a microfiber would be better but i only do this when the car has been recently washed.
like i washed it yesterday and i woke up to a splat on my window and door today.
pretty sure the paper towels didnt do any harm considering the car was clean.

if theres dirt on the car, i wont really touch it with anything.
i'll just wash the whole damn thing if a bird shits on it.

f'in hard to keep a clean car! damn

a roll of Blue Shop Towels would be good. I keep my Quick Detailer and that in my car... though now that i bought a nice Waffle Microfiber from Ken i keep that in my car, makes live so simple

^Do you by any chance keep in contact with Josh? I'm assuming you're driving your spec around now :p

i just cant stand the thought of wiping bird shit with a perfectly good microfiber :D

Well thats what they're made for:D
Canadian Tire sells a pack of like 3 or something for pretty cheap..
MF is better than paper towel for sure

Costco has a giant brick (like 16 towels) of yellow MF towels for like $12.

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Birds love to shit on things that doesn't look like the ground... and they target it for fun!

I remember my english teacher was saying how birds usually shit on something that looks like water, so if you have this highly detailed black car coming out of a garage, approximately 89% your car would get shit on it soon.

i just washed my aunt's SUV yesterday and this morning there's bird shit on the roof :lol

Stop fucking complaining, be thankful you are alive and living in a peaceful part of the world asshole, fucking hell.

I get bird shit on my car all the time.
This one day at work, I have literally witnessed a crow land on the roof of my car, walk a few steps, take a big watery shit, and fly off.
:fuuuuu:

^ lol :lol