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"Can you match my resolve? If so then you will succeed. I believe that the human spirit is indomitable. If you endeavour to achieve, it will happen given enough resolve." -- Monty Oum
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a guy who's amazing at giving women head. A true cunninglinguist. long tongue, skill, not afraid to get wet behind the ears, etc.
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1. Common name of a playa who'll leave you without saying a word. Also known as
"hustla", this individual is particularly good in bed and has vast experience he'll never admit he does, which is why all of his xs still chase him.
Hard to catch, impossible to keep, the biggest mistake you can make is introducing him to your best friend, who of course, is going to wanna nail him.
This name can also translate to "Winner, triumphant, #1" in various languages.
"dam nigz, u is a Victor"
2. Name
roots from latin word "Victor" meaning victory.
Noun
Yo, Victor, hows life man?
3. A highly intelligent, smooth talking, mysterious, player, who appears rough on the exterior, but has a heart, you just won't know it....Use CAUTION when in the vicinity of said male species; as they can suck you in and bend you to their will; stripping you of all your values and moral beliefs. Also highly contagious...most men wanna be him and all females wanna have him. Has the ability to turn you into a wimpering ball of flesh with one comment, leaving victim to question their validity for life.
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#2: I got victorized!
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An amazing guy. Except that only one girl will hold his heart, He is a very difficult guy and a player, but a great smooth talker and very persuasive, never fake though. Eyes that will swoon you in and a smile that could light up the darkest of tunnels. Easy to fall for but if your a tough cookie it's hard for you to admit it. Usually of the hispanic race, very big nice family and an even bigger heart. One girl will win his heart and by ages 16 she probably already has, This guy is most compatible with virgos the two personalitys click. Although with his loved one age may be a problem seeing he is probably older. Usually nick names are Vick or Vic doesn't really obtain the full name unless it's a serious matter. Pretty well known guy and definitely a hearthrob but if watch out. He definitely has experience but like's a challenge. His ex's always chase him but he always goes to the same girl although she's not an ex and has never gave it up to him, Wants her but not just for her sex but for herself. This guy has got a temper so try not to set it off.
Well i guess that's definitely a Victor
A name that represents honor, caressing, and love. Also known to be a very romantic person, or very successful person in life. This represents all the attributes of "Jeffrey" on the SwiftIRC IRC chat network.
I wish I was a Jeffrey!
2. Jeffrey 567 up, 218 down love it hate it
The heterosexual way to spell Geoffrey.
Person 1: Jeffrey, how do you spell your name? "J" or "G"?
Person 2: With a "J", dawg. I don't roll that way.
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A charismastic, charming, handsome, respectful and chivalrous gentleman of high upbringing. A 'Prince Charming' so to speak in many aspects.
My god...he was the man of my dreams...such a William...
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2. William 1450 up, 329 down love it hate it
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The perfect boyfriend; someone who will stay on the phone with you just because, someone who opens doors for you, someone who makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside whenever you're near them. They generally are funny, and tease you a lot. But you never care.
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1. crapweasel 23 up, 14 down
buy crapweasel mugs, tshirts and magnetsPerson who use “brick and mortar” stores to try on clothing, check out fit, and get help from store employees with no intention of buying anything there, and then go online and buy the item cheaper. Particular to Northwest Motorcycle community working at a large software company.
I got my Shoei for $120 less from helemtcity.com after i found out that i wear an XL from eastside. i'm such a crapweasel.
2. Shovel Thumb 9 thumbs up
buy shovel thumb mugs, tshirts and magnetsA type of human thumb characterized by its short, rectangular thumbnail and overall shovel-like properties. In the medical field it is also refered to as "Clubbed thumb"
"What happened to your head?!"
"I cheated on my girlfriend, so she beat me with her shovel thumb."
1. martin 1678 up, 333 down
A guy who acts shy but actually has a big penis
that guy is quiet, but he's a martin
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Someone who thinks they know it all and generally does, proving their friends wrong a LOT!
