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02-06-2010, 04:12 PM
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#26 | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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Eric
1. The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He's charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny...everything you want in a guy. It's impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes on him, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving him.
2. A term used to describe a mentally retarded cat that has the ability to fly by moving its tail in a circular motion. Once in the air, erics are known to land ontop of statues to catch and eat birds. Once they get the taste of blood, they turn into a form of vampire and attack fat people.
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02-06-2010, 04:15 PM
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#27 | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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gandalf 305 up, 37 down love it hate it
One of the Istari (Wizards). A member of The Fellowship of the Ring. Gandalf, "Elf of the Wand".
gandalf 202 up, 81 down love it hate it
santa on crack you shall not pass!
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02-06-2010, 04:18 PM
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#28 | Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?"
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noun.
Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool.
Girl: yeah he is sooo Alex
Sounds about right
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02-06-2010, 04:55 PM
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#29 | Revscene.net has a homepage?!
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derek 1566 up, 397 down
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Someone you CANNOT get off your mind because he is always so funny and cute. A Derek is a hotty with a killer body.
Suzie: ahh man! look at him,.. hes such a Derek!!
Izzle: O my gosh! I can never stop thinking about him, hes such a Derek!
Marisa: I LOVE HIM!
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02-06-2010, 04:56 PM
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#30 | i like gifs
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Originally Posted by SMDBICH 1. kevin 5523 up, 1972 down love it hate it
basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.
Gee i am so jealous of Kevin, with three girls around his arm. | Kevins FTW! |
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02-06-2010, 05:15 PM
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#31 | MOD
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1. Sam means the name of one person who is:
Super
At
Masterbation
"I bet your not Sam...like me"
2. Sexy Attractive Male
"Hi I'm a sexy attractive male, but you can call me Sam for short."
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02-06-2010, 05:55 PM
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The person you call when you realize you need to start losing weight
"Have you called Jenny yet?"
An amazing, beautiful, caring, creative girl. She is the epitome of a goddess, and anyone would kill to have her. She can do anything she sets her mind to, and she's wonderful.
Wow! Jenny's pretty awesome.
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02-06-2010, 06:05 PM
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#33 | I'm invisible
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Anthony
2127 up, 593 down
Sexy,Cute and all round smooth talker.
Anthony has been mentioned as one hunk of a Sex God.
Due to this increasingly used term for anyone being good in bed, it has made its self known within the streets!
Anthony
416 up, 158 down
an amazingly hott guy who knows how to dance and has a big dick according to people i know, anthonys are naturaly good at sports and are verry popular. especially with the ladys.
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02-06-2010, 06:46 PM
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#34 | Banned By Establishment
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Nick
1. the most amazing person alive with a huge penis
Nick p. has a huge penis
2. Bag of weed costing $5. Short for "Nickel".
We had a dime last night, but we smoked it down to a nick
awesome.
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02-06-2010, 07:03 PM
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#35 | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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A manatee of a person, basically worthless and bloated. Floats around without meaning until the day when he/she will die.
Also can refer to a hunched, bearlike sissy who cant take a joke or punch. Likes to brag that he is better than everyone when he/she is really less than an asshair. You may also question their sexual preference and/or gender.
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02-06-2010, 07:06 PM
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#36 | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Julian
1. A very honest man who is freakishly horny. He gets hard an average of 45 times per day. Many woman like him and dream of having sex with him. He is a player but everyone loves him because he is sweet like candy. He has an overactive imagination and can make up very sexual stories that can turn anyone on and get them wet like a lake.
It felt like Julian was taking over my body.
I was having a wet dream thanks to Julian.
Have you ever experienced a Julian inside you?
Damn you are harder than a Julian!
2. A person with this name always has the biggest dick in the room
Wow i bet that guy is julian |
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02-06-2010, 07:16 PM
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#37 | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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Justin
1. Sexy, without flaw, loving, kindhearted, name for someone that is special to you, thoughtful.
1:Hey, honey
2:Hey
1:I bought you some flowers
2:Your such a Justin, I love you!!!
2. a ridiculously huge cock
he's hung like justin
HMMMMMMMM
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02-06-2010, 08:48 PM
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#38 | Banned (ABWS)
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someone look up the name " chuck " for MAJOR laughs.
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02-06-2010, 08:49 PM
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#39 | I bringith the lowerballerith
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Ronny 27 up, 10 down
a ronny is a fkg hottie with a body. a bodacious manly man who is amazing in bed. usually compatiable most with chicas who can suck some dick. and with people with the name melissa, or mel 
that sexy boy over there is totallllly close to a ronny.
