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	   |  crapping positions.  
 
			
			hai im a noob. my first thread. 
so which position do you use?  1. THE SUSPENSiON 
It is one of the most common techniques and it can be a good exercise. As you can see, it is to stay with your butt in the air.   2. THE FROG 
 
This is only for real experts. You should make sure that you don’t have anything inside your back pockets.   3. THE MUMMY 
Mummify with a toilet paper, sit and relax.    
i use the suspension..   
hopefully i wont give the wrong first impressions LOL..
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			i do the AC Slater on the toilet
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			2. THE FROG
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			The Mummy. 
 There's always too much stuff in my pockets to do the Frog.
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			Suspension is too hard unless you occupy the handicap stall, then you have handle bars that help
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			i sit and lean as much as suspension
 only girls do the frog
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					Originally Posted by Zerius  Suspension is too hard unless you occupy the handicap stall, then you have handle bars that help |  you hang onto the handles in a public shitter?  and not only that, but the handy tard stall at that?
		 
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			In China I had to do The Frog since the toilets were actually really the ground squat ones.  I actually had a hard time getting the matter into the hole when I squatted.
 I usually prefer to use the toilet at home so I hold out till I get home.  When I get home I do #3 without the toilet paper all around.
 
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			I'm #3.
 Slightly off topic - my 2-year old son often craps (in his diaper) while standing.
 
 Think about it - while you're standing, your butt cheeks are somewhat clenched!  I have no idea how this is possible.  It's no wonder his face turns all red when he's pushing.
 
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					Originally Posted by Gumby  I'm #3.
 Slightly off topic - my 2-year old son often craps (in his diaper) while standing.
 
 Think about it - while you're standing, your butt cheeks are somewhat clenched!  I have no idea how this is possible.  It's no wonder his face turns all red when he's pushing.
 |  their sphincters r not fully developed yet. That's why kids pee on bed. Not that they want to, but they r just physically incapable to hold it in. Same with other hole Posted via RS Mobile |   |   |   |      |  03-30-2010, 11:47 PM | #19 |   | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum 
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			suspension. I used to mummify it, the do suspension, in case i touch the seat, but I have perfected it, so I dont need to mummify first.I do however put toilet paper in the water, so it doesn't splash up.
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			i just wipe the seat down and sit down
 be a man and just fucking sit on the toilet seat
 
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