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Old 05-31-2010, 12:19 AM   #26
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Old 05-31-2010, 12:22 AM   #27
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I'd go back with Viagra and then start Playboy before Hugh Hefner did.
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Old 05-31-2010, 12:24 AM   #28
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I would bring back an airborne disease and the cure for it.. sit back and take over the world
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If you were able to go back in time, say back to the 50's, what one piece of technology would you take with you? Don't worry about logistics (ie: unleaded gas for vehicles, modern outlets for electronic gadgets, etc). What would you show off?

I can think of two things. The first would be an iPod loaded with modern day rock and metal. The second would be a car, something like a Ferrari F430 or a Porsche 997 GT3. Show off what the respective companies will be making half a century in the future.

What would you take?
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Old 05-31-2010, 01:10 AM   #35
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i'll just bring another time machine back to the present, cuz i know i'd forget shit.
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Old 05-31-2010, 03:05 AM   #36
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Old 05-31-2010, 04:08 AM   #37
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A book listing the scores of every sports event. so I can bet on them all like in Back to the future.

cell phone would be useless.... with no towers.

What is Sports Almanac for $500 Alex?
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Old 05-31-2010, 06:18 AM   #38
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Old 05-31-2010, 08:42 AM   #39
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did you just watch hot tub time machine and made the thread?
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Old 05-31-2010, 09:45 AM   #40
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Old 05-31-2010, 09:46 AM   #41
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I'd go back with Viagra and then start Playboy before Hugh Hefner did.
Hahahaha

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Old 05-31-2010, 10:11 AM   #42
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I'd bring an army of poachers to hunt down that fucking monkey that gave AIDS to Africa. Then the whole world can thank me by having their bitches fuck me bareback all day long. Syphilis and Chlamydia can't kill you!
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Old 05-31-2010, 10:23 AM   #43
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I will bring Microsoft's product and replace Bill Gate.

Adding google earth to increase governemnt's military ability and slowly work my way up as a weapon manufacturer and make a movie of myself named "iron man"
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Old 05-31-2010, 10:39 AM   #45
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Who are you going to show Bieber to in the 50s, when the mom was born in 1976.

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Old 05-31-2010, 02:51 PM   #46
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I'd bring a laptop.

1. Save all the winning lottery numbers from all the lotteries around the world.
2. Save the changes in stock and commodity prices up to today.

Then I'd go back in time with a 998 Turbo and live my pimped out life.
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Old 05-31-2010, 05:09 PM   #47
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1. bring epidemics to kill off the human population. We are the cancer to Earth

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2. Show them the damage done to our mother Earth in 2010...and start saving the planet. If it doesn't work...go to 1.
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Old 05-31-2010, 06:12 PM   #48
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Old 05-31-2010, 08:47 PM   #49
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sorry I have to fail you on this. Remember cell/smart phone's won't work for anything 20+yrs older.


I would bring a ipod with tons of music/movies as well. What I would also bring is a PS3 for the hard drive computer tech and the games of course.
well the OP did state don't worry about the logistics. And I was thinking more to the side of processing power on the size of a small notepad
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Old 06-01-2010, 04:41 AM   #50
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The ipods of today would blow away peoples minds even from the 80's, not to mention the 50's.

Imagine telling people you could have access to every song they had ever heard in their life instantly within the palm of their hand!

I remember back in 97ish when i was a young lad and Diamond came out with one of the first portable Mp3 players that could only hold 6-7 songs, and we thought that thing was fantastic!

The ones now that can hold libraries of DVD quality movies are just insane!
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