When I shower, I only put soap on my face, pits, and crotch. Everything else is rinse only.

It's just a pasttime, and if I have something to do, I'd do it first. It's not like it makes me uneasy in any way

I used to put my chopsticks on top of the bowl or on the plate the bowl was on, until a friend told me it was rude to NOT put them inside the bowl. A bunch of friends and their older family members have since told me the same thing.

Same reason I hold my chopsticks pretty high - just trying to fit in with the tradition....

when out in public and someone around me sounds really sick and they sneeze/cough i sometimes hold my breathe so i don't inhale the germs haha

do u mean like never or u still soap/wash/loofah ur whole body once in a while. ur feets, behind ears?

if its never, im sorry but i find that extremely dirty.

:lol I dunno why so many people have problems taking shits at places other then their home. I have a friend exactly like you. Instead of taking a shit at my house, he went home then came back 30 mins later, I was like WTF :haha: I can take a shit anywhere. When you gotta go you gotta go

I don't like the sight of other peoples' bare feet.

Exactly! Grow a pair of nuts you fucking pussies!

I guess a lot of people nowadays are germaphobic.

I love shitting at work.

what the fuck? LOL

I drink strawberry milk cold and chocolate milk warm only. When I walk, I try to avoid stepping on the cracks on the side walk. When I take a leak at home, I never do it standing up (no chance of splashing/splattering,etc). I have flushable wet wipes at work for the washroom. When I wash my hands, I always leave water in my left hand, so that I can wash my right hand off after turning the faucet off.

me too. i love getting paid for taking my time while shitting.

I wouldn't go as far as to say I LOVE taking a crap at work, but I certainly have no qualms about doing so. :p

i like the comfort of my own throne at home. i need to sit down for like 20 mins and enjoy the experience. i can get alot of messaging done within that time

plus whey protien and taking a shit isnt exactly nicest smelling thing in the world. lol

i take fast craps. when i say fast, i mean 3-5 minutes on average. i have some frds who take like 10-20 minutes for a crap, wtf do u guys do in there?

i know some people read magazines and all that crap inside the crapper, but wouldnt it be nicer to read it somewhere else? maybe over a cup of coffee?

heres my guide on how to take fast craps :

1. walk into washroom
2. take off pants
3. crap
4. wipe
5. put on pants
6. book it

???? HOW LONG CAN THAT BE

but when you take fast craps you have to go when the "moment" is there
still have to wait until it wants to come out

like people go to church every sunday, i have to take a crap every morning religiously

1 minute.

dump and go.

^ for a good 7 years I was like that but then somehow recently I haven't had the urge in the mornings

Today I was talking to a girl in lecture and she has 2 pens out for writing our papers, I asked to borrow one and shes like... ok and immediately goes and looks for another pen. Apparently she has this habit of switching pens half way through.

ya a fast crap is totally possible. but usually the time in the shitter is the only time in the day i have to relax and take it easy and be by myself. other than that its work and the go go go mentality. no time for breaks

Only recently I realized that the personal crapper can be very peaceful and a time to meditate. I'm usually playing "Action Hero" or "The Game Of Life" on my iPod though.

yeah, can't relax on revscene also, it's a gang war between members vs trolls.

3-5 minutes is already long for my liking... I like to be in and out in under two minutes.

I don't get that... I would only go when I need to go.

-I'm pretty superstitious about some things, but I try to keep that under-wraps. I've been known to have a black cat cross in-front of my car, which resulted in me taking a "new" route to my destination.

-I think I put to much faith in fate for some other things, usually results in shitty results, haha

I'm having a mental block right now, but I've definitely got more to add.

Speaking of crap. Am I the only one who listens to his ipod while on the shitter?