Oh I thought I was gonna give birth to a girl but my friend said it would be a boy and he was right. He's such a Martin!
3. Martin 485 up, 222 down
An average asian, white,or other descents seen a God, he has the power to make any women cream at anytime and can make a lady squirt.
1. oh my god, Martin got me all wet.
2. Did you see what Martin did in bed?
basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.
Gee i am so jealous of Kevin, with three girls around his arm.
A Sexy Beast. One with a huge cock, and gigantic balls. Known for being sweet and gentle when it comes to women. The females dig Simon. Often used to describe a good friend.Describes a friend that wouldn't leave other friends if they had a flat tire.
1 Australian Slang For An Extremely Large Male Reproductive Organ
2 An amazing person someone you'll never forget. Someone strong and wise. He might not always be serious or very nice but he will always trying to be doing the right things. Very strong and intelligent. Is there when you need him. A jerk at times but he will always make up for it. And a very good looking person as well.
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Abbreviation for "New Africa Bammer". Mid-grade marijuana.
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Me: Wtf man.. This is the nabs.. Don't put this shwag in my face again or I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.
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2. nabs 114 up, 95 down love it hate it
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inexpensive small packet of crackers with cheese or peanut butter filling
"Can we stop here and get some Nabs? I need a snack."
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3. nabs 61 up, 59 down love it hate it
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A small packet of six butter sandwich crackers. The term origionally comes as an abbreviation of the company that initially produced them, Nabisco, but can be used to describe any snack similar to it.
Hey, Jethro, my stomach's growlin, hand me a pack of those nabs.
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Cops; Police. Called such because of their tendency to "nab" or catch criminals.
Man I gotta bounce up to Alaska! The Nabs is after me dawg!
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5. NABS 4 up, 25 down love it hate it
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NABS (Verb)
Most commonly known as 'to steal a cookie', to NABS someone. Note that capitals are IMPORTANT within the verb itself or integrity and power is lost in translation.
NABS is not seperate to the current moment and therefore has more than one tense. You are going to NABS someone, you have NABSDDD someone (Again, the number of capital D's are important), you are currently NABSING someone and by view of a third party witnessing the NABSING, they can reply by commenting on how NABSAGE that was.
NABS worked similarly to owned, however the S cannot under any circumstances be replaced by a Z. Newbtards who replace the S with a Z are for lack of a better word NABSDICATING themselves for improper use of the verb.
Note: NABSDICATING also follows mentioned tense changes.
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Alex: No! It's my cookie, GTFO!
Luke: I'm NABSING you!
Alex: NO MY COOKIE GIVE IT BACK! Ffs, I just got NABSDDD!
Luke: HAHAHA I NABSDDD YOU FOO
Aaron: Oh wow that was NABSAGE!
Luke: Hey, Chris! Look, I just NABSDDD Alex.
Chris: You NABZDDD who?
Luke & Aaron & Alex: NEWBTARD YOU JUST NABSDICATED YOURSELF!
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short for "nigger ass bullshit"
origin: american history X - "nigger bullshit"
Dude, this guy tried stealing my tip off the bar, that's such nabs.
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either peanut butter and crackers or cheese and crackers
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1. John
a person who uses the services of a prostitute
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a very extreamly confusing guy. shows that he has feelings for you sometimes, but then might just randomly stop talking to you at any time. veryy flirtatious. manwhore. willll lead you on. halarious. full of charisma. you have to love him. boys are jealous of him. girls are jealous of the girl he is flirting with at the time..
not persistant.
changes moods easily; moody.
greatest, most annoying person on the face of this earth..yet i still want to be with him..
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A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.
lol, thats pretty accurate of me..
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1.Originating from the movie "Fight Club", Tyler is used to describe one who is extremely sexy and bad ass.
2.A tyler is a person whos is always popular. There are usually to kinds of tyler. A popular, athletic and hot one. Then a loner, stoner, goth one. All the girls love him and they teachers love him too. He always gets the class laughing. If your name is Tyler there is a really good chance that you have a big dick!
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