My Mom Found a Girl in my Bed It happened way, way back. When I was 17? Early one morning I had to take a piss. I was supposed to take my mom to work. I told the girl to stay in bed till I got back. Well, for whatever reason, my mom went into my room to see if I was awake. I heard screams. The girl grabbed her clothes and took off half naked out the back door. My mom was frazzled and didn't know what to do. The girl was a white chick, too. My father was out of town, but my mom never told him. Ah, the shit I put my mom through. Apparently, my mom told some of her friends about it, like she was proud of the fact I was boinking a white girl. Weird, I tell ya. Just be careful where you hide your girls, LOL. |
How is this the least bit humorous? Don't join the trolls! :p |
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best one up to till now |
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His age is about three of these users combined :rofl: |
It would've been pretty humorous had it been posted consecutively I guess. Out of all people, I wouldve expected 89blkcivic to be the last one to post this kinda crap :lol: |
haha got to admit, having asian parents, i can actually picture the reaction of not only catching a girl in the bed; but, a white chick he he. |
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Anymore parodies? |
i was thinking about making a masturbating one... but thats similar to the porn stash :/ |
So, revscene copypasta? http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3091/...deb143e041.jpg |
she was surprised because she probably thought you were gay |
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^ :rofl: They didn't even have cell phones back in those days............. "Here, babe, let me take a shot of you lying next to me, naked in my bed so I can prove to a bunch of teenagers 36 years from now I was doing you. I want to post it up on a thing called a forum that's on some shit called the um, Internet." Right. |
^lol 36 years |
i see you trollin' old man :troll: |
why don't you marry her |
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Like the song goes, "The kind you don't take home to motha." (Superfreak - Rick James). |
cool story dude |
danned, you must not watch Jersey Shore - maybe she was a Rhinoceros and 89blk was like Vinnie....hahha Holy crap, 36 years ago...that means you were in your teens when land yachts (Caprice, LeSabres) and econoboxes (Civic, Corollas) were new - cool. Platforms and bell-bottoms much? lol At least now I know your real age. Can't say I was far off from what I thought. |
89blkcivic is the man! |
this is likely a true story |
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