i like to stack things, its a weird fetish
anything that looks stackable i will attempt to stack until it falls

I take off my seat belt when I'm coming home in my car as soon as I turn into the sidestreets from the main road.

I take off my shirt when I take a dump like George Costanza. I thought I was the only one.

When at home my english is just as broken as my fob g/f and at work I just talk too damn fast and laugh to loud (or so I've been told).
I take off my shirt to when I take a dump but only at home.

- When I'm about to drive somewhere, I never unlock my passenger doors for anyone until I get in the car.

- I used to have a tendency to take things apart to see what was inside, especially as a kid. That became the ability to figure out how to fix things people have given up upon.

- I believe a baby that cries while I'm on the bus or Skytrain will lead to bad things later on in the day.

I only shit in my own toilet. Unless I really have to. Then I head for the closest nice hotel or restaurant. or a friends house.
I wipe the seat before sitting down.

I always take a shit before taking a shower. I always shower before I leave the house. Even if I'm clean and took a shower the night before.
I constantly wash my hands.
- If I touch something unfamiliar (bus, someone's hand, someone's steering wheel)
- Before and after using any computer
- Before fapping / after fapping
- washroom. obviously.

I nag people about using soap when they wash thier hands. Like when you go to the washroom, and your buddy is in there too (like at a club/ restaurant). I hate dirty people.
I wash my hands, and leave the tap on until I grab a paper towel to dry my hands. Then shut it off. I always wait for someone else to open the washroom door. I just washed my hands. I'm not touching that dirty ass handle. Or I grab a paper towel to open it if nobody comes.

I never let people have thier socks on and on my bed.
If someone sleeps on my bed, I wash the sheets after they leave. Otherwise I will not sleep on it.

I'm a "clean" person, but my house is messy as fuck. It's not dirty, just messy.

thanks for describing me too. it's pretty much spot on what i do as well.

to add:

neighbor thought I had psychological problems (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder to be exact) because I washed my car every week in the summer each time doing a small detail job, even if it was raining the next day.

I keep all my electronics in as clean condition as possible, I have a polishing cloth wherever I go. My PSP is always shiny, my phone is always shiny, but my DSi with it's stupid matte colour dosen't shine.

I have some really screwed up memory where I can't remember something that happened yesterday, or even an hour ago. But i can draw that memory a month from now in perfect detail.

And do you?

I think that's way beyond the norms of just being "clean".

same here, always wanted to know what was going on

also,
dont like to blow my nose in public (around strangers or family or gf) because it just seems like poor manners to me

I hope you're serious about this
'cause I do it too! :gayfight:

When I go on RS I need to browse the NWS forum right away.....

For anyone feeling bad about being "weird," let me quote a friend of mine: "it's weird to be normal, it's normal to be weird." :thumbsup:

Some weird things about me:
1) I like to arrange things so that they are parallel or perpendicular to each other (my idea of the "perfect" look)
2) I hate it when my things get rearranged ("perfect" look is ruined)
3) I like to start doing things at the hour or at the half (easier to keep track of time)
4) I take my pants off completely for #2 (more freedom :p)
5) I adjust my watches 'til the seconds of the digital display are in-sync with the second hand
6) If I find a song I like on Youtube, I'll keep looping it (sometimes for an hour or more)

if i have a burger and fries, i have to eat the fries before eating the burger. i wont even touch it before i have my fill of fries...

Same here w/ the fries - it's like the appetizer. lol

When I set the alarm to go to work, I like to set multiple alarms.
For example, if i have to wake up at 7, I will set an alarm at 5am, 6am, 6:30am, 6:45am, 6:50 and 7:00am the night before.

I hate the feeling of waking up and have to get out of bed immediately. I like the feeling of knowing I still have some time left to sleep.

i'm sweating about my first post.

I can't eat chicken with skin , any skin + food . I hate fat on meat , I try to take it off asap , even if it's a small piece.

I like symmetry , anything that is not symmetric can piss me off .

I tend to check things 1427245208592 times , like " did I log off ? "

I like even numbers , odd numbers work only if they can be divided by 5 ie if I search something like flickr.com , I only look at even and /5 pages

checking out chicks , I don't think its any weird but somehow people around me give me that " are u sick ? are u maniac ? " look , I feel like " what ? look at dat ass " when this happens

i like clean things , its just retarded , I mean I detail cars on weekends and when boss says " do a final check over " ( supposed to take 10 minutes ) it can take 4 damn hours haha , I redo a lot of things because they're not up to my standards . Same with cleaning my place , camera ...everything

idk , I have a lot of weird habits , just can't remember em all now .

-I always place my car keys parrallel on my desk so if its not parrallel that means someone took it for a drive or touched it.

-I try to avoid or drive slow on non smooth streets to prevent rock chips like the one on king edward from fraser to knight....

-I try to park away from cars as far as possible

-I always rinse my hair in the morning to fix my bed hair.

-I cant take a piss in a urinal if someone is next to me or behind me. it feels awkward.. so most of the time i go into a stall to piss if theres alot of people in the washroom.

-When ever i see alot of blood, i get light headed

when I take a shit, I feel more free by removing one leg out of my pants, but not both like others have took their pants off.

At night I put my highbeams on when I pull into my neighborhood heading home ( when there is no cars on the road ) cause I would hate to hit an animal or WHY so close to home.

If there is nothing on TV I like to watch, I just leave it on Channel 2. The noise sounds familiar, and I just surf online with Channel 2 in the background.

When I go online, I have a ritual of websites and emails I must check, otherwise I feel mis-informed on certain things.(dont worry RS your one of them)

I make random weird noises while i play games as a taunting... but occasionally i do it when i dont play games..

My call sign during COD or Bad Company

Kaakaaa kaakaaa kakaaa (like a crow)
seeal seeeeeal seeeeeaal ( pokemon = seal )
Magiiiiicarp carp carp magi carp carp (pokemon = magicarp)
Dooooo Gonggggg doooo gonggg gongggg ( pokemon = doo gong)


Sooo, if you ever hear these noises on COD... you know its me lol haha (that and your about to get rolledddddd


Also im the dirtiest clean person my friends know apparently..
Usually have clothing, dishs, cans, and crap all over my room.. but there all arranged in some sort of grouped pattern scattered across my room..

i fap near the women's washroom

same here, i seriously thought i was the only one, or it was just all the weed that did the damage..

-i also dont eat a burger till i at least get half way through my fries
-i wash my hands 3 times after fapping(weird habit from early teens lol)
-im very messy, but i remember where i put everything and if anything gets moved i flip out
-i always have to shit or pee before my shower in the morning

im sure theres a shit load more, just cant remember everything right now

Lol, speaking of weird hockey supserstitions... As a goalie, everytime I hop on and off the ice, I never touch the blue line unless it's in-game. :p

ah yes.

also I am paranoid I think I may be distancing myself to certain people, but those that are close to me I stay close.

fucked up eh

I enjoy the smell of my own farts

me 2 cept i wont do it anywhere but home or a family members place

same