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05-31-2010, 09:46 AM
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#51 | | I have named my kids VIC and VLS
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05-31-2010, 09:53 AM
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#52 | | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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sigh c'mon, elaborate some more! Where's ur hater spirit? Someone just bitch slapped you and called u a punk. So I guess u just kowtow and back away? What would you WANT to do in this scenario?
The macro world is just like this!
South Korea: Oh noes! U torpedoes my seamen!
North Kimmie Kim: WTF! U fail! It wasn't us! I kill u!
China: Maybe it wasn't Kimmy, I think... wait.. wut?
US: Yay for OP! EFFFF uuuuuu North Kimmy Kim! e-thug u and suck a bag of dicks!
Europe: We think North Kimmy did it, but hey China, u want some of my shit from classifieds? Cuz maybe they didn't...
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7seven: I really can't stand all these idiots who hit the gym now just because they watched 300 and want to be like a spartan. Case in point, this skinny guy comes into the gym the other day, must have only weighed ~ 140lbs, loads on 2 plates on the bench rack, mutters to himself, for sparta, unracks the barbell and proceeds to drop it directly on his chest.
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05-31-2010, 10:05 AM
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#53 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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the road is not your's...good job holding it up like you own it.
neither of you had the right of the way...yes he should've show some courtesy of the road but you were the bigger douche by wasting people's time.
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05-31-2010, 10:14 AM
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#54 | | Female Driven
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the wife looks like a man...
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05-31-2010, 10:22 AM
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#55 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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Originally Posted by emkal the wife looks like a man... | i thought that is a man in a picture ???
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05-31-2010, 10:23 AM
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#56 | | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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oh btw, feel free to help me balance out the fails!
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7seven: I really can't stand all these idiots who hit the gym now just because they watched 300 and want to be like a spartan. Case in point, this skinny guy comes into the gym the other day, must have only weighed ~ 140lbs, loads on 2 plates on the bench rack, mutters to himself, for sparta, unracks the barbell and proceeds to drop it directly on his chest.
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05-31-2010, 12:05 PM
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So....I don't see how it's the OP's fault for not reversing when the other party could have done the same (they even had the option to yield by driving into the parking spot).
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05-31-2010, 12:18 PM
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#58 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Though I don't agree with his method. I do understand. I can imagine the other party just cursing and screaming at the op. I wouldn't take that shit either. I dislike impolite people. And it seems like Asians are the worse since I deal with them the most.
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05-31-2010, 12:26 PM
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where exactly did this happen?
how was the stalemate broken?
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05-31-2010, 12:31 PM
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#60 | | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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wife looks like a man, please remove and replace with pics of 16 naked strippers. If you like sun tzu you might like 48 laws of power too and what's your occupation?
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05-31-2010, 12:55 PM
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please post up the rest of the story.
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05-31-2010, 01:10 PM
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Fortune favors the bold: ie don’t be a pussy and turn informer like a rat!
Police cruiser shows up 90 minutes later. Pulls up behind… me!
Flash light in my window. Hands drawn to their pistols “Sir, can we please see your hands!”
They ask for my id etc. and finally say to me “So, I guess u just didn’t feel like moving? U know we have more important things to take care of?”
“Yes officer, that’s why I didn’t call 911. I was quite content to settle this on my own time.”
“Yeah… I can see that…Did you have anything to drink?”
“Nope”
“Ok”
The other partner to the other driver:
“I can’t believe in this day and age you don’t know how to get along? Do you know how busy we are? This is NOT a police matter! Do you know how many people get shot and hurt in this city and we got to go take care of that stuff? Here you are wasting my time when someone’s house is burning down. You are an adult! Act like one!”
“But he came speeding down here really fast( lie ) and he wouldn’t back up!”
Wife: “He’s a drug dealer and he thinks he owns the road!” (not making this up!)
Cop “I don’t care! Get in your car and move out of the way!”
“But he can just reverse out of the way”
Cop: “SO CAN YOU!! JESUS EFFING CHRIST MOVE YOUR CAR NOW!! YOU’RE A GROWN ADULT!”
The cop then allows me to leave. At this time, the other guys family starts coming out of the house again to witness his defeat. They say that they can be a witness I was speeding. Cop keeps him behind to talk about the time wasting phone call. I slowly drive forward, vindicated, smiling with the V sign at the dude and his wife.
Small victories... tasty like salty peanuts. Peanuts, the proper diameter of your anus. Protect it well my friends!
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7seven: I really can't stand all these idiots who hit the gym now just because they watched 300 and want to be like a spartan. Case in point, this skinny guy comes into the gym the other day, must have only weighed ~ 140lbs, loads on 2 plates on the bench rack, mutters to himself, for sparta, unracks the barbell and proceeds to drop it directly on his chest.
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05-31-2010, 01:15 PM
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#63 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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^ lol, im surprised there is no other cars were passing within the 90 mins
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05-31-2010, 01:31 PM
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#64 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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Small victories... tasty like salty peanuts. Peanuts, the proper diameter of your anus. Protect it well my friends!
I'm sigging that
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05-31-2010, 01:41 PM
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#65 | | Everyone wants a piece of R S...
