Birds keeping shi*tting on my car
 

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Is your car white?
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Park underground?
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dont piss off the birds.
I used to work at the keg in burnaby. Everyone knows around that area and BCIT there are TONS of crows. One day I decided to do a powerslide into them. Now everytime I park the car there birdshit ALL OVER

find one of the birds, hold it down, and take a long shit on it. That will teach em!, that or a car cover or something lol

they love to drop it like its hot yo

keep a pellet gun handy, and show them what happens if they hang out around your car

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i fucking hate birds...

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Best way is to hunt them down lol
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I heard that if you get a slice of bread, soak it in draino and feed it to them, it apparently blows up their stomach.

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Kill the birds problem solved
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lol so they remember your car? wtf!

It doesn't matter. As long as the car reflects an immense amount of light, they will shit on it. Basically anything super shiny.

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Get a car cover. :)

my parking rules:
1) never under a pole, or power line.
2) never near a roof or shade.
3) never under a tree or signage.

did u ever piss the birds off?
birds remember human faces, so i guess they can remember specific cars too

just shoot the next bird that shits on ur car

Get a new paint job. :D

:lol

don't think birds are that stupid but i'm not saying they have the ability to remember a car :p

wha? birds shit their pants when they see shiny things? good god.

Yeah park somewhere else.. My car gets pelted quite often in the summer when my car's always clean. Keep quick detailer and some microfibers in your car to wipe it off asap.

That shit can eat through your clear if you dont get it off. Just sayin..

But seriously I know how you feel. I was debating getting a pellet gun and keeping it in my car and just spray when I see a big group of crows.. Buuuuut that would probably backfire somehow