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Old 04-12-2010, 03:42 PM   #76
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Back in Vancouver 15 years ago, this motherfucker in high school slapped my female friend.
we egged his house almost every weekend for 2 months. And then when we found out his whole family went back to Taiwan for the summer and his house was empty, we stuck his garden hose in the mailslot, and left the water running.
wow.... now thats mean!
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Old 04-12-2010, 03:43 PM   #77
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I'd say stake out with two of those homemade spike strips, set up with fishing rods on the main road, on either side of your house.
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Old 04-12-2010, 03:46 PM   #78
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Back in Vancouver 15 years ago, this motherfucker in high school slapped my female friend.
we egged his house almost every weekend for 2 months. And then when we found out his whole family went back to Taiwan for the summer and his house was empty, we stuck his garden hose in the mailslot, and left the water running.

YO MAN THATS FUCKIN' HARDCORE
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Old 04-12-2010, 04:01 PM   #79
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Back in Vancouver 15 years ago, this motherfucker in high school slapped my female friend.
we egged his house almost every weekend for 2 months. And then when we found out his whole family went back to Taiwan for the summer and his house was empty, we stuck his garden hose in the mailslot, and left the water running.
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Old 04-12-2010, 04:17 PM   #80
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I'd say stake out with two of those homemade spike strips, set up with fishing rods on the main road, on either side of your house.
Spike strips... old school NFS style
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Old 04-12-2010, 05:00 PM   #81
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Old 04-12-2010, 05:43 PM   #82
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damm, in the winter i used to get these fuckers who walk around my block throwing snowballs at my windows, caught them once luckily and forced them to eat the snow. You should make em eat raw eggs
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Old 04-12-2010, 07:47 PM   #83
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Back in Vancouver 15 years ago, this motherfucker in high school slapped my female friend.
we egged his house almost every weekend for 2 months. And then when we found out his whole family went back to Taiwan for the summer and his house was empty, we stuck his garden hose in the mailslot, and left the water running.
wow that is cruel lol
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^ especially considering it was only a slap (you pussies) and they trashed the guys PARENTS house... fucking morons.
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Old 04-12-2010, 08:01 PM   #85
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Back in Vancouver 15 years ago, this motherfucker in high school slapped my female friend.
we egged his house almost every weekend for 2 months. And then when we found out his whole family went back to Taiwan for the summer and his house was empty, we stuck his garden hose in the mailslot, and left the water running.
why would you involve his house in it where other people live you fucking faggot?
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You faggot, why are you destroying SOMEONE ELSES property? Where's the honor in that? Don't be a pussy, challenge him to a fight next time he slaps your bitch.
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good idea with the camera in the car but also have 2 friends with a parked car at both ends of the block, if u see them coming by, call ur friend, tell him to move his car to the middle of other parked cars, boxing thoes guys in, and have ur other friend blocking out the other end so theres no escape and call the cops right away after that and show them the video.
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Old 04-12-2010, 10:26 PM   #88
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Back in Vancouver 15 years ago, this motherfucker in high school slapped my female friend.
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Back in Vancouver 15 years ago, this motherfucker in high school slapped my female friend.
we kidnapped his parents and locked them in my garage for 2 weeks. And then we decided to make a human sized food processor and blended that mother fucker up. We then made paddys out of him and BBQ'd it up in my backyard and fed it to his parents. Now knowing his house is empty.. we set that place on fire and called Dominoes to deliver pizza there. Me and my friends hid in the bushes and secretly watched the Dominoes guys walk up to the house and I whispered to my friends, "DING-DONG It's Do-- oh wait." Anyways, My friends and I ended up gang banging that chick that got slapped and asked if that dudes parents wants in.

True story.

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Just do a stake out and set up some homemade spike strips on each end of the block ready to deploy when they come round again, to blow their tires when they try to run. It'll make chasing easier. Then hit them with paintballs and bats. This is starting to sound a bit like Monster Hunter, lol.

Even if you don't get them out of their cars, I'm sure they won't come around again after you've trashed the jeep and blown its tires. And if they book it, well you've got evidence.
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sit in another car and wait till they come egg u again and then follow them in the other car after u see them throw at your car
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Back in Vancouver 15 years ago, this motherfucker in high school slapped my female friend.
we kidnapped his parents and locked them in my garage for 2 weeks. And then we decided to make a human sized food processor and blended that mother fucker up. We then made paddys out of him and BBQ'd it up in my backyard and fed it to his parents. Now knowing his house is empty.. we set that place on fire and called Dominoes to deliver pizza there. Me and my friends hid in the bushes and secretly watched the Dominoes guys walk up to the house and I whispered to my friends, "DING-DONG It's Do-- oh wait." Anyways, My friends and I ended up gang banging that chick that got slapped and asked if that dudes parents wants in.

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You should sit in a car, by yourself, waiting for them. When they come, jump out in your HARDGAY outfit and go "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO". Remember to do your pelvic thrust when you're walking towards those punks.

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almost forgot about this thread, FRIDAY IS COMING QUICK! what if they dont show? you guys gonna stake out sat too?
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you should get a rifle and shoot the mailman next time he comes onto your property,

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