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09-22-2010, 09:02 PM
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Worst pain for me would be when I was running a cutting torch (big tip at 70psi) and the tip got caught in a hole in my freehand glove and I couldn't get it out until I finally shook the whole glove off. Ever seen a toasted human bone?
Worst pain I think I might encounter that I'm scared shitless of? Passing kidney stones. I've heard from women that have given birth and they say it's (passing stones) WAAAAAY worse.
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can we stop, my pussy hurts...
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fliptuner, I am gonna grab ur dick and pee in your face, then rub shit all over my face...:lol
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haha i can taste the cum in my mouth
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09-22-2010, 09:02 PM
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I torn my ACL during a basketball game... the sound of the snap is still in my head
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09-22-2010, 09:02 PM
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Come on murd0c. You use to be cool man.
Ever been hit with the puck in the nuts so hard that your testicle exploded?
Never happened to me either, but I saw some guy take a slapshot to the hand and his pinky blew up. Litterally the tip of the pinky was gone. Couldn't find any pieces for the doctors to reattach.
Supposedly, a team mate's friend was a goalie and took one in the sack and one of the marbles blew up.
__________________ Originally posted by Iceman_19 you should have tried to touch his penis. that really throws them off. Originally posted by The7even SumAznGuy > Billboa Originally posted by 1990TSI SumAznGuy> Internet > tinytrix Quote:
Originally Posted by tofu1413  and icing on the cake, lady driving a newer chrysler 200 infront of me... jumped out of her car, dropped her pants, did an immediate squat and did probably the longest public relief ever...... steam and all. | (11-0-0) Buy/Sell rating Christine Shitvic Pull Out Towing | |
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09-22-2010, 09:06 PM
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took an elbow to the eye playing soccer, that knocked me out for a good 30 seconds or so.
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09-22-2010, 09:06 PM
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#30 | | In RS I Trust
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One of my buddys played hardball and a guy on his team got a ground ball smoked and hit him in the nuts and both of them twisted and had to be removed due to no blood flow getting through so yes I agree that would hurt like a bitch but other things hurt just the same.
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09-22-2010, 09:15 PM
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#31 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Wow just reading some of these stories makes me shudder! Looks like closing my own car door on my thumb is nothing in comparison... Quote:
Originally Posted by BeeBeeAhn Probably when i got kicked in the nutsack. heh.
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having a uterus sucks. | So you're a hermaphrodite?  Quote:
Originally Posted by fliptuner I've heard from women that have given birth and they say it's WAAAAAY worse. | It's weird how women say giving birth is the most painful experience ever - and then there are those with 4+ kids...
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09-22-2010, 09:16 PM
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#32 | | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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When I had my wisdom teeth taken out, all four at once, two came out quick, the last two took a long ass time...
I wasn't sedated but got shots to the side of my mouth for numbness(also hurt)... then the shots kinda wore off... then the pain... worst pain of my life...
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09-22-2010, 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Gumby Wow just reading some of these stories makes me shudder! Looks like closing my own car door on my thumb is nothing in comparison...
So you're a hermaphrodite? | post op.
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09-22-2010, 09:19 PM
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Shattering my left elbow so badly it needed pins for 4 months..
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09-22-2010, 09:20 PM
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Haha... there are 2 things about physical pain. First is how badly it hurts, and second is how long the pain last.
I've closed a door on my finger before. The inital shock hurt, but it was short. After the inital pain, it became a long throbbing pain till I had the blood released.
My worst pain was a really bad cavity that required a root canal. The pain was so bad, it gave he a really bad headache. The pain lasted a long time because the pain was constant until I had the root canal.
__________________ Originally posted by Iceman_19 you should have tried to touch his penis. that really throws them off. Originally posted by The7even SumAznGuy > Billboa Originally posted by 1990TSI SumAznGuy> Internet > tinytrix Quote:
Originally Posted by tofu1413 and icing on the cake, lady driving a newer chrysler 200 infront of me... jumped out of her car, dropped her pants, did an immediate squat and did probably the longest public relief ever...... steam and all. | (11-0-0) Buy/Sell rating Christine Shitvic Pull Out Towing | |
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09-22-2010, 09:21 PM
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#36 | | WHAT? NO FOOD?
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I was baking some desserts at my friend's house. As soon i got the cupcakes out of the oven at 375 Degrees F. the dog came into the kitchen quietly, hit the oven door and burn my arm. I still have scars on both side of my right arm, about 3-4 inch long.
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09-22-2010, 09:23 PM
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#37 | | Head of HR....have a seat on that couch
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Originally Posted by Gumby
It's weird how women say giving birth is the most painful experience ever - and then there are those with 4+ kids...
| Edited my post. Sorry, I meant women that had kids and also passed kidney stones, saying the stones were a lot more painful.
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Originally posted by v.b.
can we stop, my pussy hurts...