FUCK YEA
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02-06-2010, 09:14 PM
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#40 | Need to Seek Professional Help
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Joseph 1811 up, 509 down
buy joseph mugs, tshirts and magnetsA man's man.Extremely Awesome.
Wow, that guy just ate 58 buffallo wings. What a Joseph
Joseph 1466 up, 453 down
buy joseph mugs, tshirts and magnetsAn Unstoppable man who kills anyone in his way he is awesome
You just got Joseph'd
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02-06-2010, 09:21 PM
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#41 | Say! Say! Say!
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1. An erection of the penis
2. What happens to a girl's nipples when she gets cold or has water poured on her tits (like in a wet t-shirt contest)
3. A description of sex 1. "I stay hard throughout my Spanish class 'cause my teacher's so damn hot."
2. "My nipples are getting hard..."
3. "If you finger me good, I'll do you really hard." | or Quote: Razor - 149 up, 81 down
A depressed person's best friend Ergh. Saw that bitch with a huge white cloth over her wrist? Must've used the razor. |
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02-06-2010, 11:14 PM
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#42 | I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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1. calvin 533 up, 191 down love it hate it
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Calvin: sheer delight. he is amazing.
A boy of wonder.
a boy who posesses; cunning, tact, looks, and insight.
alot of people would say that calvin is vain, stuck-up and selfish. in reality these people are nothing but jelous fools.
Calvin's best friend is a girl of extreme wonder ashton.
"calvin! wow he's so amazing, there are no words to describe his awsomeness!!"
amazing awsome sexy prada model
by astroboy_inspace! May 10, 2006 share this
2. Calvin 156 up, 70 down love it hate it
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nicest person you'll ever meet but also has the biggest dick you've ever seen, Maria's cant handle Calvin's so they run away
girls friend: hey why are you walking funny?
girl: i fucked Calvin and he tore my shit up
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02-07-2010, 12:10 AM
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#43 | S-S-S-SOUL CRUSHER
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both of my two are long but thats mine lol
Holly 836 up, 357 down
buy holly mugs, tshirts and magnetsA word used to describe a beautiful and bright being.
usally linked to a girl of average height with blonde hair and brown eyes.
Symptons of being a Holly:
- excessive loudness (no volume control)
- sometimes lives in a fantasy world- belives herself to be a princess
- Tendency to dress in alot of pastel coloured pink
- likes to be liked & loves the people closest to her dearly
Other attributes of hollys:
- Hardworking, motivated and ambitious
- Creative, artistic and emotive
- romantic, confident and passionate
Some may refer to as Slag/Whore/Loose/'cock on the brain', this infact can be rather incorrect as it is down to a 'holly' being nothing more than a kinky being!
Most importantly;Holly is another way to explain a 'blonde moment'
scenario- someone looses their mobile, cannot remember where they left it, moments later, find it in their fridge.
" oh my god! that was so holly of me!"
blonde loud pink sex princess
by xHollyDollyx Feb 5, 2008 share this
2. Holly 394 up, 90 down
buy holly mugs, tshirts and magnets1. A very cool person
2. A phrase used by someone who just did something incredible. ex. I pulled a Holly!! Wow!!
3. A girl I know who is extremely cool and should be treated better by her closest friends than she is!
4. A girl who truly knows how to party!
1. She really reminds me of Holly, because she's so cool!
2. Did you see that? That was SUCH a Holly!!
3. You should treat Holly better, you are being bitches to her.
4. That Holly should party with us guys...damn!
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02-07-2010, 12:19 AM
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#44 | Wunder? Wonder?? Wander???
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1. Ryan 4431 up, 1777 down love it hate it
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A name, which is commonly both a first or last name, which is very often confused with Brian. Its Irish roots define the name as "little king".
Wow, Ryan, you are such a little king.
names brian king irish rian
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2. ryan 5784 up, 3010 down love it hate it
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the cutest guy ever, and has the greatest respect for girls, is funny, and very very LOVING!
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02-07-2010, 12:20 AM
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#45 | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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eric 6351 up, 2554 down buy eric mugs, tshirts and magnets
The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He's charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny...everything you want in a guy. It's impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes on him, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving him.
did you see eric...damn that bitch is fine! . eric 2769 up, 1421 down buy eric mugs, tshirts and magnets
A term used to describe a mentally retarded cat that has the ability to fly by moving its tail in a circular motion. Once in the air, erics are known to land ontop of statues to catch and eat birds. Once they get the taste of blood, they turn into a form of vampire and attack fat people.
