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			I just came back from the washroom. Apparently, someone just took a NASTY dump 30 seconds before I headed in. IT WAS BRUTAL. I had to hold my breathe while taking a piss. Unfortunately, I had a big cup of coffee at lunch so it took me a long time to finish my business. At some point I couldnt hold my breathe any longer and gave in. Big mistake. It was SOOOOOO BAD. So I decided to breath thru my mouth.  
All is well until I realize that the smell u smell are actually particles. That meant I had 5 BIG GULPS OF SHIT.   
I'm not trying to be funny. I'm just disgusted.   
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			whats your point?everytime you sweat a fraction of that is basically urine (urea + H2O)
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					Originally Posted by twitchyzero  whats your point?everytime you sweat a fraction of that is basically urine (urea + H2O)
 |  I never realized that, just the thot of it was disgusting
		 
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			I heard it's healthy to drink your first piss of the day....
		 
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			Maybe the guy was sick or something, and needed to take a major dump that smelled bad.  
 Is shit suppose to smell good then?
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			i heard drinking piss will recharge your electrolytes
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					Originally Posted by freakshow  I heard it's healthy to drink your first piss of the day.... |  Lyoto Machida does  http://www.mmamania.com/2009/03/23/l...every-morning/ 
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			hardcore japanese girls eat shit and make video of it for a living
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					Originally Posted by Illuminate   |  Yup.. that's where I heard it from. As hardcore as Lyoto Machida is.. I have yet to try give his piss drinking ways a try.. anyone else with experience?
		 
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			lol machida ftw
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			don't act like your shit don't stink   
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					Originally Posted by dvxo  Maybe the guy was sick or something, and needed to take a major dump that smelled bad.  
 Is shit suppose to smell good then?
 |  yes it is, shit never smells bad that's a myth. why don't you give it a try?
		 
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			SFU washrooms smell like shit. 
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			the piss better not taste as bad it smells
 it'll be urine flavored lemonade..
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			gross
		 
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			ur piss smells the worst when you had coffee and asparagus
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					Originally Posted by twitchyzero  whats your point?everytime you sweat a fraction of that is basically urine (urea + H2O)
 |  piss is a lot different than shit, my friend.  
i rather get pissed on all day than have a piece of shit smudged on my face.  catch my drift?
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