Originally posted by asian_XL
fliptuner, I am gonna grab ur dick and pee in your face, then rub shit all over my face...:lol
Originally posted by Fei-Ji
haha i can taste the cum in my mouth
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when I was 13 I wanted to be a video hoe so bad RSUV #7 | |
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09-22-2010, 09:23 PM
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#38 | | look at these diamonds, they shining
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09-22-2010, 09:26 PM
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#39 | | 14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
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wow some of you have had it so much worse than I have lol...
but the worse I've been through is when my spine was inflamed and had to go to the hospital. Stuck a huge frickin needle in my back at 2 in the morning while i was half asleep to get some spine fluid samples...
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09-22-2010, 09:27 PM
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Well there are epidurals for pain during birth now. not all women can have them though.
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09-22-2010, 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by fliptuner Worst pain I think I might encounter that I'm scared shitless of? Passing kidney stones. I've heard from women that have given birth and they say it's (passing stones) WAAAAAY worse. | The first time they give birth, it stretches to the point it tears the skin between the bum and birth hole. Sometimes doctors will cut it and then sew it back together afterwards.
But once they have one kid, the second time is easier and by the third time or more, they baby just pops right out.
__________________ Originally posted by Iceman_19 you should have tried to touch his penis. that really throws them off. Originally posted by The7even SumAznGuy > Billboa Originally posted by 1990TSI SumAznGuy> Internet > tinytrix Quote:
Originally Posted by tofu1413 and icing on the cake, lady driving a newer chrysler 200 infront of me... jumped out of her car, dropped her pants, did an immediate squat and did probably the longest public relief ever...... steam and all. | (11-0-0) Buy/Sell rating Christine Shitvic Pull Out Towing | |
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09-22-2010, 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by v.Rossi when my 16 year old dog had to be put down, how her eyes just slowly closed while looking at us. i couldn't stay in there any longer, i just had to walk out of the room.
fuck, i hate being a nostalgic.
at least you're in a better place now, when i see you up there i'll give you your favorite treat, pupperoni. to this day, i still look at the picture of you taped to your shrine and remind myself of the day you passed away. it's something i can't allow myself to forget, may 17, 2009. you we're indeed, truly my best friend. | Quote:
Originally Posted by Mercy Your dog passed away the same day my mom went to the hospital to spend the last week of her life. That hurt more than any physical pain I've ever experienced. Posted via RS Mobile | 
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09-22-2010, 09:43 PM
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cocking a bb gun with a bbq stick and then having the bbq stick snap and recoil into my thumb, it took two tries to pull the bbq stick out of my thumb. It went about an inch into my thumb.
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09-22-2010, 09:52 PM
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#44 | | Pull Out Towing. Women rescued for free.
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Terrorist tactics include removing finger nails with a pair of plyers.
Getting a needle/sliver under the finger nail.
__________________ Originally posted by Iceman_19 you should have tried to touch his penis. that really throws them off. Originally posted by The7even SumAznGuy > Billboa Originally posted by 1990TSI SumAznGuy> Internet > tinytrix Quote:
Originally Posted by tofu1413 and icing on the cake, lady driving a newer chrysler 200 infront of me... jumped out of her car, dropped her pants, did an immediate squat and did probably the longest public relief ever...... steam and all. | (11-0-0) Buy/Sell rating Christine Shitvic Pull Out Towing | |
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09-22-2010, 09:57 PM
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09-22-2010, 09:58 PM
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09-22-2010, 10:01 PM
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#47 | | I bringith the lowerballerith
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I don't think physical pains could ever match up to emotional pains.
One time I came across my father's journal and in one entry, it was about the things he did for me that day and his thoughts on it. I really did take him for granted.
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09-22-2010, 10:07 PM
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#48 | | I only answer to my username, my real name is Irrelevant!
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uhmm kind of a three way tie
i broke my wrist ages ago and got a cast.. when i went in to get another xray to see how things were growing back, it looked like my wrist wasn't set correctly (slightly) so the doctor cut my cast off and basically forced my forearm and hand together (like wresting with a tight socket) i blacked out for a few seconds
another would be when i skewered my hand with a potato peeler trying to dig out a root from the potato i was peeling.. it went right through the potato and into my palm and almost through
and lastly would be horrible constipation horrible horrible constipation... that might be the worse... even more than a crippling back muscle spasm (which lost out to the top 3)
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09-22-2010, 10:08 PM
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Dislocating my shoulder for the 4th time in 5 weeks playing rugby (I tried to make a form tackle on one of the bigger guys) and it stayed out for about an hour. Sat there and watched my team lose the fraser valleys waiting for an ambulance to come, only for that to get delayed (Were at Yale in abbotsford, hospital is 30 mins away). Then as the ambulance was backing in to take me to the hospital, i popped my own shoulder back in standing up to get to the stretcher. FUUUUUU
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09-22-2010, 10:10 PM
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Kidney stones!!
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