quote:
Originally Posted by Ulic Qel-Droma its like.. oh yeah oh yeah.. ohhhh yeah... OOoooOohh... why's it suddenly feel a bit better... ohhhh yeahh... ohhh...oh..fuck... it probably ripped. | | |
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12-21-2009, 10:44 AM
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If you can find a Japanese oriented sex shop, you will find a TON of weird shit that would make perfect gifts. Sex shops are some of the best places to shop in Japan  | |
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12-21-2009, 10:44 AM
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#11 | | Trollollolloing RS sine 2005
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Originally Posted by Razor Ramon HG ] | so if u were to get a gift for a guy, ur gonna put ur dick in a box, then give it to that dude, and left him reach it, and he'll probably end up stroking it thinking what the hell it is?! lol no thanks
if it was for a hot girl sure y not, but not for a dude.
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Originally Posted by MajinHurricane I had some girl come into the busser station the other day trying to make out with every staff member and then pull down her pants and asked for someone to stick a dick in her (at least she shaved). | Quote:
Originally Posted by 1exotic Vtec doesn't kick in on Reverse. | Quote:
Originally Posted by Ulic Qel-Droma its like.. oh yeah oh yeah.. ohhhh yeah... OOoooOohh... why's it suddenly feel a bit better... ohhhh yeahh... ohhh...oh..fuck... it probably ripped. | | |
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12-21-2009, 10:45 AM
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#12 | | Trollollolloing RS sine 2005
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Originally Posted by SkinnyPupp If you can find a Japanese oriented sex shop, you will find a TON of weird shit that would make perfect gifts. Sex shops are some of the best places to shop in Japan | uhh ya but im not in japannnnnn
oh btw, wasnt there some shop within the lower mainland that specifically sells sex toys?
anyone have a clue?
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Originally Posted by MajinHurricane I had some girl come into the busser station the other day trying to make out with every staff member and then pull down her pants and asked for someone to stick a dick in her (at least she shaved). | Quote:
Originally Posted by 1exotic Vtec doesn't kick in on Reverse. | Quote:
Originally Posted by Ulic Qel-Droma its like.. oh yeah oh yeah.. ohhhh yeah... OOoooOohh... why's it suddenly feel a bit better... ohhhh yeahh... ohhh...oh..fuck... it probably ripped. | | |
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12-21-2009, 10:48 AM
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Actually you should just go to any sex shop and find something. Get a bottle of jacking marathon cream or something  | |
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12-21-2009, 10:59 AM
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#14 | | Everyone wants a piece of R S...
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just go to davie street in downtown. There is pretty much a sex store on every block.
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12-21-2009, 11:57 AM
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#15 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Go to daiso and get a back scratcher and call it an VAG and BALLS scratcher,, WIN WIN!!!
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12-21-2009, 11:59 AM
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male blow up doll.
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12-21-2009, 12:24 PM
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#17 | | 14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
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Originally Posted by bartone just go to davie street in downtown. There is pretty much a sex store on every block. | +1 that's what I did a couple years ago for the same situation. Just walk a few blocks and I'm sure you'll find something funny under $30.
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12-21-2009, 07:51 PM
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#18 | | Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?"
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Get him a box of band aids, a friend of mine received that for secret Santa once
Or get him a fire fighter calendar Posted via RS Mobile | |
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12-21-2009, 08:04 PM
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edible bra or panties
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12-21-2009, 08:09 PM
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Shit load of condoms bottle of lube and a DVD Posted via RS Mobile | |
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12-21-2009, 08:11 PM
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Edible Bra / panties -- where do u get that?
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12-21-2009, 08:27 PM
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#22 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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Originally Posted by tiger_handheld Edible Bra / panties -- where do u get that? | spencers gifts
if they are still around.
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12-21-2009, 08:36 PM
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all the gift shops have them too.. their kinda rigged for their price though, cause its cheap candy
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12-21-2009, 08:43 PM
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#24 | | In RS I Trust
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Originally Posted by tiger_handheld Edible Bra / panties -- where do u get that? | I saw a set at the Candy store below Vancouver Whale watch in steveston last week. But most sex shops have them.
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12-21-2009, 08:52 PM
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#25 | | Trollollolloing RS sine 2005
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Originally Posted by The_AK Get him a box of band aids, a friend of mine received that for secret Santa once
Or get him a fire fighter calendar Posted via RS Mobile | how is that sex related?!
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Originally Posted by MajinHurricane I had some girl come into the busser station the other day trying to make out with every staff member and then pull down her pants and asked for someone to stick a dick in her (at least she shaved). | Quote:
Originally Posted by 1exotic Vtec doesn't kick in on Reverse. | Quote:
Originally Posted by Ulic Qel-Droma its like.. oh yeah oh yeah.. ohhhh yeah... OOoooOohh... why's it suddenly feel a bit better... ohhhh yeahh... ohhh...oh..fuck... it probably ripped. | | |
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