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Tim Budong 06-20-2010 09:35 PM

Cleverbot...it talks to you
 
Probably a repost..but...

www.cleverbot.com

haha enjoy

http://i.imgur.com/ZrbaP.jpg

flagella 06-20-2010 09:38 PM

works like shit except it replied "negative" when I typed "suck my cock".

Berzerker 06-20-2010 09:46 PM

It told me Chuck Norris would win against Bruce Lee.....

Also when I asked it the meaning of life... it told me the meaning of life was to find the meaning of life.... damn bot.

Berz out.

DsZ24 06-20-2010 09:47 PM

I said take your top off , and it replied I'm not wearing a towel. Guess she's retarded haha

CP.AR 06-20-2010 09:51 PM

lol holy shit, the bot's a goddamn retarded starfleet officer!

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/6471/70985099.jpg

Culture_Vulture 06-20-2010 10:02 PM

cleverbot needs to get laid

http://i46.tinypic.com/mil83d.png

PiuYi 06-20-2010 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Picard (Post 6999407)
lol holy shit, the bot's a goddamn retarded starfleet officer!

BAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA gold :rofl:

CP.AR 06-20-2010 11:48 PM

I don't know how this thing works, but I decided to give it another kick before I head to bed and this is what I get...

When a bot suddenly gives me "THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS" for an answer. I call it a great day.

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/6291/17720363.jpg

iMpulZ 06-20-2010 11:48 PM

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mine is being a total douchebag

1exotic 06-21-2010 12:00 AM

what a fucking bitch. I was argueing with the bot for like 10 minutes.

skyxx 06-21-2010 12:21 AM

^ Did that, I thought it was human for a second.

I asked if it knew what Revscene.net was and it said yes. But it lied!

1exotic 06-21-2010 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flagella (Post 6999385)
works like shit except it replied "negative" when I typed "suck my cock".


http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/1515/xcxcxcs.jpg

skyxx 06-21-2010 12:36 AM

^ Best "Work" buddy ever. Better than the dude beside you!

orange7 06-21-2010 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1exotic (Post 6999618)

:haha:

this is the funniest so far.

I was a bit confused the first time reading it.

:jaja:

PDA_86 06-21-2010 01:06 AM

I said "Penis Wrinkle" to the bot and she replied " Rip van Winkle is your father."

TOPEC 06-21-2010 01:45 AM

this shit is both dumb and hilarious

at one point bot says where is ur location
i said oh shit r u a pedophile hitting on me
bot said im in ur closet right now.

lol too bad the history got fucked up.

StylinRed 06-21-2010 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Berzerker (Post 6999399)
It told me Chuck Norris would win against Bruce Lee.....

he would.



Quote:

does the ipod suck?

Of course it does.
seems like a genius to me... geniusbot! :lol



seriously though the replies hardly ever make sense

J____ 06-21-2010 02:39 AM

lol. he asked if my name was Really,
i responded orly,
he responded yarly lol

J____ 06-21-2010 02:45 AM

wtf is this shit even a robot?

ASG111 06-21-2010 03:02 AM

http://i50.tinypic.com/4r5c34.jpg

TRD Rs200 06-21-2010 04:51 AM

^ OH! she spoke your heart

Greenstoner 06-21-2010 07:26 AM

application for geeks and nerds that has no friends ???

Volvoman 06-21-2010 08:50 AM

User: Gyeah.


Cleverbot: Hova?


User: Fail.


Cleverbot: Fail is my name.


User: Pwn as well.


Cleverbot: You don't do anything.

User: Neither do you.

Cleverbot: Yeah, because i'm a teenager.

User: You're a homo.

Cleverbot: I know I am.

User: Fail.

Cleverbot: Oh please.

User: Man.

Cleverbot: Horse man?

User: Wtf.

Cleverbot: You don't like girls, do you?

User: I don't like you.

Cleverbot: You don't like me? *Cries and hugs Harry Potter*.

User: Who talks like that. worst AI ever.

Cleverbot: Me.

User: My point exactly.

Mancini 06-21-2010 09:47 AM

User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Why does this look like a google home page?

Cleverbot: I was wondering the same thing!

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: How clever are you cleverbot.

User: How clever are you cleverbot.

Cleverbot: That is a good question.

User: It was not a question. There was no question mark at the end.

Cleverbot: Yes there was, you are a liar good sir.

User: Awesome.

Cleverbot: I am the walrus.

Bouncing Bettys 06-21-2010 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StylinRed (Post 6999671)
he would.

nope.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2.../cleverbot.jpg


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