There was a clais feeding birds with bread crumbs at the save on in Richmond with the liqour store all the cars had bird shit on them because of her
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yeah i've noticed the black car gets shitted on much more than a white car. i'm thinking its probably the reflection of the light

birds don't like shitting on dirty cars
I haven't washed my truck in three years and it never gets shit on

If ya wanna kill em tho and not get in trouble for it feed em rice if they eat enough it will rupture their stomach.

I know how you feel.

I hate birds.

do you park underneath a lamp post infront of your house? one time i parked under a lamp post infront of the school, after about 3 hours it was covered with bird shit- it had so much bird shit i thought someone grabbed birds and made them shit on my car.

Birds are assholes.

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taking public transit would be easier :rolleyes:

get a scare crow :p .

haha i think we all fucking hate birds. i dunno what it is but my aunt's black suv always gets shit on. doesn't matter which side of the driveway she takes, the birds instinctively poop on her car 2 or 3 times more often than they do on my red EF.

hang some aluminum pans on your car

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a3...ebirdOwned.jpg

almost happened to me once

i get it too, almost everyday, fuck

get a fake owl and put it on your roof :)

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kinda thread jacking, but lemme just show you guys a pic of what happened to me last last winter.
just a regular winter day. was about to head up to grouse for some snowboarding.
stop by mcdicks to get a breakfast muffin, eating it while i'm driving. then BAM!!!
scared the fuck outta me i almost dropped my sausage and egg mcmuffin.
bird flew into my windshield and got stuck in my windshield wipers...it was still alive at the moment... i remembered screaming/yelling FKKK HOLY SHTTTT WTFFF AGHHH while its beaks were still opening and closing at the time. it died sometime just before i pulled over :( then i just got it out with a stick and buried it in some snow.
(fuck, i just tried looking for the pic through GBs worth of external harddrives for 2 hours and can't find the damn pic! i'll ask my friend if she still has the pic tomorrow, but it's a really priceless pic!!)

^ Fuck bird pic of girl instead
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so where to buy pellet gun locally ?

amen

x2

Now image the life of a shiny head bald guy :( those birds are out to get me. :mad:

problem solved

be careful where u park and carry quick detailer and a roll of paper towels in your trunk.
thats about all you can do

Paper towels would probably be a bad idea