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02-03-2010, 12:58 AM
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| Chinese girl wants Jessica Alba surgery to win back boyfriend
http://www.shanghaidaily.com/sp/arti...cle_427045.htm http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...boyfriend.html 
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The woman met her ex-boyfriend, seven years older than her, a year ago.
The man was a huge fan of Alba, with photos of the star at his home and even on his mobile phone.
The man demanded Xiaoqing wear makeup as Alba does, even during her sleep, though it harmed her skin.
Her Christmas gift last year was an Alba-styled blond wig and he asked her to wear it all day long from then on.
Wearing dense makeup and the wig, she was laughed at by passers-by when hanging out with the man on the weekend following Christmas.
She threw the wig and the fake eyelashes on the ground and proposed a breakup, which the man immediately accepted without hesitation.
Because of her obsession, she is planning to have a surgery to make her look like Jessica Alba to win back her boyfriend.
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02-03-2010, 12:59 AM
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wtf man she look nothin like her
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02-03-2010, 01:08 AM
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wow, wonder what jessica would say about this.. i dont wanna wake her up though its late.
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02-03-2010, 01:16 AM
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#4 | | DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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02-03-2010, 01:26 AM
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Wow both guy and girl are nut jobs
give it a few months when we see on TMZ and stuff that alba is scared for her life of her new crazy stalkers
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02-03-2010, 01:27 AM
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Newsflash for her: You ain't white.
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02-03-2010, 01:31 AM
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^ Didn't stop MJ. Quote:
Originally Posted by ninjamurai  wow, wonder what jessica would say about this.. i dont wanna wake her up though its late. | Yea, she wouldn't want you to call her cell now. She's sleeping next to me.
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02-03-2010, 02:26 AM
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wow, i got nothing to say to that...just a big wtf face is what i get from reading this
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02-03-2010, 02:32 AM
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02-03-2010, 02:50 AM
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Originally Posted by InvisibleSoul Newsflash for her: You ain't white. | neither is Alba her dads mexican
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02-03-2010, 07:32 AM
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Originally Posted by chengsterr
The man was a huge fan of Alba, with photos of the star at his home and even on his mobile phone.
| how old is this guy? 14?
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02-03-2010, 08:00 AM
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Counterfeit Jessica Alba in China ?
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02-03-2010, 08:05 AM
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Psycho girls!!
I enjoyed reading the part about her throwing a fit, threatening to break up, and he just agrees to break up
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02-03-2010, 08:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Greenstoner Counterfeit Jessica Alba in China ? | they can even fake Google, theres nothing they cant fake
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02-03-2010, 08:17 AM
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I thought alba is filipina??
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02-03-2010, 08:20 AM
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Originally Posted by buddy how old is this guy? 14? | If he's 14, that means she's... 7! 
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02-03-2010, 08:24 AM
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any chick willing to do this has some serious self esteem issues......I bet as soon as she get the comestic surgery done to look like Jessica Alba, he will be really into Blake Lively.....she lets him have the power....dumb girl.....
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02-03-2010, 09:09 AM
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She doesn't look that bad from the pics @@
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02-03-2010, 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by StylinRed neither is Alba her dads mexican | Damn, too late. 
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02-03-2010, 10:44 AM
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In the bf's defense, she does look better with the wig. Posted via RS Mobile | |
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02-03-2010, 10:45 AM
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wow.. so desperate...
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02-03-2010, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by azzurro32 In the bf's defense, she does look better with the wig. Posted via RS Mobile | 
I would have to agree.
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02-03-2010, 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by azzurro32 In the bf's defense, she does look better with the wig. Posted via RS Mobile | and with the makeup
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02-03-2010, 11:54 AM
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Only in Shanghai..
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02-03-2010, 12:39 PM
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Why would anyone laugh at her? she looks better with the wig. lol
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