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q0192837465 01-26-2010 02:09 PM

I eat shit everyday, literally
 
I just came back from the washroom. Apparently, someone just took a NASTY dump 30 seconds before I headed in. IT WAS BRUTAL. I had to hold my breathe while taking a piss. Unfortunately, I had a big cup of coffee at lunch so it took me a long time to finish my business. At some point I couldnt hold my breathe any longer and gave in. Big mistake. It was SOOOOOO BAD. So I decided to breath thru my mouth.

All is well until I realize that the smell u smell are actually particles. That meant I had 5 BIG GULPS OF SHIT.

I'm not trying to be funny. I'm just disgusted. :Puke:

twitchyzero 01-26-2010 02:10 PM

whats your point?
everytime you sweat a fraction of that is basically urine (urea + H2O)

q0192837465 01-26-2010 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twitchyzero (Post 6788671)
whats your point?
everytime you sweat a fraction of that is basically urine (urea + H2O)

I never realized that, just the thot of it was disgusting

freakshow 01-26-2010 02:13 PM

I heard it's healthy to drink your first piss of the day....

Euro7r 01-26-2010 02:16 PM

Maybe the guy was sick or something, and needed to take a major dump that smelled bad.

Is shit suppose to smell good then?

Big.Xero 01-26-2010 02:16 PM

i heard drinking piss will recharge your electrolytes

RacePace 01-26-2010 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freakshow (Post 6788677)
I heard it's healthy to drink your first piss of the day....

Lyoto Machida does

http://www.mmamania.com/2009/03/23/l...every-morning/

Greenstoner 01-26-2010 02:18 PM

hardcore japanese girls eat shit and make video of it for a living

freakshow 01-26-2010 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Illuminate (Post 6788683)

Yup.. that's where I heard it from. As hardcore as Lyoto Machida is.. I have yet to try give his piss drinking ways a try.. anyone else with experience?

Culture_Vulture 01-26-2010 02:34 PM

I love public washrooms,
FUNK FUNK and MORE FUNK!

if you ever find a potty surprise at SFU, you can come back to this thread and thank me

Shead 01-26-2010 04:48 PM

the title is misleading

impactX 01-26-2010 04:50 PM

Fixed the title.

Vansterdam 01-26-2010 04:53 PM

lol machida ftw

GLOW 01-26-2010 04:57 PM

don't act like your shit don't stink

:p

v.Rossi 01-26-2010 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dvxo (Post 6788679)
Maybe the guy was sick or something, and needed to take a major dump that smelled bad.

Is shit suppose to smell good then?

yes it is, shit never smells bad that's a myth. why don't you give it a try?

!Tigger 01-26-2010 05:16 PM

SFU washrooms smell like shit.

oh ho hohooho

fishing666 01-26-2010 05:16 PM

the piss better not taste as bad it smells

it'll be urine flavored lemonade..

raygunpk 01-26-2010 05:25 PM

there's a lot of shit on your toothbrush.

El Bastardo 01-26-2010 05:34 PM

Threads like this get you custom titles.... just sayin'

hal0g0dv2 01-26-2010 05:50 PM

gross

monkeywrench 01-26-2010 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Bastardo (Post 6788841)
Threads like this get you custom titles.... just sayin'

i like your avatar. hope that doesnt get my title changed

hirevtuner 01-26-2010 06:05 PM

ur piss smells the worst when you had coffee and asparagus

Jobo 01-26-2010 06:24 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMAhCCZDwtU

Drizzt Do'Urden 01-26-2010 06:43 PM

why would you ever breathe through your mouth when someone is taking a giant shit
hahahah

Drizzt Do'Urden 01-26-2010 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twitchyzero (Post 6788671)
whats your point?
everytime you sweat a fraction of that is basically urine (urea + H2O)

piss is a lot different than shit, my friend.

i rather get pissed on all day than have a piece of shit smudged on my face. catch my drift?


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