I eat shit everyday, literally
 

I just came back from the washroom. Apparently, someone just took a NASTY dump 30 seconds before I headed in. IT WAS BRUTAL. I had to hold my breathe while taking a piss. Unfortunately, I had a big cup of coffee at lunch so it took me a long time to finish my business. At some point I couldnt hold my breathe any longer and gave in. Big mistake. It was SOOOOOO BAD. So I decided to breath thru my mouth.

All is well until I realize that the smell u smell are actually particles. That meant I had 5 BIG GULPS OF SHIT.

I'm not trying to be funny. I'm just disgusted. :Puke:

whats your point?
everytime you sweat a fraction of that is basically urine (urea + H2O)

I never realized that, just the thot of it was disgusting

I heard it's healthy to drink your first piss of the day....

Maybe the guy was sick or something, and needed to take a major dump that smelled bad.

Is shit suppose to smell good then?

i heard drinking piss will recharge your electrolytes

Lyoto Machida does

http://www.mmamania.com/2009/03/23/l...every-morning/

hardcore japanese girls eat shit and make video of it for a living

Yup.. that's where I heard it from. As hardcore as Lyoto Machida is.. I have yet to try give his piss drinking ways a try.. anyone else with experience?

I love public washrooms,
FUNK FUNK and MORE FUNK!

if you ever find a potty surprise at SFU, you can come back to this thread and thank me

the title is misleading

Fixed the title.

lol machida ftw

don't act like your shit don't stink

:p

yes it is, shit never smells bad that's a myth. why don't you give it a try?

SFU washrooms smell like shit.

oh ho hohooho

the piss better not taste as bad it smells

it'll be urine flavored lemonade..

there's a lot of shit on your toothbrush.

Threads like this get you custom titles.... just sayin'

gross

i like your avatar. hope that doesnt get my title changed

ur piss smells the worst when you had coffee and asparagus

why would you ever breathe through your mouth when someone is taking a giant shit
hahahah

piss is a lot different than shit, my friend.

i rather get pissed on all day than have a piece of shit smudged on my face. catch my drift?