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flagella 04-09-2010 11:21 PM

Some funny Craigslist ad.
 
http://semo.craigslist.org/cto/1672654758.html

Quote:

Looking for a first car for a teen? This car is absolutely brilliant. It’s got low mileage (68k), has been super reliable, and is excellent on gas. Since you’re likely paying for the gas, this will make things much cheaper on you. I average like 37MPG to a tank. And with such low mileage, it’ll work great for a long long time.

But you wanna know the best reason to buy this car for your kid?

It’s slow as shit. You don’t have to worry about speeding tickets or accidents in this baby. Your kid could have a 1 mile run and hit a brick wall not wearing a seatbelt and not be going fast enough to do shit. And there won’t be any sense in him getting some shitty ass fart can off of eBay – this car has the super slow SPI engine, no sense in trying to make it any faster. It’s a 4-door, so your kid won’t try to put gay ass Lambo doors on it. It is still possible to fit this with a body kit, but if you’d like, for an extra $200, I can stab him in the face if he does this.

It’s a 5-speed, so your kid can’t talk on his cell phone while playing Gameboy and smoking pot – he’ll have to actually pay attention. It also means you won’t have to pay for an automatic transmission when your kid beats the hell out of it. It’s got a new clutch and new tires, so you’ll know if he does burnouts. After all, I’m sure YOU’RE the one paying for tires, right? It’s got an aftermarket head unit in it, so your kid won’t fuck it up when him and his buddies try to wire in a “phat ass system”. It’s already had the speakers replaced too, so he won’t have to tear the door cards on and then look like a retard when he can’t get them back on. It’s got manual windows too, so he can’t fuck up the window motors when he rolls one of his friends heads up in it as a joke. A new battery means when he leaves his headlights on, it won’t leave you totally stranded.

But really though, one of the best parts is that, because it is a 4 door, it will be somewhat embarrassing for him to be seen in. I’m sure you get pissed at him from time to time. Hell, you’re probably mad at him for harassing you into buying him a first car. So get this one. It has no A/C, so you’ll know he’s suffering every time you get mad at him. Pretty satisfying. It’ll bring a smile to your face too, to know he’s rolling around looking like a faggot in a Ford Focus.

So buy this car for your kid. You won’t regret it

The_AK 04-09-2010 11:29 PM

repost,
copy pasta too

flagella 04-09-2010 11:32 PM

fuck repost? there have to be some people who haven't seen this.

Narayan 04-10-2010 07:03 AM

i havent... pretty good shit

ra604 04-10-2010 06:55 PM

lol so funny...someone's gotta buy this dope car

-EuroRSN- 04-10-2010 09:56 PM

LOL this is good!

Armani Exchange 04-11-2010 01:32 AM

HAHAHAHAH IT'S SLOW AS SHIT

gearshifter 04-11-2010 03:47 AM

LOL
I cant tell if he is actually trying to sell the car or trying to make a joke of it! Haha

jpark 04-11-2010 09:52 AM

lol i havnt seen it, its pretty damn hilarious though

FI-Z33 04-11-2010 01:32 PM

hahaa that's pretty hilarious

shenmecar 04-11-2010 03:39 PM

I've seen this one before but still funny.

LexiSauce 04-11-2010 05:23 PM

LOL i wonder if he has sold it yet

ae101 04-14-2010 10:26 PM

i found this ad as i was looking for an ipod

Quote:

Lost Ipod
Date: 2010-04-14, 2:34PM PDT
Reply to: sale-tpknq-1692424785@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Lost ipod i think its a nano 8GB with a black protective cover on it. If found please respond to posting.

Thanks, Rob

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/nv...692424785.html

i find it funny cuz the description of his ipod is like oh i duno a billions ipods in the lower mainland, so this guy needs to do a better job of scamming ppl

Vansterdam 04-15-2010 06:28 AM

lol noob ^

hotjoint 04-15-2010 08:19 AM

haha yeah I've seen this before but still a funny read

ae101 04-15-2010 10:20 PM

anyone wanna make some fast cash with musis

Quote:

WTB your mp3s - $10 (lower mainland)
Date: 2010-04-10, 8:03PM PDT
Reply to: sale-njsj8-1686405316@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I want to buy your mp3,Ac3,files I have lost my music library.and want to buy yours, I will pay you $10 a gig . I will bring my laptop and external hard drive and copy and
export your library in 2 to 10min. The easiest money you will ever make I am looking for 70's rock, 80's , 90s, CW, 2000, and jazz. You have a 100gigs you make a fast 100 bucks.
Thanks for looking.
http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/va...686405316.html

i might email this guy later

Si 04-15-2010 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ae101 (Post 6908878)
anyone wanna make some fast cash with musis



http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/va...686405316.html

i might email this guy later

Burn him a few DVDs or something; don't want some random dude putting a virus on my laptop

says $10 for a gig?
then says 100gigs = $100? :confused:

FN-2199 04-15-2010 11:15 PM

LOL I'm sold.

BMW135i 04-15-2010 11:28 PM

omg,+1 for the seller

LenovoTurbo 04-16-2010 12:28 AM

haha, good read.

orange7 04-16-2010 12:41 AM

haha.. someone should call him to check if it's still there..

NiceRicer 04-16-2010 01:45 AM

http://nanaimo.en.craigslist.ca/rvs/1660081818.html

shenmecar 05-09-2010 10:33 AM

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/nv...732190032.html

lonelydriver 05-09-2010 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_AK (Post 6900326)
repost,
copy pasta too

He is right and he doesn't deserve a FAIL. Here is the original post from last year:

http://www.revscene.net/forums/showp...9&postcount=19

flagella 05-09-2010 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shenmecar (Post 6944679)

So rare it's got blue wipers.


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