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01-20-2010, 07:49 PM
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#1 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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| The best engine in the world
The best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self lubricating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental.
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01-20-2010, 07:50 PM
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01-20-2010, 07:54 PM
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#3 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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So there was a girl on the beach with no arms and no legs laying against a dune. One man walked by her and she yelled Sir I have never been hugged before will you hug me? The man felt bad and gave the girl a hug. Soon after another man walked by and the girl yelled, Sir i have never been kissed before, will you kiss me. Once again this man felt bad and gave the girl a kiss on the cheek. about an hour or so later another man walked by and the girl yelled again and said, Excuse me sir, I have never been fucked before, will you fuck me? The man walked over to the lady, picked her up and threw her into the ocean and yelled, "Now your fucked"
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01-20-2010, 07:55 PM
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#4 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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01-20-2010, 07:55 PM
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#5 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Norm! All he wants is anal sex, and my asshole is now the size of a Kennedy half dollar when it used to be about the size of a dime."
Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get $2,000 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year - and you want to throw all that away over 40 cents?"
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01-20-2010, 08:01 PM
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#6 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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How long till Timpo comes in here and posts a GTR engine..
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01-20-2010, 08:18 PM
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#7 | | Diagonally parked in a parallel universe
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01-20-2010, 08:26 PM
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#8 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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hahahahahah noyce
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01-20-2010, 08:28 PM
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#9 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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hahah GOLD!
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01-20-2010, 08:43 PM
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#10 | | I have named my kids VIC and VLS
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Penner's back to smokin weed
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01-20-2010, 09:16 PM
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#11 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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^ lol haha great thread!
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01-20-2010, 09:37 PM
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#12 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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01-20-2010, 10:38 PM
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#13 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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Originally Posted by penner2k  The best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self lubricating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental. | What if the engine starts to squirt? I've cum across that before.
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01-20-2010, 10:43 PM
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#14 | | I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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LOL great thread
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01-20-2010, 10:54 PM
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#15 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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Originally Posted by 89blkcivic What if the engine starts to squirt? I've cum across that before. | That's why you wear safety glasses when you working on a machine
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01-21-2010, 12:15 AM
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#16 | | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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Originally Posted by 89blkcivic What if the engine starts to squirt? I've cum across that before. | I've came across an engine that squirts, but those were the days of carb engines.  | |
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01-21-2010, 12:24 AM
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#17 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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Originally Posted by 89blkcivic What if the engine starts to squirt? I've cum across that before. | I sat here for a couple minutes trying to think of something witty to say about that... and all I came up with was that you hope its not your driveway it happens on..
sure is messy
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01-21-2010, 12:27 AM
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#18 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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01-21-2010, 12:49 AM
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#19 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Originally Posted by penner2k I sat here for a couple minutes trying to think of something witty to say about that... and all I came up with was that you hope its not your driveway it happens on..
sure is messy | how about this
hope it doesn't get in your eyes, it burns.
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01-21-2010, 01:04 AM
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#20 | | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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01-21-2010, 01:46 AM
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#21 | | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LO FUCKING L
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01-21-2010, 01:57 AM
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#22 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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01-21-2010, 05:48 AM
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#23 | | ESKETIT
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^ WIN!!
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01-21-2010, 07:39 AM
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#24 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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Originally Posted by penner2k I sat here for a couple minutes trying to think of something witty to say about that... and all I came up with was that you hope its not your driveway it happens on..
sure is messy | I just happened to see that video clip of Maria Ozawa squirting before reading this thread. Nothing like Maria Ozawa screaming with pleasure............. begging for the guy to stop, then asking for more, then squirting hot juices like a blown radiator hose. 'cuse me........... I have to go .................
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Youth is, indeed, wasted on the young.
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Dirty look from MG1 can melt steel beams.
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01-21-2010, 07:42 AM
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#25 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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Originally Posted by 89blkcivic I just happened to see that video clip of Maria Ozawa squirting before reading this thread. Nothing like Maria Ozawa screaming with pleasure............. begging for the guy to stop, then asking for more, then squirting hot juices like a blown radiator hose. 'cuse me........... I have to go ................. | why do i get an awakard boner at work
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