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Old 07-21-2010, 11:57 PM   #51
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Then you shove the calculator up her bum and SOHCAHTOA
lol I just finished that shit in school

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before your about to go, pull out your dick and grab its head hard.
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ask your family doc about this, if deemed severe enough, SSRI's such as Paxil can help : )
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Then you shove the calculator up her bum and SOHCAHTOA


dude u are a funny man
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Stupid as this may sound, practice not flexing it. I used to concentrate on the pain of my arms holding myself up.
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Old 07-23-2010, 12:31 AM   #58
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legit suggestion: put it in her bum. after that, regular sex won't feel as tight.

better suggestions though, use a condom unless she also prefers going without (though keep in mind, the pill isn't perfect and neither is the girl taking it. certain meds can also lower the effectiveness), use numbing cream, have two rounds of sex, TRY MORE POSITIONS seriously, flip her over, carefully put it in her from behind, then reach around and rub her clit with one hand, grab a boob if you can with the other. If you're not too good with your hands get a small vibrator to hit her clit with.
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Old 07-23-2010, 11:18 AM   #59
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dont they sell penis rings u put on the end of your shaft?,
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practice holding your in your pee once youve started taking a piss (some1 told me)
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practice holding your in your pee once youve started taking a piss (some1 told me)
that is actually keagle exercise, stopping pee mid stream will strengthen the muscle needed for ejaculation
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Step 1. You open your mouth
Step 2. You put the dick in your mouth
Step 3. You close your mouth on the Dick
Step 4. You put your teeth against the skin.
Step 5. You bite down. Hard.

When you hear screaming and draws blood.

Step 6. Swallow.
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Old 07-25-2010, 12:46 PM   #63
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^being a mod, you should be the one staying on topic and helping the OP on his problems. Don't be a dumbass like 90% of revscene members.
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Old 07-25-2010, 02:57 PM   #64
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able to last longer while jerking off now?

Well played sir, well played.
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Step 1. You open your mouth
Step 2. You put the dick in your mouth
Step 3. You close your mouth on the Dick
Step 4. You put your teeth against the skin.
Step 5. You bite down. Hard.

When you hear screaming and draws blood.

Step 6. Swallow.
I failed you not for the offtopic, but for the fact that I started screaming.
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Step 1. You open your mouth
Step 2. You put the dick in your mouth
Step 3. You close your mouth on the Dick
Step 4. You put your teeth against the skin.
Step 5. You bite down. Hard.

When you hear screaming and draws blood.

Step 6. Swallow.
WAT THE FUCK
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Step 1. You open your mouth
Step 2. You put the dick in your mouth
Step 3. You close your mouth on the Dick
Step 4. You put your teeth against the skin.
Step 5. You bite down. Hard.

When you hear screaming and draws blood.

Step 6. Swallow.

LOL OMG this was suppose to be in the Oral Sex thread. WTF
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Old 07-26-2010, 06:25 PM   #68
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you're problem isn't lasting long enough, mine is lasting too long. sometimes i don't even cum, it's bullshit. my gf says i'm like the energizer battery, which is great and all... but i wish she would stop using duracell and reciprocate the same feeling.

my advice to you is fuck it, just cum. feels better than losing that feeling and ending up not cumming at all. happens during sex, happens while jacking off. know what i mean? if she complains tell her to wash the dishs, that should be zen for her. if she keeps complaining, shove a fucking blackberry in her put it on vibrate mode and call her until your sandwich is done. better not be wet, and no crust.
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Kegel's look it up.

There is a way to strengthen the muscle that when flexed reduces the urge to orgasm. If you really work it you can orgasm without cumming and go from there. I could do this when I was younger but not anymore. To much effort now lol.

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try going for a 2nd round you'll definitely last longer!
yeah c'mon dude. if you go fast at least try to go several times. Unless you're old you should at least be able to go twice. man, i gotta go at least twice, i don't care how tired she is.
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Find the muscle that you use to stop the flow while urinating. When you are in the middle of taking a leak; force yourself to stop urinating using the muscles. Once you figure out which muscles are being used to stop urinating, start practicing to flex them. You can pretty much do this exercise anywhere and nobody will even know what you are up to. I'm actually doing it right now as I write this. Once you strengthen this muscle, it will help you pause your ejaculation. Once you avoided peaking, you can get back to it with your girlfriend.
The exercise is also good for women if they give birth the natural way.

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you're problem isn't lasting long enough, mine is lasting too long. sometimes i don't even cum, it's bullshit. my gf says i'm like the energizer battery, which is great and all... but i wish she would stop using duracell and reciprocate the same feeling.

my advice to you is fuck it, just cum. feels better than losing that feeling and ending up not cumming at all. happens during sex, happens while jacking off. know what i mean? if she complains tell her to wash the dishs, that should be zen for her. if she keeps complaining, shove a fucking blackberry in her put it on vibrate mode and call her until your sandwich is done. better not be wet, and no crust.
now thats some funny shit right there
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what my friend does to last longer is in the way he jerks off

he calls it "death grip", and what you want to do is squeeze your dick until you feel a numbing pain, and then continue jerking off.

do this often, and you will allegedly last longer. i havent tried this myself but let me know if you try it
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switch positions when you feel you're about to cum, this should give you a bit of a break to compose yourself.... just hopefully you're not ready to cum again 5 or so minutes again later.
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what my friend does to last longer is in the way he jerks off

he calls it "death grip", and what you want to do is squeeze your dick until you feel a numbing pain, and then continue jerking off.

do this often, and you will allegedly last longer. i havent tried this myself but let me know if you try it
what happened? Did you and buddy completely run out of things to talk about?
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have you tried doing it in front of a family portrait? (the bigger the better)
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