Omg! dude last night I saw an eric fly by!
im a charming but retarded cat
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02-07-2010, 12:25 AM
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#46 | Head of HR....have a seat on that couch
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1. andrew 4920 up, 1448 down
Awesome sense of style, music, and humor. Sexy, awesome kisser
Man, is Andrew cool. I wish I was him...
2. Andrew 2993 up, 832 down
The boy's name Andrew \a-nd-rew, an-drew\ It is of Greek origin, and its meaning is "man, warrior".
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02-07-2010, 09:22 AM
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#47 | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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I got a long list. A couple were pretty obvious with the chipmunk references. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alvin
1. a very sensitive person who is fun to hang around with and is not very talkative and tries to be a thug when he can
hey alvin wanna go to the movies yeah after i go bust a lick
2. Chipmunk from the 80's cartoon
"This IS the 80's Alvin"
3. the act of placing one's balls into a woman's mouth; which causes her to look like a chipmunk storing nuts for the winter.
Since Dianne had a large mouth, she was able to perform the Alvin with ease on Mark.
chipmunk balls mouth alvin t-bag
4. cool, strong, handsome, rich, super smart, has swagg, owns many cars and is asian. ( usually chinese )
Shaniqua : DAYUMMMMMMMM; that boys the sex!
Lillian : i know! i wanna piece of that!
Shaniqua : yeah, he MUST be an alvin.
swag thug chinese rich asian
5. one of the chipmonks from alvin and the chipmonks, the awsomest chipmonk of the 3..
-_- there is no exmple for alvin
chipmonks alvin movie rock awsome
6. A person who is both withdrawn away from society.This type of person tends to be extremely quiet and shy.Usually found in their natural habitats of apartment homes playing video games online.
7. Developing a quarter size blister on the head of your penis while performing dry anal sex on a farm animal with genital warts.
I had the worst alvin ever after I screwed that dirty ass goat.
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02-07-2010, 09:34 AM
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#48 | Ricer Mod
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1. adam 4558 up, 695 down love it hate it
The first Man to ever get laid.
2. adam 1428 up, 486 down love it hate it
a goofy,funny,crazii,outgoing,loving person!
a guy with this name is amazing. he is adorable and very caring person. he will always be there for you. he might have the nicknamegoober. he can make you laugh no matter what,even if ur having the worst day ever. some people may call him weird or strange, but if he wasnt all of those things then he wouldn't be goober. he is a remarkable person,trustworthy, and an awesome friend.
you are being so adam/goober!
Berz out.
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02-07-2010, 10:32 AM
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#49 | My homepage has been set to RS
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1. johnathan 195 up, 203 down love it hate it
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a spanish boy......he is usually an asshole!
why are you leaving me johnathan??, johnathan ...are you gay????, fuck you johnathan!
ass hole gay homo jerk.
by chitterbug Aug 1, 2007 share this
2. Johnathan love it hate it
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Is only comparable to a greek god! Zeus to be exact, the king of all Gods. Johnathan's are sweet funny and the best damn friend anyone could have. Women come from all over the world just to be within 100 feet of Johnathan's. Their the manliest of the manly and cannot be takin down by any man. Just their stare alone can make the most beautiful girl aroused, and can also be compared too looking into the fires of hell. Johnathan's are leaders and commanders that will fight with you side by side to death.
girl1: Wow thats a who's that guy over there?
girl2: That must be a johnathan beacause i wanna fuk him instantly!
girl1: MEEEEEE TOOOO!
Compare me to god! wooT!
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02-07-2010, 11:57 AM
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#50 | GO FLAMES GO
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Nathan:
1. A term used to describe an especially perky boner in public that is unable to be hidden.
2.A guy who is caring and intelligent and is superior to all even God.He is loved by all his mates and is there for everyone who has problems and is a great listener.He is so caring and such a strong fighter that nothing can beat him.He is the kinda guy you want as a mate or a lover.A legend at the guitar and guitar hero.He is just an amazing happy person who is easy to love.He has a very nice personality and is very easy on the eyes and is very cute.He is a perfect man in everway unless you cross his path when he is sleepy then you have hell to pay lol. Generally a nice guy with lots of friends who adore and love him.A one of a kind...
3. A large penis that can't fit into a girl's vagina.
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