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jerche 02-03-2010 12:58 AM

Chinese girl wants Jessica Alba surgery to win back boyfriend
 
http://www.shanghaidaily.com/sp/arti...cle_427045.htm

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...boyfriend.html

http://shanghaiist.com/attachments/C...ica%20alba.jpg

Here are the cole notes for anyone that's too lazy to read:


The woman met her ex-boyfriend, seven years older than her, a year ago.

The man was a huge fan of Alba, with photos of the star at his home and even on his mobile phone.

The man demanded Xiaoqing wear makeup as Alba does, even during her sleep, though it harmed her skin.

Her Christmas gift last year was an Alba-styled blond wig and he asked her to wear it all day long from then on.

Wearing dense makeup and the wig, she was laughed at by passers-by when hanging out with the man on the weekend following Christmas.

She threw the wig and the fake eyelashes on the ground and proposed a breakup, which the man immediately accepted without hesitation.

Because of her obsession, she is planning to have a surgery to make her look like Jessica Alba to win back her boyfriend.

AccordCouped 02-03-2010 12:59 AM

wtf man she look nothin like her

NJMR 02-03-2010 01:08 AM

wow, wonder what jessica would say about this.. i dont wanna wake her up though its late.

Culture_Vulture 02-03-2010 01:16 AM

^
http://www.dahmus.org/blogimg/fry-se...-did-there.jpg

HollyZ32 02-03-2010 01:26 AM

Wow both guy and girl are nut jobs
give it a few months when we see on TMZ and stuff that alba is scared for her life of her new crazy stalkers

InvisibleSoul 02-03-2010 01:27 AM

Newsflash for her: You ain't white.

TOS'd 02-03-2010 01:31 AM

^ Didn't stop MJ.


Quote:

Originally Posted by ninjamurai (Post 6800795)
wow, wonder what jessica would say about this.. i dont wanna wake her up though its late.

Yea, she wouldn't want you to call her cell now. She's sleeping next to me.

tonyvu 02-03-2010 02:26 AM

wow, i got nothing to say to that...just a big wtf face is what i get from reading this

jeff_alexander 02-03-2010 02:32 AM

http://images.encyclopediadramatica....completely.jpg

StylinRed 02-03-2010 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InvisibleSoul (Post 6800819)
Newsflash for her: You ain't white.

neither is Alba her dads mexican

buddy 02-03-2010 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chengsterr (Post 6800782)

The man was a huge fan of Alba, with photos of the star at his home and even on his mobile phone.

how old is this guy? 14?

Greenstoner 02-03-2010 08:00 AM

Counterfeit Jessica Alba in China ?

Presto 02-03-2010 08:05 AM

Psycho girls!!
I enjoyed reading the part about her throwing a fit, threatening to break up, and he just agrees to break up

TRD Rs200 02-03-2010 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenstoner (Post 6801012)
Counterfeit Jessica Alba in China ?

they can even fake Google, theres nothing they cant fake

BaoXu 02-03-2010 08:17 AM

I thought alba is filipina??

Gumby 02-03-2010 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buddy (Post 6800987)
how old is this guy? 14?

If he's 14, that means she's... 7! :cry:

Z3guy 02-03-2010 08:24 AM

any chick willing to do this has some serious self esteem issues......I bet as soon as she get the comestic surgery done to look like Jessica Alba, he will be really into Blake Lively.....she lets him have the power....dumb girl.....

Mr.HappySilp 02-03-2010 09:09 AM

She doesn't look that bad from the pics @@

fliptuner 02-03-2010 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StylinRed (Post 6800906)
neither is Alba her dads mexican

Damn, too late. :thumbsup:

azzurro32 02-03-2010 10:44 AM

In the bf's defense, she does look better with the wig.
Posted via RS Mobile

umpadupa 02-03-2010 10:45 AM

wow.. so desperate...

CRS 02-03-2010 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by azzurro32 (Post 6801169)
In the bf's defense, she does look better with the wig.
Posted via RS Mobile

:lol

I would have to agree.

Grandmaster TSE 02-03-2010 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by azzurro32 (Post 6801169)
In the bf's defense, she does look better with the wig.
Posted via RS Mobile

and with the makeup

slammer111 02-03-2010 11:54 AM

Only in Shanghai..

AzNightmare 02-03-2010 12:39 PM

Why would anyone laugh at her? she looks better with the wig. lol


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