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Or you meet some girl at the club, cum inside of her, find out shes only in grade 12, so you buy a Prada bag for her to make things right, she finds out the bag is a fake and decides to have the kid
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wtf did she get some bolt-on titties or what?
they look sooooooooooo much bigger than they were 2ish years ago.
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Originally Posted by nns
I can't stand the sound of Mandarin either. Boo yow nee bey nee shing bo now noong gey shee mayo mayo mayo mayo mayo mayo mayo.
Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009:
You are my fucking whore
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA
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Originally Posted by jackmeister
who are you planning to spend the rest of your life with? your sister or girlfriend?
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Originally Posted by .Renn.Sport
I sold my Yaris 5 years ago, and seriously, IT IS better than your shit box civics. The mods I have for that car is probably worth more than your whole self-worth.
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After spending some time reading through this thread, I now know how to give a killer blowjob. Thanks revscene.
"Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own"
"Then im going to tell you to shut the Fuck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise"
And this is coming from a guy who plays golf... LOL.
while i was reading that ,i was trying to imagine his face when he was saying that..
LOL
__________________ 05 Mazda 3 Sport
03 Nissan 350z
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Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself.
Moral of story: In life, no one helps you once you're fucked.
my fucking idol, tiger woods. add charlie harper along that list too.
Tiger:Sent: 12:42 PM 09/08/2009:
I have to leave for an appearance at 430 but i will be back at 730 for dinner and lots of dessert with you. How about a quickie before i go