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Old 03-19-2010, 01:59 AM   #26
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LOL tigers crazy man never thought that kinda guy would be saying all this HAHAHA
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Old 03-19-2010, 02:15 AM   #27
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Tiger Woods is the first billionaire athlete -- this guy deserves that many girlfriends.
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Old 03-19-2010, 02:50 AM   #28
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I feel like I need to bring this back into this thread..

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Old 03-19-2010, 02:56 AM   #29
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Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/28/2009:
I want to be deep inside you
Tiger:Sent: 5:00 PM 08/29/2009:
I really do want to be rough with you. Slap you around
Tiger:Sent: 05:12 PM 08/29/2009:
For years. And punish you for not seeing me more
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I want you to beg for my cock. Kiss you all over to convince me to let you have it in your mouth



So what's this going to do with his comeback? Apparently there are HUNDREDS of texts and she saved them all. Supposedly more coming in the following days. LOL.
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Old 03-19-2010, 03:03 AM   #30
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Old 03-19-2010, 10:12 AM   #33
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They are text message to a porn star... what would you expect???
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^ of course, if i was rich as fuck i would be texting the same thing.


If I was the richest athlete in the world and practically a worldwide known celebrity then I'd be milking it for all its worth.
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Old 03-19-2010, 01:03 PM   #38
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Old 03-20-2010, 04:28 AM   #39
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You know, at some point, do you idiots ever stop to think " I might just be a douche for laughing at this"

First of all, all of you asshats have at some point in your life sent a dirty text to your gf.

Secondly, how are his fantasies funny and yours are A-okay?

All i saw was an invasion of another persons privacy.
Before you were born, your daddy was shoving his dick down your mothers throat too (same goes for my momma).
He had fantasies and so did your mom.
Why is this fucking funny?

When you morons are alone and beating your small little dicks off, arent you fantasizing about doing similiar, if not the exact same things to the girl of your fantasy?

I'm just asking because most of you piss me the fuck off with you "haha's and your 'LOL's' as if his fucking dirty fantasies are nasty and yours are fucking innocent and nice.

And if you've never text or said a dirty thing like this to any girl in your life, ever, I understand why you're laughing. It's because you've never experianced sex and are too immature to fucking comprehend whats being said.

I laugh at you all for laughing at him. I dont think what he did was cool, but who fucking cares, let him be. You people need something to occupy your lives with, something other than laughing at other peoples mistakes , adventures and whatever fucking else it might be.
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Someone needs to chill out lol

When you are as big as tiger is you are held to higher standards, and the fact that he fucked up this bad and it's blowing up in his face is his own fault. It sucks for him but he chose to get married, and he chose to trust a ho and look where it got him. He gets a lot of perks being tiger woods, but one of the downsides is if you fuck up it's going to be everywhere, and he knew that before he did all this
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You know, at some point, do you idiots ever stop to think " I might just be a douche for laughing at this"

First of all, all of you asshats have at some point in your life sent a dirty text to your gf.

Secondly, how are his fantasies funny and yours are A-okay?

All i saw was an invasion of another persons privacy.
Before you were born, your daddy was shoving his dick down your mothers throat too (same goes for my momma).
He had fantasies and so did your mom.
Why is this fucking funny?

When you morons are alone and beating your small little dicks off, arent you fantasizing about doing similiar, if not the exact same things to the girl of your fantasy?

I'm just asking because most of you piss me the fuck off with you "haha's and your 'LOL's' as if his fucking dirty fantasies are nasty and yours are fucking innocent and nice.

And if you've never text or said a dirty thing like this to any girl in your life, ever, I understand why you're laughing. It's because you've never experianced sex and are too immature to fucking comprehend whats being said.

I laugh at you all for laughing at him. I dont think what he did was cool, but who fucking cares, let him be. You people need something to occupy your lives with, something other than laughing at other peoples mistakes , adventures and whatever fucking else it might be.
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Old 03-20-2010, 06:47 PM   #42
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^ LOL. Nice pic.
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Old 03-20-2010, 07:38 PM   #43
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Old 03-20-2010, 07:55 PM   #44
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how are his fantasies funny and yours are A-okay?
cause he's a celeb and it's funny to see their private life exposed when 'committed' to a wife. I'm sure most celebs out there have girls throwing themselves at them but tiger sucks at keeping it on the down-low, that's what's funny.
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Tiger should've just pulled a Letterman. He went silent for too f'n long. Should've just been like "Yeah, I put my penis in a whole bunch of ladies." and it would've blown over by now. He would still be playing...and he would've lost a whole bunch of sponsors.
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You know, at some point, do you idiots ever stop to think " I might just be a douche for laughing at this"

First of all, all of you asshats have at some point in your life sent a dirty text to your gf.

Secondly, how are his fantasies funny and yours are A-okay?

All i saw was an invasion of another persons privacy.
Before you were born, your daddy was shoving his dick down your mothers throat too (same goes for my momma).
He had fantasies and so did your mom.
Why is this fucking funny?

When you morons are alone and beating your small little dicks off, arent you fantasizing about doing similiar, if not the exact same things to the girl of your fantasy?

I'm just asking because most of you piss me the fuck off with you "haha's and your 'LOL's' as if his fucking dirty fantasies are nasty and yours are fucking innocent and nice.

And if you've never text or said a dirty thing like this to any girl in your life, ever, I understand why you're laughing. It's because you've never experianced sex and are too immature to fucking comprehend whats being said.

I laugh at you all for laughing at him. I dont think what he did was cool, but who fucking cares, let him be. You people need something to occupy your lives with, something other than laughing at other peoples mistakes , adventures and whatever fucking else it might be.
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