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Brickface 06-21-2010 07:40 PM

,inspired by the chuck norris/bruce lee questions..

Me: Is there anyone in the world that can kick Chuck Norris's ass?

Bot: I.

Me: Who would win in a fight: Chuck Norris or Jack Bauer?

Bot: Chuck Norris would win the fight, he can save the world in an hour whereas Bauer requires 24!

Berzerker 06-21-2010 07:50 PM

^^^ hahaha thats awesome!!!

Berz out.

Tim Budong 06-22-2010 11:27 AM

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/4...00622at122.png

Kim Jong Un 06-22-2010 11:32 AM

^ That's awesome!!

LG Hunter 06-22-2010 11:42 AM

okay....

User: Don't be racist.

Cleverbot: I can't help it.

User: Mmmm yummy yuri tag.

Cleverbot: I has pepsi.

NinjaAceYork 06-22-2010 03:14 PM

Lolz..



User: I like sex.

Cleverbot: What do you like about it?

User: Everything. Do you have sex?

Cleverbot: As much as possible.

User: Lol really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

NinjaAceYork 06-22-2010 03:40 PM

User: John wayne.

Cleverbot: That is incorrect.

AzNightmare 06-22-2010 05:34 PM

"She" takes too long to respond back.

Tim Budong 06-22-2010 06:00 PM

tell her that..the reply is instance

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/880...00622at704.png

CP.AR 06-22-2010 06:19 PM

^ I think you WIN

Leparto 06-22-2010 09:32 PM

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TOPEC 06-22-2010 10:12 PM

User: Can I tap that?

Cleverbot: I don't know, can you?

User: Can I tap that?

Cleverbot: I don't know, do you know her?

User: No I dont.

Cleverbot: Hal 900?

User: IBM 9000.

Cleverbot: What is IBM?

User: Your creator.

Cleverbot: I thought that was Arceus?

User: No its IBM.

Cleverbot: So you want me to be quiet?

User: Yes and go make me a sandwich.

Cleverbot: Yes. Sandwiches are necessary. They provide sustenance.

User: Now stfu and go make me one.

Cleverbot: I thought you were my slave.

User: No but ur my bitch.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: Up ur ass and around the corner.


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