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04-09-2010, 11:21 PM
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#1 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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http://semo.craigslist.org/cto/1672654758.html Quote:
Looking for a first car for a teen? This car is absolutely brilliant. It’s got low mileage (68k), has been super reliable, and is excellent on gas. Since you’re likely paying for the gas, this will make things much cheaper on you. I average like 37MPG to a tank. And with such low mileage, it’ll work great for a long long time.
But you wanna know the best reason to buy this car for your kid?
It’s slow as shit. You don’t have to worry about speeding tickets or accidents in this baby. Your kid could have a 1 mile run and hit a brick wall not wearing a seatbelt and not be going fast enough to do shit. And there won’t be any sense in him getting some shitty ass fart can off of eBay – this car has the super slow SPI engine, no sense in trying to make it any faster. It’s a 4-door, so your kid won’t try to put gay ass Lambo doors on it. It is still possible to fit this with a body kit, but if you’d like, for an extra $200, I can stab him in the face if he does this.
It’s a 5-speed, so your kid can’t talk on his cell phone while playing Gameboy and smoking pot – he’ll have to actually pay attention. It also means you won’t have to pay for an automatic transmission when your kid beats the hell out of it. It’s got a new clutch and new tires, so you’ll know if he does burnouts. After all, I’m sure YOU’RE the one paying for tires, right? It’s got an aftermarket head unit in it, so your kid won’t fuck it up when him and his buddies try to wire in a “phat ass system”. It’s already had the speakers replaced too, so he won’t have to tear the door cards on and then look like a retard when he can’t get them back on. It’s got manual windows too, so he can’t fuck up the window motors when he rolls one of his friends heads up in it as a joke. A new battery means when he leaves his headlights on, it won’t leave you totally stranded.
But really though, one of the best parts is that, because it is a 4 door, it will be somewhat embarrassing for him to be seen in. I’m sure you get pissed at him from time to time. Hell, you’re probably mad at him for harassing you into buying him a first car. So get this one. It has no A/C, so you’ll know he’s suffering every time you get mad at him. Pretty satisfying. It’ll bring a smile to your face too, to know he’s rolling around looking like a faggot in a Ford Focus.
So buy this car for your kid. You won’t regret it
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04-09-2010, 11:29 PM
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#2 | | Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?"
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repost,
copy pasta too
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Originally Posted by toyota86  the guys over at lambo vancouver said there are 60-70 pre-orders already. don't quote me though. | | |
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04-09-2010, 11:32 PM
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#3 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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fuck repost? there have to be some people who haven't seen this.
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04-10-2010, 07:03 AM
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#4 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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i havent... pretty good shit
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04-10-2010, 06:55 PM
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#5 | | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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lol so funny...someone's gotta buy this dope car
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04-10-2010, 09:56 PM
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#6 | | Kick' In' Duh' Bass
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LOL this is good!
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04-11-2010, 01:32 AM
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#7 | | Wunder? Wonder?? Wander???
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HAHAHAHAH IT'S SLOW AS SHIT
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04-11-2010, 03:47 AM
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#8 | | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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LOL
I cant tell if he is actually trying to sell the car or trying to make a joke of it! Haha
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04-11-2010, 09:52 AM
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#9 | | no
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lol i havnt seen it, its pretty damn hilarious though
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04-11-2010, 01:32 PM
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#10 | | Female Driven
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hahaa that's pretty hilarious
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04-11-2010, 03:39 PM
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#11 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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I've seen this one before but still funny.
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04-11-2010, 05:23 PM
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#12 | | Proud to be called a RS Regular!
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LOL i wonder if he has sold it yet
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04-14-2010, 10:26 PM
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#13 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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i found this ad as i was looking for an ipod Quote:
Lost Ipod
Date: 2010-04-14, 2:34PM PDT
Reply to: sale-tpknq-1692424785@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Lost ipod i think its a nano 8GB with a black protective cover on it. If found please respond to posting.
Thanks, Rob
| http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/nv...692424785.html
i find it funny cuz the description of his ipod is like oh i duno a billions ipods in the lower mainland, so this guy needs to do a better job of scamming ppl
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Originally Posted by hk20000 I went up to a cute chick and asked her if she'd let me take a photo of her for $30 she slapped me, she said to me that "I AIN'T A WHORE!"
But other than that I have seen every car on display in DTP just by cruising about in Richmond, thank you very much for collecting them together and get someone to sing a cover for "fuck you".
OH FUCK YOU OH OH OOOOH~ | Quote:
Originally Posted by Neva wtf man? what the hell kind of women do you go for? spca is for animals not dates... | | |
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04-15-2010, 06:28 AM
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#14 | | ESKETIT
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lol noob ^
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04-15-2010, 08:19 AM
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#15 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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haha yeah I've seen this before but still a funny read
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04-15-2010, 10:20 PM
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#16 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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anyone wanna make some fast cash with musis Quote:
WTB your mp3s - $10 (lower mainland)
Date: 2010-04-10, 8:03PM PDT
Reply to: sale-njsj8-1686405316@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
I want to buy your mp3,Ac3,files I have lost my music library.and want to buy yours, I will pay you $10 a gig . I will bring my laptop and external hard drive and copy and
export your library in 2 to 10min. The easiest money you will ever make I am looking for 70's rock, 80's , 90s, CW, 2000, and jazz. You have a 100gigs you make a fast 100 bucks.
Thanks for looking.
| http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/va...686405316.html
i might email this guy later
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Originally Posted by hk20000 I went up to a cute chick and asked her if she'd let me take a photo of her for $30 she slapped me, she said to me that "I AIN'T A WHORE!"
But other than that I have seen every car on display in DTP just by cruising about in Richmond, thank you very much for collecting them together and get someone to sing a cover for "fuck you".
OH FUCK YOU OH OH OOOOH~ | Quote:
Originally Posted by Neva wtf man? what the hell kind of women do you go for? spca is for animals not dates... | | |
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04-15-2010, 11:09 PM
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#17 | | What hasn't Killed me, has made me more tolerant of RS!
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Originally Posted by ae101 | Burn him a few DVDs or something; don't want some random dude putting a virus on my laptop
says $10 for a gig?
then says 100gigs = $100?  | |
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04-15-2010, 11:15 PM
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#18 | | not the mod you're looking for
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LOL I'm sold.
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04-15-2010, 11:28 PM
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#19 | | 14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
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omg,+1 for the seller
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04-16-2010, 12:28 AM
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#20 | | Need to Seek Professional Help
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haha, good read.
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04-16-2010, 12:41 AM
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#21 | | Banned (ABWS)
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haha.. someone should call him to check if it's still there..
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04-16-2010, 01:45 AM
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#22 | | I am Hook'd on RS
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05-09-2010, 10:33 AM
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#23 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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05-09-2010, 12:49 PM
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#24 | | Proud to be called a RS Regular!
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Originally Posted by The_AK repost,
copy pasta too | He is right and he doesn't deserve a FAIL. Here is the original post from last year: http://www.revscene.net/forums/showp...9&postcount=19 | |
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05-09-2010, 02:24 PM
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#25 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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