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03-31-2010, 10:54 PM
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#476 | Need my Daily Fix of RS
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I'd probably wake up tomorrow morning with a sore ass and a horribly bad taste in my mouth...
What if you put your nuts in the microwave and got swollen balls from testicular cancer?
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03-31-2010, 10:57 PM
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#477 | Need my Daily Fix of RS
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id be like at least they are warm
what if you got to be god for a day
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03-31-2010, 10:59 PM
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#478 | RS controls my life!
Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Surrey
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Blow up the world.
What if you woke up and there was a cock in ur mouth
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03-31-2010, 11:02 PM
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#479 | Need my Daily Fix of RS
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id puke, then punch him in the face and neuter him
what if you woke up to take a shower and ron jeremy was sitting on your toilet taking a shit
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03-31-2010, 11:02 PM
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#480 | Need my Daily Fix of RS
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edit: too slow lol
i dont know who ron jeremy is so I'd treat him to some tea and play chess with him
what if your dad comes home one day and says hes divorcing your mom for another man?
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03-31-2010, 11:05 PM
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#481 | Need my Daily Fix of RS
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hey sleazy ho http://lmgtfy.com/?q=who+is+ron+jeremy
id be like wtf and move out
what if you couldnt get a boner
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03-31-2010, 11:09 PM
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#482 | Need my Daily Fix of RS
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Viagra
What if you had a permanent boner?
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03-31-2010, 11:13 PM
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#483 | Need my Daily Fix of RS
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have an infinitely long orgasm
what if you were the prez of the us
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04-01-2010, 03:18 AM
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#484 | My homepage has been set to RS
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that'd be coo
what if you were deaf for a day
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04-01-2010, 09:05 AM
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#485 | Need my Daily Fix of RS
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id talk funny
what if you had a chance to go to the moon
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04-01-2010, 03:12 PM
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#486 | My homepage has been set to RS
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i'd go
what if you were able to shoot thunder from ur ass
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04-02-2010, 02:07 AM
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#487 | Need my Daily Fix of RS
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no one would be able to jump me from behind
what if you had 2 dicks
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04-02-2010, 11:07 AM
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#488 | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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then it would be a surprised for whoever gets it
what if your house burnt down when you got home?
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04-02-2010, 02:23 PM
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#489 | My homepage has been set to RS
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i'd have a bbq, lol
what if u were chinese for a day?
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04-02-2010, 06:59 PM
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#490 | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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im proud
what if you were jewish for a day?
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04-02-2010, 09:03 PM
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#491 | I wish I was where I was when I wished I was here
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Then I'd save a lot of money.
What if you tried to not eat for a day?
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04-02-2010, 09:22 PM
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#492 | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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dont think i can, unless im sick
what if you had to pee but you couldn't?
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04-02-2010, 10:16 PM
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#493 | I wish I was where I was when I wished I was here
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I'd try fapping.
What if you found $89 million in your bank account?
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04-02-2010, 10:33 PM
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#494 | My homepage has been set to RS
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i'd keep it ALL
what if you woke up as hitler?
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2005 richmond transportation device
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04-02-2010, 11:46 PM
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#495 | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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id be scared if ppl try to kill me
what if you get scratch marks when you wake up? would you be scared?
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04-03-2010, 12:10 PM
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#496 | My homepage has been set to RS
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i'd be like wtf
what if u had a huge pimples on ur snatch/cock?
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04-04-2010, 02:04 PM
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#497 | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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that would be nasty lol... id pop it !
what if you had boils on your penis shaft?
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04-04-2010, 03:17 PM
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#498 | My homepage has been set to RS
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omg, i wouldn't know whtat the hell to do
what if you were in a movie?
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04-04-2010, 06:57 PM
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#499 | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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id be a superstar
what if you had spider mans power for a day?
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04-04-2010, 10:05 PM
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#500 | I wish I was where I was when I wished I was here
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I'd go around spiderman-ing peoples face.
What if you woke up to find your car stolen?
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