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RRxtar 03-06-2010 10:35 PM

Dieing for your country doesnt mean the same thing now as it did 100+ years ago. the world has changed a great deal and countries are getting closer to just being lines on maps.


that being said, fuck ya i would fight. i wouldn't call it "dieing for my country". but id fight for whats right.

twitchyzero 03-06-2010 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blinky (Post 6847256)
I, too wander if the rift-rafts on RS would bare arms too. I don't know. I am out of word.

Quote:

Originally Posted by belka (Post 6847287)
We'd be fighting a gorilla style war

Add gorilla warfare to the list along with rift-rafts, lupoll, wander.

G-G-G-GeE GEE UNIT!

SkinnyPupp 03-06-2010 10:39 PM

Maybe by then I'd be in HK long enough to have Right of Abode, so I can hang out here and be cool while you fuckers work things out the hard way :thumbsup:

I'd try to find some way to profit from it too

RollingStone 03-06-2010 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by twitchyzero (Post 6847212)
i'd say the idea isn't farfetched at all
i remember my history teacher telling me that in our lifetime we'll see a war over water supplies. Canada being such a huge reserve i wouldn't be surprised.

And let's not forget that the US has invaded Canada twice in the past IRRC.

Valour 03-06-2010 11:22 PM

http://keyboardlegs.files.wordpress....-commandos.jpg

No worries, we got these guys

2damaxmr2 03-06-2010 11:24 PM

pifft ill help the Americans. You guys won't last long lol.

Lomac 03-06-2010 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by quatchi (Post 6847309)
And let's not forget that the US has invaded Canada twice in the past IRRC.

Sliiiightly different back then, though.

Mind you, we (well, technically Canada as a British Colony) have been the only invading country to successfully destroy the White House... lol

MG1 03-06-2010 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by belka (Post 6847287)
We'd be fighting a gorilla style war

That about sums it up...........

Dan_Guy 03-06-2010 11:43 PM

I'd move to Quebec and sell these

http://images6.cafepress.com/product...olor-White.jpg

I'll be rich by the end of it!

TOS'd 03-07-2010 12:20 AM

We got the Russians.

PiuYi 03-07-2010 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quatchi (Post 6847309)
And let's not forget that the US has invaded Canada twice in the past IRRC.

lets not forget why their white house is even white

Meowjin 03-07-2010 01:08 AM

Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
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dachinesedude 03-07-2010 01:10 AM

i can imagine all the immigrants flying back to their home countries if this really happens, dual citizenship ftw

CP.AR 03-07-2010 01:21 AM

We send Canada Geese at them, shit on their faces!
Then we unleash the 2010 Winter Olympics party crew. We jump on their bus stops!
Then, we throw McDonalds and assorted fatty foods at them, lure them into their eating positions and attack from behind with Justin Bieber, Nickelback, Celine Dion, and beavers.


We will then hold Alaska and Sarah Palin hostage (not like they care for those anyways)

Do this, while we continually say sorry
THAT'S HOW CANADIANS FIGHT THEIR WARS AGAINST THE SOUTHERNERS

Teriyaki 03-07-2010 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by TOS'd (Post 6847449)
We got the Russians.

They'd probably be first to come after our f'ing water

J____ 03-07-2010 01:26 AM

ok so if that were to happen, here's the scenario, americans would come in and own all the canadians, then the brits will come 'save' us, in turn the russians and chinese will join because they see this as an opportunity to nail the US. In the end, we'll still be screwed and either china or russia will come out on top.

The Situation 03-07-2010 01:35 AM

I'd take refuge in Captain Happy Bubble; find me then you yanks!

Ch28 03-07-2010 01:41 AM

We'd likely get support from the Russians, Chinese and UK so we're good.

Global peacekeepers ftw

Stevie P 03-07-2010 01:52 AM

I'd try my best to get my predator missile, after that my chopper gunner will do work.

tofu1413 03-07-2010 01:58 AM

if we fight conventionally.. i dont think we'd last a week..

guerilla... hell yea.


and if its winter... even better. slow down american advance...



i know we dont stand a chance from the outset... but we wont surrender before we give them one hell of a fight.

orange7 03-07-2010 02:18 AM

is that question for your school report?


welll here is my answer: I'd fucking jerk off with my bare hands till the very last second.

Manic! 03-07-2010 02:43 AM

The US does not have the man power to control all of Canada and we have way too many friends around the world. But if it did happen I would move up north kidnapping any Americans I could find then posting video's of them on You tube.

JSALES 03-07-2010 03:09 AM

"grab your gat, call your clicks, squeeze your clip.."

asahai69 03-07-2010 03:19 AM

i will try and inflitrate the USA and poison their supply of cherry 7 up. that should get rid of quite a few

flagella 03-07-2010 03:56 AM

I'd head back to China. When both parties are weakened, China can take over both.


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