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03-31-2010, 02:25 AM
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#26 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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^ditto
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Originally Posted by MelonBoy  really?.. some reason im afraid of taking shits after ghost movies.. i always think about what if a ghost's hand came out of the toilet and grabbed my nuts or stuck its hand in my ass -___________-.... i mean if it came outa the mirror id have reaction time to run but the toilets.. thats a pretty good blind spot to sneak up on people from -_____- ... | | 
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03-31-2010, 02:51 AM
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#27 | | Hacked RS to become a mod
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Originally Posted by Leopold Stotch i just wipe the seat down and sit down
be a man and just fucking sit on the toilet seat | This is true if you are in a relatively clean city. But try that where there are a lot of mainlanders doing the "frog" and you will be taking something home with you in your pants.
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03-31-2010, 05:15 AM
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#28 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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03-31-2010, 05:57 AM
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#29 | | ESKETIT
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Originally Posted by murd0c more like a #3 but playing cell phone games (what a way to waste 10mins at work) | 
i dont put tp around the seat though thats too much time 
just sit there with my pants down and my ipod touch in hand for a good 10-15 mins break 
that 26-games-in-one app for the iphone/touch does wonders
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03-31-2010, 09:36 AM
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#30 | | Prince of the Apes
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I do the Upper decker!!
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03-31-2010, 10:08 AM
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#31 | | Need to Seek Professional Help
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Suspension for me in public toilets, just have to watch the splash when the poop hits the water!
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03-31-2010, 10:48 AM
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#32 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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03-31-2010, 11:18 AM
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#33 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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Shit in the sink that has the wire mesh filter.
Or, just pop open the tank and shit in there. Posted via RS Mobile | |
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03-31-2010, 04:15 PM
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#34 | | I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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03-31-2010, 04:32 PM
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#35 | | Banned (ABWS)
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you dont have to hold on to the bars for suspension...
you can mummify your hand place it on the seat LOL...
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03-31-2010, 05:19 PM
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#36 | | I bringith the lowerballerith
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yea i do the mummy at work, i get paid like 3 bucks to take a shit so im down
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03-31-2010, 06:11 PM
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#37 | | Hacked RS to become a mod
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This reminds me of another thread, where most of RSers were a bunch of pussies when it comes to using toilets and urinals.
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03-31-2010, 08:32 PM
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#38 | | Female Driven
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Originally Posted by Gumby I'm #3.
Slightly off topic - my 2-year old son often craps (in his diaper) while standing.
Think about it - while you're standing, your butt cheeks are somewhat clenched! I have no idea how this is possible. It's no wonder his face turns all red when he's pushing. | haha thats kinda cute
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03-31-2010, 08:45 PM
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#39 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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Originally Posted by SkinnyPupp This reminds me of another thread, where most of RSers were a bunch of pussies when it comes to using toilets and urinals. | I remember that one too. Only if it is supremely nasty would I bother with the suspension if it's gonna be quick or tossing some tp on the seat if you're gonna be a while. I know some places have those premade paper things you toss on the seat.
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03-31-2010, 09:45 PM
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#40 | | Need my Daily Fix of RS
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If I see piss and other unidentified substances on the toilet seat then I mummify that shit, if it looks relatively clean then I just do a quick wipe and sit down.
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03-31-2010, 09:49 PM
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#41 | | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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I thought only mainlanders do the frog?
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03-31-2010, 11:55 PM
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#42 | | Female Driven
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^little kids do the frog too :P
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04-01-2010, 02:38 AM
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#43 | | What hasn't Killed me, has made me more tolerant of RS!
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Originally Posted by fi.0922 ^little kids do the frog too :P | How do you know?
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04-01-2010, 04:15 PM
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#44 | | Female Driven
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because i had to take my niece to the washroom once, and yea ==
i did it as a kid too LOL..how else do i pee in the public when i'm so small
mommy carries me and makes me do the frog haha
not tall enough to sit on the toilet, and scared i might fall in it
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04-01-2010, 04:27 PM
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#45 | | They let me be a moderator. LOL
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I hold it till I get home.
Or until I get to a nice restaurant / hotel.
Take a shit before you go out, and you won't have this problem.
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04-02-2010, 12:07 PM
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#46 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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I mummy. Dayuuuum #1 looks hardcore. I'd fall into the toilet. Props to whoever pulls that off
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04-02-2010, 12:08 PM
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#47 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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Originally Posted by SpuGen I hold it till I get home.
Or until I get to a nice restaurant / hotel.
Take a shit before you go out, and you won't have this problem. | people who stay at nice restaurants/hotels can afford high priced hookers that give them anal warts
lol just fucking around
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04-02-2010, 11:28 PM
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#48 | | YOU CANT CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS
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mostly number 3 while training my pokemon
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04-02-2010, 11:40 PM
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#49 | | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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i use suspension + mummy
no part of me touches the toilet except my two hands holding my weight up (hands on top a cushion of toilet paper of course)
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04-03-2010, 08:20 AM
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#50 | | They let me be a moderator. LOL
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Originally Posted by drunkrussian people who stay at nice restaurants/hotels can afford high priced hookers that give them anal warts
lol just fucking around | Lol.
When I used to work at Chop, I made it a mission to wreck the washroom in the morning before my shift started/ restaurant opened.
Those were good times. I never got caught.
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