Awesome thread! Everyone has an inner weirdo. Those that "don't" are just repressed.

Me too. Even if I'm just leaving a note for myself on the computer that I'll delete later.

There's many times I could have used your help.

To sleep otherwise is weird.

I like how people are getting more "open" as the thread develops.

When I take a dump at home. I'm completely naked. I can take a shit anywhere because I love to shit
I like to keep everything I own organized to remember where I keep it and get rattled when people move it
I say whatevers on my mind even if its totally uncalled for and inapropriate
In my closest, I arrange my clothes from nicest to shittiest

^x2. when im at home i take a dump completely naked. i cant shit anywhere other than home. only if it was a complete emergency and there was no way to make it home, then ill shit in other peoples toilet. i remember a couple years back i had to take a dump at our family friends house. instead of going there. i drove 20 mins home. took a deuce. and drove the 20 mins back. lol

This is more related to work in general, whenever I work on a Photoshop/Tiff file, I never ever flatten the images because for some weird reason I think I'll have the time in the future to edit or refine that work. I'll also have 7-8 versions of that same file too.

:haha: like George Costanza

haha great episode

to add ontop of the so many washrooom stories

- in public i alway put toliet paper on the seat so my ass never touches the plastic.
also take pants off for 1 leg and bring it up the other leg so it never touches the ground.
- i always put my phone ontop of toliet paper on top of the toliet paper dispenser to prevent the fear of it falling anywhere in a public washroom.

- i always use the toliet to take a piss in fear that using a stall will cause piss to bounce off and onto my clothes.

- when im in a public washroom where only 1 person can use it at a time, once i start pissing, i start to take steps back to see how far i can shoot my piss.

i wash my socks, underwear, and towel seperately.

i love to wear hoods

whenever i go on a computer, i always have a tab for revscene, a new composition page for email, and google news.

80% of my shirts are black

on rainy/snowy/dusty areas, i always make my friends sit in the car and tap their shoes out side before they get in.

if my friend decides to smoke before getting in my car, i open their window for a good 3 minutes and lock it so they cant close it lol.

im dead serious!

"andd... we'll just put a little sear on that steak. you just wanna put it on high heat and give it a quick sear, but dont worry if its not cooked inside, because we'll finish it in the oven!"

LOL

are you sure you arent autistic?

i take off my shirt when i take a dump at home too haha

You just want to be on TV don't you! You want to be famous.

I do a fucked up thing before each meal. Been doing it for atleast 15 years...

I have to chew the first 3 spoonfuls in a specific order on my teeth going from left to right, then from right to left, and the final one is I go left to right, then right to left. After that, it's open season on my food.

And when using a urinal, if there is a cig butt or peice of gum in there, I pretend I'm at war and have to fully submerge it.
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I used to do that until the box I have to hold them doesn't fit anymore...

- I can't work unless everything around my work area is clean/organized. I sometimes spend hours cleaning up my work area before I feel it's good enough to start.
- I enjoy organizing other people's stuff. My room is messy as hell but I can spend a whole hour organizing and cleaning up the entire souvenir shop when I was on the ferry.
- I collect clothing tags and VIP club cards or points cards
- I enjoy traveling. I'll get super hyped up about 8hrs bus ride; 12hs train ride; 18hrs flights in confined spaces.
- I like being in a confined space. My dream house is a 600sq ft studio.
- My favorite color/style/clothing change ever month. Same with my hair salon/dentist/nail place/spa. I never really go to the same place more than twice.
- I like to find 10 reasons why NOT to buy something before actually buying it
- I'm obsessed with coffee mugs and glasses and water bottles and anything that can hold liquid. I have 3 coffee mugs in the office alone.

in the morning, when i get the morning wood, i DO NOT piss into the toilet. Because its very hard to aim and fucking piss sprays everywhere other than the toilet.

I piss into my bathtub and then i spray it down the drain with my shower head.



i also piss in the tub if im about to take a shower.

^heres a lifehack.

if you have morning wood, wash your hands in warm water.

my computer icons have to be in specific clusters on my desktop

More fun to just rub one out.

Another one for being completely naked when taking a shit at home.

And I hate people who don't put thier chopsticks parrallel with the top of thier bowl or plate.
I HATE people who just jam it in the food.
I think it's just a manners thing though. But fuck.

I also refuse to put on a shirt at home.
If people come over I might put on a shirt, or a hoodie but not zip it, or zip it halfway
I have really awkward dinners at home when my moms friends come over lol. Assuming I'm at home.

I really hate people hugging/touching me except my immediate family. I've actually pushed off girls giving me a hug when i don't want them to.

When i'm spending, i either penny pinch or go all out there's no in between.

you speak of manners, but you don't wear clothes when guests are over. thumbs up

a large majority of my friends have no idea why i spend so much time/money on cars.

One thing my buddies comment is when we have a blaze session at my place. Il always sneak away for 30 min or so and make the place spotless. Dishes,garbage, dining room, prepare lunch for tomo, etc. Then il sit down and continue blazing like nothings happened.
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im unnaturally comfortably being naked..

I AM A WANNABE BALLER. Even though I drive a Honda Fit, I like to go to a vancouver car forum and post pictures of other people's exotics and claim them as mine. When someone calls me out, I like to make up an excuse of being in China.

I take everything out of my pockets when I sit down.
I can only gel my hair after I come out of the shower.
I only eat pizza after it's been refrigerated.

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