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03-17-2010, 07:14 PM
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#26 | | I have named my kids VIC and VLS
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Originally Posted by //RacingSpirit>>  That's gotta be the dumbest idea. Without heavy machinery, it'll take way too long to move all the dirt to reach the container the coffin is placed in. And even if you are able to reach the container in a reasonable amount of time with multiple diggers, the lid is HEAVY. Lastly, do you not have any respect for the dead? | lol respect for the dead when your trying to hide a dead body?
also it wouldnt take 5 minutes with a small excavator to get to a coffin, wrap a chain around the coffin, lift it up, put body in, coffin down and backfill could be done in under 15 miunutes with somone who knew what they were doing
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03-17-2010, 07:58 PM
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15 minutes is a lot when you consider the time you drive a digger into a cemetery and drive it back out. Those things don't drive very fast so I'm guessing you have a 18 wheeler waiting outside.
No doesn't sound tight at all.
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03-17-2010, 08:28 PM
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#28 | | I STILL don't get it
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Just blender the body and flush the foo down ze toilet!
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03-17-2010, 08:58 PM
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#29 | | Revscene.net has a homepage?!
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Slap chop?
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03-17-2010, 09:12 PM
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#30 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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i would just eat it
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03-17-2010, 10:25 PM
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#31 | | Need to Seek Professional Help
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Originally Posted by Hondaracer That "anonymous" guy is an idiot, taking extra time to do any of those things would just heat you the fuck out
if I had to i'd cut the body up, stuff it in a garbage can, load the rest of the can with ready mix concrete, put garbage can on a boat, go out into the ocean, toss can over, voilą Posted via RS Mobile | Will it still smell through the concrete? Posted via RS Mobile | |
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03-17-2010, 10:57 PM
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#32 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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throw the body into a tub of NaOH..and let it dissolve away.
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03-17-2010, 11:00 PM
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How about don't kill anybody.
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03-18-2010, 12:47 AM
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#34 | | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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Originally Posted by rsx Call Dex? | There is a flaw with dexters killings though.. he dumps the bodies in the ocean in just a plastic bag? Remember in one of the episodes when they found the dumping site... shit hit the fan. the bodies didnt have enough time to decompose... which is bad...
I think cremation would be the safest option? but, who has a giant furnace to cremate someone?
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03-18-2010, 12:48 AM
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#35 | | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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Originally Posted by k-fever throw the body into a tub of NaOH..and let it dissolve away. | i'm pretty sure you would need like 15M-20M NaOH for that to work...
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03-18-2010, 12:50 AM
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#36 | | I don't get it
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Anonymous sure is cautious...Not everyone has access to a boat, chemicals or tools like a big chainsaw which will essentially make a whole lot of noise when you use it. If someone borrowed/rented my boat hauling an unusual container encrusted with concrete, it may stick in my memory and no one would want that chance happening. You want to be quiet and discrete to the human senses and to memory.
Does NaOH give off any odors during reactions? >_>
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03-18-2010, 12:53 AM
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03-18-2010, 01:51 AM
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There are tons of ways to get rid of a body. Chop it up and chuck out a piece the size of a ham each week. Ppl throw food out all the time. You'd have to chop up the hands and feet though, as they're easily identifiable as human remains.
The hardest part is the skull to be honest. That one you'd have to smash into little pieces to make sure it's not recognizable.
Another way to do it is either bury it somewhere extremely remote in the wilderness (ie far far away from GVRD), or torch the body until it's charcoal, then just pulverize and scatter into the ocean or a forest.
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03-18-2010, 02:18 AM
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Just weigh it down and throw it in the ocean.
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03-18-2010, 03:15 AM
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^ That doesn't work. As the body decomposes, the limbs will separate. Then the parts not attached to the cement or whatnot float to the surface and wash ashore.
I have no idea how I know this.
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03-18-2010, 04:04 AM
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Why would you need to get rid of a body? In Vancouver, you can kill someone in broad day light, and NO ONE (especially the cops) could find you.
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03-18-2010, 05:57 AM
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#42 | | ESKETIT
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DEX FTW
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03-18-2010, 07:47 AM
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#43 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Originally Posted by mx703 There is a flaw with dexters killings though.. he dumps the bodies in the ocean in just a plastic bag? Remember in one of the episodes when they found the dumping site... shit hit the fan. the bodies didnt have enough time to decompose... which is bad...
I think cremation would be the safest option? but, who has a giant furnace to cremate someone? | i don't think Dex's method is flaw. Disposing a body is always the hardest part to a perfect murder and when you are a serial killer with 100 kills under your belt there is not many different unique safe dump site that you can use to store all those body, Dex was using the predug cemetery method before and finally settle on the ocean . Having access to large amount of chemical to speed up decomposition process would seen fishy for a blood analyst and is hard to store and not be notice by his family members not to mention would trigger a shitload of question if one of his cop buddy finds out.
if his case i think the ocean is perfect, it is easily accessible by his boat, while the ocean doesn't actively speed up decomposition all the little creatures in the ocean helps to strip any evidence that might have been left on the body.
and as Dex have prove it is ok for the body to be found, the most important thing is to not leave any evidence to be trace back to the perpetrator.
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03-18-2010, 07:54 AM
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Originally Posted by murd0c Murder the person with a icicle so no weapon can ever be found. | hahah the ice gun
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03-18-2010, 09:29 AM
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#45 | | Revscene.net has a homepage?!
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Originally Posted by murd0c
Basically I would take the body deep in the bush, dig a 6' deep grave and toss it in. On top of that I would get a number bags of lime that I would pour all over the body so it dissolves the body and bone. Now I would cover it back up and put a bunch of leaf's to try to show the ground has not been disturbed as much.
| F.Y.I. it's lye that breaks down a body, not lime. lime will actually preserve a body pretty well. lye you can't buy anywhere, but lime you can.
My forensics prof told us about a guy who thought it was lime and when they found the body it was in perfect condition.
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03-18-2010, 09:51 AM
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#46 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by StealthFighter F.Y.I. it's lye that breaks down a body, not lime. lime will actually preserve a body pretty well. lye you can't buy anywhere, but lime you can.
My forensics prof told us about a guy who thought it was lime and when they found the body it was in perfect condition. | Maybe your forensics prof was talking about murdoc. 
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03-18-2010, 10:17 AM
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#47 | | YOU CANT CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS
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turn the body into a mummy and dump it in Egypt somewhere
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03-18-2010, 10:23 AM
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03-18-2010, 11:19 AM
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I think what's more important is not getting rid of the body. That's tough. It's more easier to not leave any evidence behind. A bit harder, but easier than disposing a body.
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03-18-2010, 11:20 AM
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#50 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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Originally Posted by slammer111 ^ That doesn't work. As the body decomposes, the limbs will separate. Then the parts not attached to the cement or whatnot float to the surface and wash ashore.
I have no idea how I know this. | So the parts will not be recognizable.
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