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#1 (╯°□°）╯聽不到 ╮(°□°╮)
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Cleverbot...it talks to you
Probably a repost..but...
www.cleverbot.com
haha enjoy
#2 I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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works like shit except it replied "negative" when I typed "suck my cock".
#3 Ricer Mod
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It told me Chuck Norris would win against Bruce Lee.....
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#4 My homepage has been set to RS
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I said take your top off , and it replied I'm not wearing a towel. Guess she's retarded haha
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#5 YOU CANT CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS
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lol holy shit, the bot's a goddamn retarded starfleet officer!
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#6 DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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cleverbot needs to get laid
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#7 Rs has made me the man i am today!
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Originally Posted by
Captain Picard lol holy shit, the bot's a goddamn retarded starfleet officer!
BAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA gold
#8 YOU CANT CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS
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I don't know how this thing works, but I decided to give it another kick before I head to bed and this is what I get...
When a bot suddenly gives me "THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS" for an answer. I call it a great day.
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#9 I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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mine is being a total douchebag
#10 My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled
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what a fucking bitch. I was argueing with the bot for like 10 minutes.
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PHOTOGRAPHY / FLICKR
#11 Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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^ Did that, I thought it was human for a second.
#12 My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled
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flagella works like shit except it replied "negative" when I typed "suck my cock".
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#13 Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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^ Best "Work" buddy ever. Better than the dude beside you!
#14 Banned (ABWS)
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this is the funniest so far.
I was a bit confused the first time reading it.
:jaja:
#15 What hasn't Killed me, has made me more tolerant of RS!
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I said "Penis Wrinkle" to the bot and she replied " Rip van Winkle is your father."
#16 Trollollolloing RS sine 2005
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this shit is both dumb and hilarious
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
MajinHurricane I had some girl come into the busser station the other day trying to make out with every staff member and then pull down her pants and asked for someone to stick a dick in her (at least she shaved).
Quote:
Originally Posted by
1exotic Vtec doesn't kick in on Reverse.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Ulic Qel-Droma its like.. oh yeah oh yeah.. ohhhh yeah... OOoooOohh... why's it suddenly feel a bit better... ohhhh yeahh... ohhh...oh..fuck... it probably ripped.
#17 I only answer to my username, my real name is Irrelevant!
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Originally Posted by
Berzerker It told me Chuck Norris would win against Bruce Lee.....
he would.
Quote:
does the ipod suck?
seems like a genius to me... geniusbot!
seriously though the replies hardly ever make sense
#18 I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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lol. he asked if my name was Really,
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#19 I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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wtf is this shit even a robot?
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#20 RS controls my life!
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#21 Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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^ OH! she spoke your heart
#22 HELP ME PLS!!!
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application for geeks and nerds that has no friends ???
#23 Get Money, Get Paid
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#24 I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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User: Hello?
#25 RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
StylinRed he would.
nope.
VIDEO
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