The best engine in the world
 

The best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self lubricating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental.

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So there was a girl on the beach with no arms and no legs laying against a dune. One man walked by her and she yelled Sir I have never been hugged before will you hug me? The man felt bad and gave the girl a hug. Soon after another man walked by and the girl yelled, Sir i have never been kissed before, will you kiss me. Once again this man felt bad and gave the girl a kiss on the cheek. about an hour or so later another man walked by and the girl yelled again and said, Excuse me sir, I have never been fucked before, will you fuck me? The man walked over to the lady, picked her up and threw her into the ocean and yelled, "Now your fucked"

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A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Norm! All he wants is anal sex, and my asshole is now the size of a Kennedy half dollar when it used to be about the size of a dime."

Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get $2,000 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year - and you want to throw all that away over 40 cents?"

How long till Timpo comes in here and posts a GTR engine..

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hahahahahah noyce

hahah GOLD!

Penner's back to smokin weed

^ lol haha great thread!

What if the engine starts to squirt? I've cum across that before.

LOL great thread

That's why you wear safety glasses when you working on a machine

I've came across an engine that squirts, but those were the days of carb engines. ;)

I sat here for a couple minutes trying to think of something witty to say about that... and all I came up with was that you hope its not your driveway it happens on..
sure is messy

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how about this

hope it doesn't get in your eyes, it burns.

^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LO FUCKING L

^ WIN!!

I just happened to see that video clip of Maria Ozawa squirting before reading this thread. Nothing like Maria Ozawa screaming with pleasure............. begging for the guy to stop, then asking for more, then squirting hot juices like a blown radiator hose. 'cuse me........... I have to go .................

why do i get an awakard boner at work