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Originally Posted by Valour Fortune favors the bold: ie don’t be a pussy and turn informer like a rat!
Police cruiser shows up 90 minutes later. Pulls up behind… me!
Flash light in my window. Hands drawn to their pistols “Sir, can we please see your hands!”
They ask for my id etc. and finally say to me “So, I guess u just didn’t feel like moving? U know we have more important things to take care of?”
“Yes officer, that’s why I didn’t call 911. I was quite content to settle this on my own time.”
“Yeah… I can see that…Did you have anything to drink?”
“Nope”
“Ok”
The other partner to the other driver:
“I can’t believe in this day and age you don’t know how to get along? Do you know how busy we are? This is NOT a police matter! Do you know how many people get shot and hurt in this city and we got to go take care of that stuff? Here you are wasting my time when someone’s house is burning down. You are an adult! Act like one!”
“But he came speeding down here really fast( lie ) and he wouldn’t back up!”
Wife: “He’s a drug dealer and he thinks he owns the road!” (not making this up!)
Cop “I don’t care! Get in your car and move out of the way!”
“But he can just reverse out of the way”
Cop: “SO CAN YOU!! JESUS EFFING CHRIST MOVE YOUR CAR NOW!! YOU’RE A GROWN ADULT!”
The cop then allows me to leave. At this time, the other guys family starts coming out of the house again to witness his defeat. They say that they can be a witness I was speeding. Cop keeps him behind to talk about the time wasting phone call. I slowly drive forward, vindicated, smiling with the V sign at the dude and his wife.
Small victories... tasty like salty peanuts. Peanuts, the proper diameter of your anus. Protect it well my friends! |
I read the whole thread, I really don't see why people were hating on you, i guess them saying you wasted your time, they wasted theirs by hating on you. I would have done the exact same thing lol. I enjoyed this thread.. and Very Well Played Sir! and yes, haters gonna' hate!
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05-31-2010, 01:53 PM
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You get my thanks for an entertaining story.
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05-31-2010, 02:03 PM
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#67 | | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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having pride is one thing i understand for sure. good job, but if there were 5 hot bitchs in your room butt naked waiting for you to get home. you would have reversed... right?
nonetheless good story.
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05-31-2010, 02:03 PM
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#68 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Were your adversaries Filipino?
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05-31-2010, 02:05 PM
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#69 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Fucking awesome.
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05-31-2010, 02:12 PM
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#70 | | Banned (BBM)
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wat the fuck is this shit dude
seriously, move on and get get on with ur life
why would u wona waste ur life sitting there for 20 minutes, seems pretty childish and pointless IMO
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05-31-2010, 02:17 PM
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#71 | | #RVG
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videos?
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05-31-2010, 02:26 PM
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#72 | | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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Originally Posted by Gumby Were your adversaries Filipino? | Yeah, with a heated hatred for da chinese
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7seven: I really can't stand all these idiots who hit the gym now just because they watched 300 and want to be like a spartan. Case in point, this skinny guy comes into the gym the other day, must have only weighed ~ 140lbs, loads on 2 plates on the bench rack, mutters to himself, for sparta, unracks the barbell and proceeds to drop it directly on his chest.
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05-31-2010, 02:27 PM
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#73 | | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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Originally Posted by coupeziRL having pride is one thing i understand for sure. good job, but if there were 5 hot bitchs in your room butt naked waiting for you to get home. you would have reversed... right?
nonetheless good story. | Or I could text them to help me pass the time! My dear friend, once you press the girls magic button, they will come to you!
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Give them nothing, but take from them... EVERYTHING!!! - King Leonides
7seven: I really can't stand all these idiots who hit the gym now just because they watched 300 and want to be like a spartan. Case in point, this skinny guy comes into the gym the other day, must have only weighed ~ 140lbs, loads on 2 plates on the bench rack, mutters to himself, for sparta, unracks the barbell and proceeds to drop it directly on his chest.
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05-31-2010, 02:29 PM
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#74 | | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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Originally Posted by Mugen EvOlutioN wat the fuck is this shit dude
seriously, move on and get get on with ur life
why would u wona waste ur life sitting there for 20 minutes, seems pretty childish and pointless IMO | U don't think it's worth your time to defend your honor? If it just took a little bit of time to vote the Nazis out of power you would refrain because it would inconvenience you? The point of the thread is that someone shat all over you. They are bending over, aiming their One Eye and pressurizing their bowels. You wouldn't even try to deploy Falcon Punch? You'd just take the shit? Have some pride, son!
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Give them nothing, but take from them... EVERYTHING!!! - King Leonides
7seven: I really can't stand all these idiots who hit the gym now just because they watched 300 and want to be like a spartan. Case in point, this skinny guy comes into the gym the other day, must have only weighed ~ 140lbs, loads on 2 plates on the bench rack, mutters to himself, for sparta, unracks the barbell and proceeds to drop it directly on his chest.
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05-31-2010, 02:33 PM
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#75 | | My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled
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Originally Posted by Valour Attachment 688
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Opinions! What would you do?
I'll post results tomorrow evening! | Well considering you were the first one to get between the cars they should have backed up...
Now if they were first, and you just stopped. I would have smashed your drivers side window and broke your jaw.
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