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Old 09-14-2010, 12:52 AM   #1
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My Mom Found a Girl in my Bed

It happened way, way back. When I was 17?

Early one morning I had to take a piss. I was supposed to take my mom to work. I told the girl to stay in bed till I got back. Well, for whatever reason, my mom went into my room to see if I was awake. I heard screams. The girl grabbed her clothes and took off half naked out the back door. My mom was frazzled and didn't know what to do. The girl was a white chick, too. My father was out of town, but my mom never told him.

Ah, the shit I put my mom through. Apparently, my mom told some of her friends about it, like she was proud of the fact I was boinking a white girl. Weird, I tell ya.

Just be careful where you hide your girls, LOL.

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Old 09-14-2010, 12:55 AM   #2
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How is this the least bit humorous?

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I went up to a cute chick and asked her if she'd let me take a photo of her for $30 she slapped me, she said to me that "I AIN'T A WHORE!"

But other than that I have seen every car on display in DTP just by cruising about in Richmond, thank you very much for collecting them together and get someone to sing a cover for "fuck you".

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Old 09-14-2010, 01:01 AM   #5
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How is this the least bit humorous?

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Becuase it really happened and my mom's reaction was......... well, you had to be there.
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Old 09-14-2010, 01:01 AM   #6
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best one up to till now
This,

His age is about three of these users combined
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wtf did she get some bolt-on titties or what?
they look sooooooooooo much bigger than they were 2ish years ago.
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Old 09-14-2010, 01:03 AM   #7
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It would've been pretty humorous had it been posted consecutively I guess.

Out of all people, I wouldve expected 89blkcivic to be the last one to post this kinda crap :
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haha got to admit, having asian parents, i can actually picture the reaction of not only catching a girl in the bed; but, a white chick he he.
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Old 09-14-2010, 01:22 AM   #10
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Old 09-14-2010, 01:29 AM   #11
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i was thinking about making a masturbating one... but thats similar to the porn stash :/
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she was surprised because she probably thought you were gay
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They didn't even have cell phones back in those days............. "Here, babe, let me take a shot of you lying next to me, naked in my bed so I can prove to a bunch of teenagers 36 years from now I was doing you. I want to post it up on a thing called a forum that's on some shit called the um, Internet." Right.
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Old 09-14-2010, 07:11 AM   #17
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why don't you marry her
There are girls you have fun with and there are the girls you can marry.

Like the song goes, "The kind you don't take home to motha." (Superfreak - Rick James).
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Old 09-14-2010, 08:41 AM   #22
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danned, you must not watch Jersey Shore - maybe she was a Rhinoceros and 89blk was like Vinnie....hahha

Holy crap, 36 years ago...that means you were in your teens when land yachts (Caprice, LeSabres) and econoboxes (Civic, Corollas) were new - cool. Platforms and bell-bottoms much? lol

At least now I know your real age. Can't say I was far off from what I thought.
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